All About the Buttplug Lifestyle

2012-01-26T22:54:00.001-05:00

Hm... I wonder what the size of this bottle of cologne is? (Rochas Man eau de toilette)

Motorcycle exhaust plugs. The long one is "small" and the short one is "large". About 62mm diameter. Almost 2 1/2 inches.

Back to longer periods of plugging

2012-01-07T20:01:00.000-05:00

Long walk tonight with the fat dilator in my asshole. I put the dilator in yesterday shortly after getting home from the gym, say about 7 pm. Slept with it in - also tried sleeping with the long thick locking cock plug in, but eventually had to take that out. Wore the dilator all day today, even while working outside taking down Xmas shit. Finally went to the grocery; get home; they've forgotten to bag some of what I bought, so I had to walk all the way back. Not that I minded much, with the exquisite feeling of a nice thick nub of plastic in my rectum.Will try sleeping longer with the locking cock plug - I think I'd overdone it on the urethral stretching last night, so the tip of my urethra was too sensitive.

Spooning

2012-01-07T00:22:00.001-05:00

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Sounding

2012-01-07T00:02:00.001-05:00

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Hottest video ever?

2012-01-02T22:19:00.001-05:00

This xhamster vid has got to be one of the hottest I've ever watched.

Pretty in pink buttplug, lace stockings

2011-10-29T18:44:00.002-04:00

Cock plug

2011-10-29T17:40:00.001-04:00

I've started sleeping with this one, as long as I use a little silicone lube.

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More new toys

2011-08-31T19:46:00.001-04:00

Traveling. Stopped at an adult store and got a couple toys: belladonna's Evil Pink Ass Tickler and California Exotic Novelties Flexi Risqué.

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new toys in use: penis plug and anal ring

2011-08-07T18:13:00.005-04:00

I promised some pics a while ago and here they are. The penis plug is a mighty tool, not for the faint of heart. It takes my cock to its limits, I can tell you that. I've included a pic of the toy both in and outside my cock, so you can get an idea of what's going on. It goes DEEP and the head is a 1/4" wide, so it stretches my urethra quite a bit. I discovered today I can actually pee through it.

This item can be ordered at fantasyleatherworks.com

the other toy I've got inserted in my body right now is one of the new anal rings. This is the middle size one and is the largest of the three I can actually insert (they come as a set). If one's ass is not completely empty, poop will come out on its own, so use of this toy takes careful consideration. I have discovered I can "double plug" by plugging the hole with another, smaller plug - for longer wear. This baby does stretch my asshole quite wide!

The anal rings can be ordered at huse.com.

Right now, I'm triple plugged: one in my cock, two in my ass. Going to see how long I can wear these tonight before defaulting back to (probably) the honey dipper and the small cock plug.

New toys!

2011-07-17T01:17:00.004-04:00

Received several new toys over the last week. Two are for the cock and I'll post on them later. Right now, I just want to say that the line of anal dilators and stretching rings made by Huse.com is AMAZING. I'm wearing the medium stretching ring right now.

Yes, you're seeing those right: there is a very large hole down the center of these acrylic plugs. Big enough that these are NOT for long-term wear, else the wearer run the risk of soiling himself! Getting them in is a little challenging, because they don't begin with a taper, but not a huge problem for an experienced anal addict like myself.

The first two stretching rings are quite large, yet very comfortable; I haven't attempted the largest one yet.

Friday

2011-06-17T20:03:00.003-04:00

Relaxing after a hard day at work. I usually love what I do, but not today. Too much pressure; incompetent "assistants". Spend more time explaining to them WHAT and HOW to do than getting my own work done. And, you know what? You may be an hourly employee, I don't give a shit - a deadline is a deadline and we all have to pull together. Fucking slackers.

Sorry. Forget all that. I'm at least at home, relaxing, doing what I do to relax. Mindless mass entertainment on the boob tube, freshly showered, drink in hand, buttplug in ass, cock in hand, and blowing off everything and everyone else. Fuck 'em all.

New toys coming

2011-06-12T13:25:00.002-04:00

I'm curating my porn collection today a little bit. Lots of deleting, some sorting. Hard not to continually masturbate while I do. :)

Spend a good portion of yesterday wearing the large anal dilator and slept last night with the honey dipper in my ass. Per usual.

I've ordered a couple new cock toys. Will post pics once they come in.

I've also asked a fabricator for a big on an acrylic plug I've designed, currently code-named the Mark I. Not terribly original, I know. If I get that made and tested, I may move on to having the other 2 models (varying in size and neck taper) crafted, too. And IF the relationship works out between the fabricator and myself, I may start offering these models for sale.

Bottle in my butt

2011-06-04T12:54:00.004-04:00

Blogging right now with a bottle of Neurobliss up my ass. It's been a long time since I've done this and the sheer mass of it is pushing my limits.

I'm also wearing my cock plug and have been so for about two weeks straight now, except for when exercising. The cock plug doesn't. have to be taken out for urinating, so it's easy to leave in all the time. Masturbation is uncomfortable due to the ring (not the plug itself), so I'll sometime free the ring off my dick and just leave the plug in as I masturbate. The ring is really about retention against gravity anyway. I have tried to exercise with the cock plug in, but it's too uncomfortable, though I may try running with looser underwear or even none and see if that keeps the cock ring from being too bunched up and pinching.

This morning's wakeup gear

2011-01-19T07:23:00.001-05:00

Slept last night with these. Large anal dilator and cock straightjacket.

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Morning wood

2011-01-18T21:35:00.002-05:00

This is how I've been waking up most mornings. Some mornings, I'm wearing the cock straitjacket instead or a different buttplug, but you get the picture.

2010-12-23T21:58:00.002-05:00

Great buttplug! Haven't spent a night with it up my ass, yet, but have used it for several hours at a stretch. Got to get out on the town with it in my butt and see how it goes. VERY comfortable to wear, though not perfect. The handle is actually a bit narrow and sitting on it can be hard if you don't have much padding back there.

Also, I'm rocking the penis plug, especially at night. I just love sleeping through the night plugged in both my holes. Walking around town with the penis plug on can sometimes be uncomfortable, so I have to be careful with that. Probably going to use the cock straightjacket out of the house tomorrow. Not sure.

Most expensive butt toy ever

2010-12-03T12:31:00.002-05:00

This fucker comes with cufflinnks! Is that for a his & hers night on the town? Or just HIS night on the town??

Get it here for $990.00. That's right, there's no typos in that. With tax and shipping, it'll set you back more than a grand.

First night w/ cock plug

2010-11-23T11:35:00.003-05:00

So I've passed the first night plugged in both my holes! This could definitely become my new thing. I'm finding, though, that I have to be somewhat careful with it. More mindful of my cockplug than with my buttplug. However, I hauled a few hundred pounds of supplies this morning, plugged front and back, and am not the worse for wear, so I think it's passed its first real-world in-public test.

New Toys

2010-11-22T18:14:00.003-05:00

A while ago, I ordered a couple of interesting toys (as well as new stockings) from BondageFetishStore.com. Their prices for what I wanted were reasonable.

Toy #1 is the Leather Cock Straight Jacket - essentially a cockring with a little leather pouch that separates the balls and constricts the flaccid cock to the point where erection is impossible. Very interesting. Not as tricky to get on as the asslock I previously purchased, as the cockring is steel and that gives you something to brace against. Hard to describe. It's getting the pouch looped around my cock and snapped closed that is the challenge! I had to wait until I'd gone completely flaccid to do this. And once on, if blood does start to flow to the cock, the whole device stays put at the end of however far your balls will stretch. It makes for an interesting, lumpy, never-forget-its-there package. Probably concealable under clothes, though I haven't tried that yet. I did spend a couple of hours today walking around the house with the Straight Jacket on and wasn't uncomfortable. Works well with my anal dilator and its harness.

Toy #2 is the Cock Plug w/ Head Harness. This is a gold, ornate piece of penis jewelry, and I love it! This device is a glans ring with a penis plug attached by chains. It is a bit of a trick to get the ring around one's glans, but not impossible, even for someone with some real girth like me. It constricts, but there's no pain, even with an erection. Like the Straight Jacket, it makes masturbation near-impossible, though mostly due to the jewelry interfering with stroke. I find the penis plug very comfortable, even when my flaccid cock is folded up inside the harness I use w/ the large anal dilator. This, too, could probably be worn under clothes, BUT one has to be careful how the dick is handled in one's shorts. Too sharp a bend or in the wrong direction and the penis plug will tend to poke from the inside. It is not sharp, just uncomfortable. All other times, the contraption is very comfortable. I spend several hours today wearing it, even while having delivery men in the house, moving furniture, and yes, even urinating. I could see using this really long term!

Unfortunately, neither will get past the TSA metal detectors or body scanners, I don't think - and I'm not going to try it. May take them in my carryon or pack in luggage.

Also unfortunately - I don't think I'll do business with BondageFetishStore.com again. I ordered these items November 7 and they came today, November 22. That's an unacceptable long delay for items that should have taken no more than a week to reach me. And if there was a backorder, I should have been notified.

Little dipper a new favorite

2010-11-07T20:28:00.003-05:00

Been spending every single evening and night these last few weeks with the Little Dipper up my ass. I have noticed that when my ass is tender, the ridges on the Little Dipper can hurt, but that's rare, and I go back to a smooth plug for those times. However, most of the time - 100% copacetic. I've been out in public for short jaunts with it in and am considering a work day tomorrow with it, but... with my body shape, I CAN see a faint bulge through my pants if I bend over. (The exterior bulb is quite large.) Have to be careful. I've been wearing the Pace plug the rest of the time. So, yeah, I'm back on continuous wear. Great!

update on the Little Dipper buttplug

2010-10-25T19:44:00.002-04:00

I fucking LOVE this buttplug! It is SO comfortable, yet has more of a presence between the cheeks than the Pace. I've slept the last four nights with it in my butt and have been out for errands with it. Outstanding product.

New toys!

2010-10-21T20:46:00.003-04:00

So I ordered the Little Dipper buttplug, and at the same time the Cock & Ass Blaster.

the Little Dipper, by Tantus, is a great plug! It is exactly as it looks like, with lovely ridges you can feel very well as it glides through your asshole and into your rectum. The ridged and ball ends are connected with a thinner neck that's not too thin, at about 5/8" thick. The max width of both ends is 1.5". This is slightly larger and a hair longer than my Tantus Pace. Unlike the Pace, this toy is silicone, not aluminum. And because of the bigger girths, the neck is actually shorter than the Pace's neck. This puts more pressure on the interior nerves that signal the need to shit, but not overwhelmingly so. Historically, silicone and I have not gotten along well, but we'll see how it goes.

I can say that I am very satisfied with this purchase. I haven't been out and about with it in my ass, yes; but am sure that will happen tomorrow. The ball end is twice as big as the Pace's, so I'm concerned about a bulge showing between my cheeks through my pants. (On the other hand, I've gone out with my acrylic plug up my ass and if THAT base didn't show...) So this is a plug I definitely endorse.

The other toy is Rascal's Cock & Ass Blaster. It's a silicone cock ring connected by a perineum stimulator to a very nicely shaped buttplug. I generally like this toy - and in fact am wearing it right now - but this may not be one to go out and about in. There are three things I'm ambivalent about:

One, getting the cock ring on is difficult. This can be chalked up to my lack of practice: this is my first cock ring. But the silicone ring is very thick and doesn't stretch easily. Still...experienced cock ring wearers will have no problem.

Two, the perineum stimulator is slightly too long for my body, so it is somewhat loose and doesn't stimulate much. However, as a connection from ring to plug, it's fantastic. Jerking off now results in some powerful tugging in the butthole. I came pretty hard last night and felt the anal convulsions back there that I haven't noticed in a couple years with other toys.

Three, the plug itself is not a true plug and without some clenching or some kind of harness, will slides out of my asshole on its own, even while lying down. Not acceptable. This is fine for sitting, but is probably not going to be an around-town toy.

I got both of these from AdultEMart.com and their service was very quick.

moving forward

2010-10-17T22:38:00.003-04:00

Been getting back to extended plugging again. It's getting so that the Tantus Pace is so easy to wear for so long I actually forget its in my ass. At one point today, I was sitting on the floor, left knee up and realized other people could see my butt and that the plug was probably bulging my jeans out. Pretty sure it was. Have to monitor against that.

I've order two new butt-toys, the Tantus Dipper and a cock-ring/anal-plug thing, also from Tantus, I think. They should arrive within the week and then we'll see what's what.

Update

2010-09-10T20:44:00.001-04:00

Streak broken at day 70. A new record, but the break was beyond my control. Will give it a rest for awhile I think.

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The Little Dipper

2010-08-23T20:01:00.002-04:00

OK, I'd definitely be interested in one of these.

It looks much like my Alumina pace plug, but made of plastic instead. Hm...no setting off metal detectors. The ridges, though....I wonder how comfortable those would be after several hours?

In other news, I'm into NEW RECORD territory, as I'm on Day 65 of being plugged 24/7. Yay me!

60 days!

2010-08-20T12:33:00.001-04:00

As of the 18th, I've spent 60 days continuously buttplugged. This ties my former record. I'm trying for 75 days, bit may not be able to.

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Busted

2010-08-14T21:34:00.001-04:00

Twitter has suspended my account for TOS violation. Probably the avatar pic, which was NOT g-rated.

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Gym plugging

2010-07-12T19:06:00.000-04:00

Just had a long workout at the gym, unplugged. Put my plug in while in the shower. Neither the shower curtains nor the micro-towels they have offer much concealment. Especially while changing. :)

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Humid day

2010-07-10T17:14:00.000-04:00

Out and about with my large anal dilator in my ass. Slept with it in last night, too. U wonder who else has a 1 3/4" piece of plastic holding their asshole open as they run errands?

Also, went to a show and poker night plugged last night. Small plug only, tho.

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Out with friends

2010-07-08T23:07:00.000-04:00

Just got home from dinner and movie with friends. Plugged. Me, not them. Tho it would be nice to have a group of likeminded plugged friends in New York to do things with.

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Nina Hartley video w/ Tristan Taormino

2010-07-05T18:27:00.003-04:00

This. Is. Awesome.
(skip forward to about 30 minutes in)

http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/6660009

AAAAHhhhhhh!

2010-07-03T22:24:00.003-04:00

Oh, yeah...yeeeaaaahhhh.... that's what daddy's been waiting for. Fuck yeah.

Home now, with my sphincter wrapped around the large dilator. It feels so familiar yet so alien at the same time, since all I had was my small Pace buttplug all week. So nice to be stretched and filled again.

Some pics of me on the airplane:

Lastly, a very funny video.

Charleston airport

2010-07-03T11:24:00.001-04:00

It was in the Charleston airport that I first brought a buttplug through security and inserted it in the restroom, so I could enjoy my wait and flight in comfort and happiness. That was over a year ago. And now I'm back here.

One worry was that I got stuck accompanying my sister through security, as she had a flight just before mine. I could envision the embarrassment should security choose to pull my buttplug out of my bag and ask about it in front of her. Thankfully, that didn't happen.

In other news, I'm intrigued by the thought of getting a one pound dumbell and testing it out as a buttplug for around the house, but am having a hard time finding a suitable style. Maybe I should purchase a lathe and make my own....

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One day more!

2010-07-02T18:53:00.001-04:00

Seven straight vacation days buttplugged, even while surfing. Got to figure out how to get my plug past security tomorrow for the airport. Anyone know how much aluminum it takes to set off metal detectors?

In less than 24 hours, I'll be in bliss -- naked at home and settling my asshole around my biggest buttplug. :) May even try that night to sleep a couple hours with the Neuro Bliss bottle in my ass.

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Remaining plugged

2010-06-27T23:16:00.001-04:00

Since returning from overseas, I've remained plugged, either with the small Alumina Pace, or the large anal dilator, or the big acrylic plug, or (while showering) the new water bottle. I've stayed buttplugged now for eleven days straight and the sense of normality is returning. Even being plugged here during a family get together feels normal. I only brought the Pace, but it is easy to carry it around in my anus 24 hours a day. I do wish I'd packed at least the dilator. It would be nice to sleep with that stretching my asshole and filling my rectum.

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At the airport

2010-06-26T07:27:00.001-04:00

Miraculously, I am buttplugged at LaGuardia airport. Had my small plug in my toiletries in my checked bag, because I didn't want embarrassing questions in the security line. However, baggage fees caused me to change my mind and attempt to just do carryon. So I ditched the shampoo and the like and just hoped that my medicines would attract enough attention to distract from the metal butt plug in my toiletries.

But I went right through, no searches and no questions asked. Maybe the key is to make sure the plug is x-rayed from an end view instead of profile.

Now the question is: what do I do at the other end, where I'm bei g picked up by family?

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Good boy!

2010-06-21T17:30:00.005-04:00

I'm a dirty boy, but I'm a good boy. Seems like this water bottle was just made to be used as a large buttplug. Neuro bliss up the ass. Just like nature intended.

Been away for awhile

2010-06-18T18:45:00.003-04:00

Was out of town for most of a month, without my toys. Discovered while I was gone that a mini-maglite does a wonderful job of being an impromptu buttplug, even for the all-nighter. However, I missed my toys and was delighted to get home and slide my Pace into my sphincter. There's no place like home? There's no place like ASS HOLE. :D

Found this fantastic article on the web: The Thinking Woman's Guide to Buttfucking. Fantastic.

One of my hotels had private balconies. :)

Travelling assplay

2010-05-31T17:36:00.004-04:00

Well, I'm traveling again. This post brought to you by the mid-east. I won't say exactly where, but these pixels are in metric!

Really wishing I'd brought a buttplug, but hard to ge those through security without embarassment anymore. Besides, going internationally, I have no idea if there are penalties or whatnot. So I'm making do with flashlight, as seen in these pics, plus some water bottles and a nice challenging beer bottle. I've slept with the flashlight up my ass for two nights, and tonight will make a third. I did manage to obtain some actual lube, though not my favorite brand, and was amazed and thrilled to take a good-size water bottle in my butt. It really stretched me out, to the maximum, and to a depth that felt like it was touching my heart. I imagined if was a local boy's cock (the local beach scene is full of beautiful men), mercilessly invading my rectum and colon. I came so hard I nearly passed out. Hopefully I can recreate that tonight or tomorrow morning. :)

2010-05-17T23:40:00.000-04:00

I LOVE BUTTPLUGS!!!

Kinda goes without saying, doesn't it?

sleeping longer with bigger pugs

2010-05-14T23:55:00.003-04:00

Lately, I've been wearing my 2" dilator a lot. a LOT. LIke, out and about, at home, shopping, groceries, and especially going to bed with it in. I haven't yet gone for any exercise with it up my ass, except that once a long time ago, but may attempt it again soon; I don't know.

Sleeping with the 2" plug is...amazing. Until it starts to hurt, in which case I'm sometimes able to force myself to relube and put it back in my rectum for the rest of the night. Other nights, I'm too tired and just clean it and put it away and slip the Pace into my ass. I ALWAYS sleep plugged, one way or another. I often exercise with the Pace in my ass - I have no worries with that little guy.

The new trussing system using two Buffs is really working out. They don't stretch out like the headband system did and don't have the hard parts using a belt did. So...much better. And, these can be quickly washed in the sink or in the shower and they dry quickly, too.

A perfect night?

2010-04-27T21:30:00.000-04:00

Glee + Scotch + hefty buttplug = heaven. :D

No time anymore

2010-04-17T03:12:00.003-04:00

Fuck, there's just no time for anything anymore, much less keeping up with my blog. But I'm not shutting it down; just not posting very much, sorry.

I am, though, keeping up with the buttplugging. Every single night, all night, either my small metal plug or my medium Standard doc johnson plug. Tonight, probably, my largest anal dilator.

I have discovered a new way of retaining the dilator, which has no neck and thus no way to anally clamp down on it: I use two Buffs. Buffs are tube-style things that a lot of people wear as headwwear, neckwarmers, whatever's clever. I slip one through another, such that I have a kind of sumo wrestler diaper thing to put on. Hard to describe. One goes around the waist, the other is the crotch part. Being small, I can manage this, but it is a tight rig - which is good for retaining a fat plug resting in my asshole!

Testing out public wear of the acrylic plug

2010-03-13T19:34:00.002-05:00

About two hours ago, I put my big acrylic plug up my ass. This is the plug that's so hard to take and wear for long periods - and I've NEVER worn it outside the house. But tonight that changed. Just as an experiment, I tried it on a little trip to the nearest mail dropbox.

From All About the Buttplug Lifestyle

Now, I've worn this guy inside the house while walking around, napping, sitting, cooking, bathing, etc. This is a fantastic plug in so many ways - but it really wasn't made to be worn in public!

After ascertaining that my plug isn't visible when I have pants on, though it does slightly poke out beyond the curve of my ass. Or, maybe it slightly alters the way my pants conform to my body, but I couldn't tell much of a difference in the mirror. Still, you know how it is: you wear a plug outside and you think everybody who sees you is going to instantly know you're holding something in your asshole. And the size of this plug makes me doubly paranoid!

The walk was OK at first, but quickly became tiresome. Because the base is so large, the act of walking makes the plug wiggle back and forth quite a lot. Sexy in its way, but also a challenge to the second sphincter - the first sphincter (outer one) is clamped down around the neck of the plug pretty good at about an inch and a half, but the huge bulge of the plug and short neck means the second sphincter inside is open more than that - and the difference is keenly felt. On this walk, it was uncomfortable.

I don't know; maybe I can train my ass up better. Or maybe I should leave well enough alone.

From All About the Buttplug Lifestyle

Now, I want to address the whole bottles-up-the-ass thing. I know you've all seen 1 man 1 jar on the internets and I, too, was horrified by what I saw. I do not think that we're looking at the same problems, though. Glass is glass (pyrex or not) and will shatter if it is thin-walled, large-diameter, and under sheer pressure, as was the case with the unfortunate individual with the broken pickle jar. Go ahead an check out an empty pickle jar sometime - very thin walls. There's little structural strength there, especially if you're going to put weight down on one rim of it. Bottles, however, especially the ones I choose, are thicker-walled. Coke bottles are damn near indestructible via accident. So just relax, I'm playing safe - or at least safer than the guy with pickle jar.

some pics

2009-12-27T18:29:00.001-05:00

a new 48 hours

2009-11-26T22:04:00.003-05:00

48 hours and counting. again.

lately, i've been doing my buttplug shopping econo-style - by looking at the grocery store. Of the bottles pictured, I've had all but the coffee cola up my ass. The Crosse & Blackwell cocktail sauce bottle is particularly nice and I have worn that one as a buttplug for several hours, even spent most of a night sleeping with it up my ass. It is what is pictured in the (very bad and grainy) action shots. The vinegar is a huge bottle. I can get it a little more than halfway up my butt before I just can't stretch open any further. Excellent training tool, I think. The cooking wine was OK, though I hit my depth limit on that one. The soy sauce bottle is standard. The rounded corners on the Heinz cocktail sauce make for an interesting experience.

looking forward to winter and the holidays

2009-11-25T21:32:00.000-05:00

On the train

2009-11-21T17:40:00.002-05:00

BPL is riding Amtrack while plugged.

Anal weekend

2009-09-14T08:19:00.000-04:00

Haven't been concentrating on my ass too much lately. Work life gets in the way. :(

But this weekend was pretty good. Spent time working on my upstairs, doing electrical work, patching the walls, painting, etc and all the while nude except for shoes and a series of buttplugs. Started out with the Pace, but soon moved up to anal dilator, then to the Triple Ripple, which hasn't seen action in many months.

Not done upstairs. Some night this week will have to wash baseboards and window sills and finish painting. I hate painting. It is so hard not to make a mess.

Sretching my nights

2009-07-18T12:14:00.003-04:00

I haven't gone continuously buttplugged in a couple of weeks, because of varying work schedules, but I've been very assiduous about staying plugged while home. I am trying to sleep longer with the acrylic plug on my ass, but still have a hard time getting past a couple hours. After that, I have to take it out and use one of my smaller ones, which frankly feel quite small after the stretch of the acrylic plug. After all, that thing stretches my butthole 2.5" wide going in or out.

I am plugged now with the Pace. I can't help but chuckle every time I go to sit down on a hard surface and hear my ass go "clunk". And, thanks to the magic of the iPhone, I can post this today from Dunkin' Donuts. :)

Wednesday night

2009-07-02T22:52:00.002-04:00

I can feel my heartbeat. My anus is pulsing in rhythm. I like this idea; my asshole and my heart tied together.

It's been a strange week. I'm back on the wagon for several days now, and the humidity is forcing me to sleep with windows wide open, blinds not quite closed. Surely the mailman has, by now, seen my bare butt, perhaps even discerned the plug lying snugly therein. I am not really that much of an exhibitionist, but the heat and humidity are mounting.

Tonight, I'm very relaxed. Paid bills, poured myself a stiff one, and slide my acrylic plug up my ass. This is the plug that I've been unable to sleep with through an entire night. Perhaps tonight will be the night. I know that if I experience discomfort, all I have to do is relube - but for some reason, I always have chosen to go with one of my other sleeping plugs, instead of relubing and going back to bed with the acrylic buttplug. It is a challenge.

My heart is ready for it; but is my butthole?

Back on the wagon

2009-06-27T17:05:00.003-04:00

So after a short break of no plugging at all, and then a few days of on-and-off assplay, I'm back on the wagon, having gone the last 48 hours plugged. I am currently using my first plug, my very old "standard" doc johnson butt plug. Been a long time since I pulled him out - er-- put him in. My ass. Anyway, feels good.

All good things must come to an end

2009-06-17T16:57:00.004-04:00

Well, my streak has ended. Last weekend, I ate something I shouldn't have and had some GI problems that prompted going unplugged for awhile. 68 days is now my record. I will have to start over soon. :) but for now, I'm giving my asshole a rest.

Um...what are we up to now?

2009-06-11T17:52:00.003-04:00

2 months, 1 week. awesome. The small aluminum plug is just the perfect anal companion for such long-term wear. Solid little thing, easy to put in, easy to clean with a little toilet paper and hand sanitizer, easy to handle. No pinching. Only problem is when I'm wearing running shorts and go to sit down on a hard surface, there is often an audible *clunk* that may seem strange to other people. :)

I've been wearing the larger toys more and more while at home and the acrylic plug (2.5" at it's widest, 6" long, neck about 1.5") is becoming more comfortable over long periods of time. Unfortunately, its base is SO big, I can't go out in public wearing it, unless I figure out a way of cutting down the base - but I don't think I really want to do that. Here is a picture of many of the things I play with regularly, the acrylic plug is second from right.

2 months!

2009-06-05T17:43:00.003-04:00

Hey, I'm still around...been a little busy lately, so haven't posted for a couple of weeks. But the 24/7 buttplugging continues apace. As of last night, I've spent 2 months plugged. Actually, there is one exception to that, and that's a 9-hour stretch without plug because of an event last Saturday where it would not have been wise to be plugged, not at all. So is my stretch broken? Must I start over now with only a 55-day streak as my record?

Most of the time, I am wearing the small Pace plug. At home, I often use the large anal dilator, but have lately been wearing my giant acrylic plug more and more - even starting to sleep part of some nights with it in (tonight is looking like one of those nights). My goal has become to be able to sleep all night with it up my ass, but it's a real challenge. In general, I'm cycling through several of my larger toys, to get my ass used to having something so large lodged in it for long periods, but I really only sleep well with the Pace, my standard Doc Johnson old plug, or the anal dilator.

47 days and 24 hours

2009-05-23T00:42:00.002-04:00

Okay, sneaking up on 50 days fully buttplugged. How exciting!

The last 24 hours, I have upped the stakes by going up a size - several sizes. I've worn the fat anal dilator for, actually, the last 27 hours so far, except for a brief period in the shower and afterwards when I had my big acrylic plug in my ass.

feeling good! But jogging with the anal dilator is a bit of a challenge. Not impossible, just challenging. May have to try the large Severin for that, instead.

the difference between the anus and the rectum

2009-05-17T13:08:00.002-04:00

At this point, going anywhere and doing anything while plugged is not a problem, other than my worries that I may get hit by a bus and wake up in the hospital with the doctors and nurses smirking and thinking I'm a pervert. But I digress.

Point is, the small plug is A-OK for daily activity. For at home and night, though, I'm working on really stretching my ass, both width and depth. That's where the anus and the rectum diverge. The anus doesn't care about depth - only width. And the rectrum can take whatever width the anus can, but mine is about 5" deep. Any longer and I have to be careful and the objects have to be thinner, so as to start to work up into the colon.

But there's another difference. For the last several nights, I've been rotating the various toys that are in my butt when I go to bed, some large, some small. The large ones, I can't usually sleep through the night with them. At some point, they start to hurt. Now there's another difference between the butthole and the interior. If clamping down were the problem, the hurt is a bruising type of feel - and no amount of lubing and reinsertion makes that pain go away - only resting by just using the small plugs. Now, I haven't had that kind of pain in a while. But there's another kind that starts to kick in with really big objects, like my acrylic buttplug and the coke bottle where it appears the lube is absorbed and the rectum starts to stick a little to the object. This produces a discomfort that can be relieved by relubing and reinserting. But I don't want to be out of bed every couple of hours throughout the night.

This is ONLY a problem at night because when walking around with something big up my ass during the day, the movement keeps the rectum wall from adhering to the plug - but at night, with little or no movement, it sticks.

So I'm going to get a tube of silicon lube and see if that helps. Hopefully, my body won't absorb it as fast as water-based lube. And why don't smaller plugs stick to the rectum walls? I can only assume its because there's not as much pressure produced forcing the rectrum against the plug.

40 days!

2009-05-14T19:11:00.002-04:00

Noah never had it so good.

Recent "firsts" include a full 4 miles of jogging plugged and using the shower at the gym post-workout, also plugged.

This is becoming almost second nature. There are times when I don't even notice I've got a plug in my ass. Last night, I'd had my anal dilator in my butthole for about three hours when a guy answered a Craigslist ad and came over and got my stuff. Totally forgot I was plugged while dealing with him. It's nice to be comfortable that way.

A month!

2009-05-05T10:17:00.002-04:00

I've been out of town for several days, but as of yesterday at 3 o'clock, I have spent one solid month buttplugged.

From the time I slid the Tantus Pace up my ass in the airport April 4th, I have, one way or the other, rain or shine, active or resting, spent the last 30 days with some kind of object up my ass, either a small buttplug, a big fat plug, a dildo, or some other toy. It is strange - my ass has grown so used to the plugs I typically wear during the day and night (the Tantus toys) that I don't always have some part of my mind on the fact that I'm plugged. It's simply become as natural and regular as wearing a watch or a piercing, except the you don't have to remove your watch to have a bowel movement. :)

In a few days, I'll post some pictures of the Tantus Flow and the mix-n-match you can do with the Tantus products. I've been using the top and bottom halves of each toy interchangeably and the results are interesting.

But I can't post now. I have to go out of town for a couple of days again.

24 days and counting

2009-04-28T15:11:00.002-04:00

And on the 22nd day, he went shopping.

Sunday was a great day - nice and lazy. Woke up with my Tantus plug in my ass, had a good butt-fuck w/ King Dong in the shower, and plugged up with the big anal dilator. Had some errands to run and shopping to do, so off I went to Target, fat dilator in my butthole and all. It was hot out, so my clothing was pretty thin. It was neat browsing at Target for what I needed and enjoying the full feeling in my ass and the stretch in my anus.

I have a night class to go to tonight, and will probably chance the fat dilator, instead of the Tantus.

3 weeks!

2009-04-25T14:38:00.001-04:00

As of today, I've spent three weeks plugged 100% of the time. Yowza!

Got lots to blog about, but not right now. I do want to say that those particular toys with air holes in them - designed to let gas out - don't work particularly well, at least for me. The hole gets clogged, duh. I'm fairly adept at letting gas out around plugs anyhow.

Also, I got a new toy...will blog about it soon, after I get some pictures taken.

KY jelly v. KY Silk

2009-04-18T16:55:00.002-04:00

Hm... I'm an old-school kind of guy. I like wooden cutting boards, use dish towels as oven mitts, and generally like ceramic, glass, and metal cookware devoid of anything that really reeks 21st century.

But I thought I'd try some of the newer lubes and have started with KY Silk, which comes in a small, easily-carried-about bottle.

I am surprised to find that I prefer the jelly to Silk. It just doesn't do it for me.

Well, I've now spent 14 solid days plugged. I just got back from some exercise and I think that after a quick shower, I shall put the fat dilator up my butt and go for a walk in this glorious weather we're having.

11 days and exercise

2009-04-15T14:37:00.002-04:00

11 days and counting.

I haven't had opportunity to get some exercise lately. Frankly, with taxes due, nothing but work and doing taxes could occupy my attention. Last sunday - a gorgeous day by any standard - came and went and I didn't step out of the house, even, except to put the trash out. Dammit.

But today I went for a very short run and knowing it was going to be short (it was starting to rain), I ran pretty hard. usually I just jog, but today I stepped up the pace a bit. Felt good. I wonder if I could keep that pace up for a longer distance? Well, anyway, I went out with the Pace in my ass; only the second time I've run with it in. And after so much time wearing it, I hardly even noticed its presence. This was a much more successful plugged run than the first time with the Pace, when it felt like I needed to find a bathroom almost every step of the way.

9 days and counting

2009-04-14T00:11:00.001-04:00

God damn, I love this Pace plug. Eminently wearable in the long term. I'm wearing in situations I would not have dared before. 9 days straight and counting.

plugged for a week

2009-04-11T22:48:00.002-04:00

As of 2 p.m. today, I passed the one week solid milestone. No breaks, other than potty, for a week solid. All of that was with the small Pace plug in my butt - didn't really have time for anything else. Even took it places I'd normally go unplugged. It was pretty good, all in all.

Now, I'm giving myself a Saturday night stretch with the fat anal dilator and will go to bed with it in my ass. Tomorrow, probably some fun with King Dong, then back to the dilator while I finish up my taxes.

Man, a week. Totally amateur compared to some people, I'm sure, but a difficult point to reach for me, usually.

King Dong up my butt again

2009-04-05T11:50:00.004-04:00

What a gorgeous Sunday morning! Went out for some exercise, and upon stepping into the shower afterwards, lubed up and slid - well, forced - King Dong up my ass. After not feeling him invade my rectum for almost a week, he felt huge. A nice shower and a good self butt fucking session later, he still feels huge. I'm sitting here typing this with King Dong filling my butt and keeping my sphincter stretched open. I have found that it is easier to sit on toys that have extra base to them (unlike buttlugs) if I use one of those inflatable hemorrroid pillows old folks use. Very comfortable.
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Addendum:
Spent a good portion walking around today with the dilator in my ass using the headband-and-belt harness. Works well! I had no problems hiding it, it felt secure and comfortable. I even walked a mile with my neighbor to the grocery. It was titillating to be walking and talking with her so fully plugged. Love it.

Returning home

2009-04-04T19:48:00.002-04:00

Been out of town for a few days, in a situation that called for no plugging. :( Didn't like that, but se la vie, right?

I did take a plug with me, the Pace, in my carryon. I was not questioned about it when I left NY, though security did seize half my toiletries because I was too stupid to put them in small enough bottles.

However, I did not leave the other city without being plugged! Upon returning to the airport there, I had my plug in my backpack. Security DID find it! A female TSA agent took it out (it was in a plastic bag and she did not remove that) and I explained quite matter-of-factly that it was a toy. This didn't register. An ADULT toy, I added. She got quite embarassed, but still had to clear it with her boss, since that item was what showed on the xray and why they were searching my bag. I got it back and was sent on my way. Three minutes later, I was in the men's room slowly pushing that little baby into place up my happy ass hole.

It was a pleasant flight home. :)

Upon getting home, though, just a few minutes ago, I couldn't wait for something bigger. Oooooohhhhhhh, GOD, the large anal dilator felt - FEELS - so fucking huge right now. Three days break will definitely make me a little tighter! I also could finally slip on a pair of stockings and a pair of panties. The panties have kind of a pocket in front that holds my cock very nicely and keeps it from tenting. Anyway, to top things off, I'm trying a different way of retaining my dilator than my string harness. A reader wrote about his method, using a headband and a belt. I was able to obtain a headband after some searching and I have to admit this method, while trickier to get into, is more comfortable. It retains the plug very nicely without any of cutting into flesh near my cock that the string harness produces.

Ah...the trials of trying to do things that just aren't kosher.

A little shower fun

2009-03-28T21:41:00.006-04:00

I've spent the last four days plugged full time. Generally, the anal dilator while I'm at home, the anal dilator for sleeping until that gets uncomfortable (about 4 a.m.), then the Pace buttplug; the anal dilator when out and about in the local area for simple errands (groceries); and the Pace plug for further/longer away from home (work); and King Dong in the shower. :D

I have really gotten comfortable with the fat anal dilator, though the key is relubing every few hours. Also, I'm super comfortable with the Pace in my ass at any time and have started going jogging with it plugging my asshole. This is a strange and delicious experience.

I have also, quite inexplicably, found myself wearing my stockings almost full time. I know there's lots of guys who wear women's underwear under their clothes, but this particular style of stockings, from Frederick's of Hollywood, is great. I love how it feels and I love how my ass looks framed by the lacy black nylon.

After my exercise today, I took a long, leisurely shower, documenting in video how I do it with King Dong stuffed up my butt. Then I took a series of still photos showing how I get ready for going out on local sojourns. Towards the end of these pics, you'll see me in my "trussing" system, which I realize isn't the greatest, but is comfortable enough and cheap. You may laugh; I certainly did. But you have to admit, my butt looks great in some of these photos.

I can't post the videos yet - some editing first. Now pictures:

Fresh from the shower (plug in place):

Online toy shop o' the year

2009-03-25T19:52:00.003-04:00

I stumbled across this lovely online toy shop:

http://www.coco-de-mer.com/

you MUST visit. Their toys are beautiful and high quality, tending toward the N-Joy end of the spectrum. They have some toys I've never seen before, including ceramic and jade buttplugs!

just a few things

2009-03-18T16:53:00.002-04:00

I want to note that Belladonna's movie Fetish Fanatic #4, scene 2 opens with her and Sasha Grey talking to each other and the cameraman or director, both of them with plugs up their asses. Belladonna's is the new breed of "world's most comfortable buttplug", the solid metal buttplugs with rubber tubing connecting the body tot he flange, which you can get at Medicaltoys.com

Also at medicaltoys.com are some interesting new toys:

There's a long steel dildo that looks pretty wicked. They call it The Blockbuster and my asshole twitches while imagining putting that thing up my ass.

Also, there's something called the Inflatable Butt Knobber that is designed purely for stretch, not depth. I'm considering getting that one, since Buster died the death a couple months ago.

Spanx - new fetishwear?

2009-03-10T16:11:00.002-04:00

So it's been about 36 hours without a plug, and before starting this blog entry, I found my fat anal dilator and sat down on it and...wow. Amazing how big this feels, compared to how it felt 48 hours ago.

Anway, I came across a mention of this new undergarment on someone's blog and had to investigate. Spanx are these...bizarre...undergarment things. Granny panties kinda...controlwear taken to the extreme. Apparently, fat women and older women love these things. What caught my attention was the fact that they are CROTCHLESS. Well, not crotchless, exactly, but with kind of a fly in them, so that the woman doesn't have to take them off to go pee.

I have to tell you ladies - most guys don't use the fly - just too much trouble. We go over the top. Of course, w/ Spanx, that might be a 20-minute proposition.

I'm just astounded these exist. How soon will they show up in fetish emporiums?

Seems like the perfect way to keep a buttplug or vibrator in your ass while still having access to the front parts.

The following video was the funniest of the bunch - shot in the style of The Office and had me laughing out loud.

This is how I shower

2009-03-07T17:38:00.004-05:00

Sorry about the lack of updates in a while. I was fairly stick through most of February. Left off plugging altogether, but I'm getting back into it. Nighttime has been especially successful, with me sleeping plugged through the whole of the last five nights with larger plugs than normal. (I mean, I can sleep with Flare in my ass anytime, but larger plugs require something extra.) Monday through Thursday night, I had my round glass buttplug up my ass all night. Quite a challenge for the first two nights, but got a lot easier and in the mornings, I felt wonderful. After shitting and showering, I'd put in my large anal dilator for the rest of the day. Last night, Friday, I got everything ready to watch one of my favorite sci-fi shows and made sure the large anal dilator was in. I've come to associate the two things, the show and that particular plug. (I'm not going to name the show, but you can guess.)

So last night I kept it in and slept with my large dilator keeping my asshole and rectum stretched open. More of a challenge, but by morning, felt so very natural. This morning, I jerked off and went for a long run (no plug). Getting home, I was waiting for a delivery, but managed to get a shower in. After the shower, I had just managed to insert the large Severin up my ass when the doorbell rang. I threw on my robe and got my delivery. Excellent. So now I'm sitting here, nude, plugged, and thinking I may go buy a new toy tonight.

So, anyway, I haven't posted pics of myself in QUITE some time. Below are three shots of me - sorry for the crappy pictures. Used a different camera and I'm not thrilled with the results. The pictures show how I usually show - with King Dong crammed up my ass. I use my legs to clamp down on the balls of the dildo to hold it up there while I wash my hair and body. If I have time, I'll proceed to fuck myself vigorously with King Dong before cleaning it and myself and moving on with my day. And by "moving on", I mean immediately plugging myself with one of my toys before even drying off. And so it goes.

Insertion:

Holding with my legs:

What it looks like from the front:

recovering from the flu

2009-03-01T20:09:00.003-05:00

Boy, I had a great run. Three solid weeks of being plugged. 22 days, actualy, of full-time buttplug wearing. 528 hours straight of having something made of metal, plastic, glass, or silicon piercing my body through my anus and having a significant presence in my rectum. Except for bowel movements, through day and night, eating, sleeping, classes, work, walking, and even a short run, my asshole held one or another of my buttplugs as its constant companion. (Actually, there were a handful of exercise periods where I did remove the buttplug, but I wore the plug to the place where this exercise was to happen and as soon as I could after the run, found a portajohn and re-inserted my butt-buddy.

Along the way, I learned how to carry alternate buttplug(s), some lube, and alcohol-based cleaner in my backpack, how to go into bathrooms with my bag without that seeming weird, and how to remove, clean, lube, and reinsert the buttplug of the day in a short amount of time. I of course wore a plug while masturbating (a given), but was proud to keep the plug in during that peculiar refractory period after cumming. And to continue to wear it. I even managed, twice, to force myself to scale up the size of the buttplug AFTER cumming.

It was really quite amazing, the feeling of daring - and of dedication - when in a public restroom and lubing and sliding my buttplug up my ass while someone was right on the other side of the stall door waiting for me to finish doing my business. What do you say when someone tries your stall door? "Occupied" is what I say. How I wish I could have said, "One moment, I'm sticking an anal plug up my ass."

I was doing so well. During the day, while out and about, I usually wore the small, aluminum plug - the Pace. It is very easy to wear for long periods, as the anus doesn't get tired and its shape tends to help it stay in place on its own. The bulbous shape of the part that sticks out makes for a constant reminder that there's something between your cheeks and sticking out of your asshole.

Other times, I'd wear my standard plug, my large anal dilator, or the large Severin. I'm finding that the silicon toys may not be as inert as advertised - I seem to get a slight asthmatic reaction if I wear them too long. But the metal and plastic toys are no problem. Going to bed with the large dilator spreading my asshole wide open and penetrating my rectum five inches makes for a fairly full feeling, though sleeping with the Pace up my ass makes for a better night's sleep.

Three weeks... but then I got sick. REALLY sick. My doctor didn't even believe me, but I developed the flu. Not the "flu" like you think you have when you have a fever for two days and then are fine and go right back to work, but actual influenza type A, where you have high fever along with shaking chills for a week solid. And it has taken me about 10 days so far to bounce back enough to even start feeling like my old self.

Of course, I had to stop plugging altogether for that. I didn't want my body having to handle anything extraneous. I'm just now getting back to plugging these last couple of days, and my butthole seems to be quite surprised to find itself being stretched out over these wide, unyielding instruments of penetration. I keep telling it, "you just wait, asshole, because you have a 24-hour date with the big acrylic plug coming up in a week or two."

Yes, that's the goal - to wear my very fat acrylic plug for 24 hours. It might not actually be possible - it will be quite a challenge to try.

So I'm feeling better. Went for a couple of long walks this weekend with my Pace stuck up my butt, and did some lounging around with the standard plug up my ass. I've moved up to the large dilator again while working on the computer and in fact inserted it so I could sit down and write this blog entry. It feels good, like a familiar friend, but I need to spend more time sitting on this thing and re-train my asshole to relax around its girth and not be so tight and jumpy.

Five days, six nights

2009-02-01T20:50:00.002-05:00

Well, I had a good run this last week. I stayed plugged full-time from Monday night through last night. Five full days; six nights - STRAIGHT. Today I had to break that string, as I had a hard workout planned and the buttplug just wouldn't be compatible. But once my workout was over this afternoon, my hole was once again hosting a party in my ass.

the Pace is just an awesome piece of work. It occured to me, though, that is isn't so much a buttplug as it is a piercing for a pre-existing hole. The difference being, it doesn't produce a stretch on the anus. So it's actually been a week since I've used a sizable plug and when I put in my standard plug today, I could really tell! So right now, I'm stretching my bunghole with my large anal dilator and will probably sleep with the standard plug in. I am not sure which plug I will wear tomorrow - I have a full day of work (twelve hours) and will be on my feet for about three hours of that. The Pace is easiest to wear long-term and goes in easiest with little or no lube... well, we'll see.

first exercise with my new butty Flare

2009-01-29T13:38:00.002-05:00

Wow! Just got in from a jog around the neighborhood with Flare in my needy little asshole. Not bad...not bad at all. It (I haven't decided if Flare is a he or a she yet) stays put pretty good, even when I'm coughing from all the cold air. I have some concern that the round end of the Flare can be seen from behind, but perhaps that was not aproblem today with my baggy running pants and baggy shirt over it.

damn, i am still so cold my fingers don't want to work right. But I'm so stoked from having run (okay, some walking on the icy patches) nearly four miles with this plug in my ass!!!

damn, i need a shower. LOL

48 hours and counting

2009-01-28T22:41:00.002-05:00

I am officially in love with this Tantus Pace plug, which I will be calling Flare from now on. For some reason, it just named itself.

I've known for some time that smaller plugs are easier to wear for long periods (though I like to wear large plugs for quite some time, too!), but it's been a LONG time since I've been able to go 48 hours straight with a plug. (With appropriate removals and insertions for moving my bowels, of course.) So...yeah, 48 hours. Even went to class with it in. No problems at all. Bliss. I've even found that sometimes I don't need any lube to get it back in, either. It just needs to be clean and wet.

And I've had Flare up my ass for most of the time since last Friday morning - I guess five days now. But in the first three days, I had it out for several hours at a time for other reasons.

Tomorrow, I'm going for a jog and we'll see if Flare stays put while exercising.

2009-01-26T14:57:00.003-05:00

Just another try at getting a good pic of that vibrator.

REALLY loving the Pace. good product!

First Review of the new toys

2009-01-09T23:44:00.003-05:00

Well, I have to say I really like both of my new toys, the silver vibrator and the Tantus Alumina Pace.

The vibrator is standard fare, I guess, but the slickness of the metalized plastic makes for easy self-butt-fucking and it's the only toy I've got that vibrates. I may have rectum-fy that, tho. ;) I really love feeling the vibrations and I think it would be better when combined with a good buttplug shape. As it is, I can use this in combination with my anal dilators, as it will fit inside the largest two. This leads to some interesting sensations in my ass and some very conspicuous noise.

Now, the Pace is ... well, it's just outstanding. It isn't large - perhaps 4" long total with 3" insertable. Actually, it isn't meant to be a buttplug, but I'm finding it to be a very comfortable long-term wear plug. It is slender and hypoallergenic. I spent 48 hours wearing it, except for brief bowel evacuations of course, from Tuesday morning through Wednesday night. I had some commitments to take care of that kept me from home all of Thursday and Friday, so now that I'm back, I'm going to see how long I'm in the mood to keep this toy in my asshole. The slenderness helps in the long-term wearability, of course, but the firm aluminum weight of it is a constant reminder something's back there. I would NOT recommend using this as a butt toy for the inexperienced player, as there's no proper flange. You HAVE to know what you're doing with your asshole and rectum and have good control over those parts. But for experienced players, it makes for a very nice experience.

One other note on the Pace: It is the beginning of a whole line of Tantus aluminum dildo-type toys, each with two or three interchangeable parts. Yes, the Flare separates into two parts, via a threaded post. There is a silicone o-ring sealing the two parts, so no nasty junk gets in the mating surfaces. It is worth citing a few words of caution:

a) Tighten the two halves SECURELY. If you do, you should be fine. The anus and rectum are not exactly world-renowned for their ability to take the lids off jars, if you know what I mean.

b) I don't know if the silicon o-ring is good to go with silicone lubes. Knowing Tantus, probably yes. But I can't say for sure. I use KY

c) It's probably best to disassemble it after use, wash, and disinfect, however you choose to do that. I would not skip the disassembly part, as you want to wash out all the microscopic poo. But you probably knew that already.

The toy passes my sit-test: I have a rather small butt, so toys that extend past my anus tend to hit the seat first, unless the flange is very close. This one is OK. I am not certain that it is completely invisible in jeans, though I did take it on a walk-test around the neighborhood. It feels funny when walking around - certainly not as secure as a proper buttplug - but I had no problems with it wanting to fall out, either.

So there you have it. Tantus Pace: A+ Now I'm thinking about getting some of the other products in that line. I get mine from Babeland, which is probably the nicest sex store I've ever set foot in. It's like the Apple store of sex shops.

Product Photography

2009-01-07T00:19:00.003-05:00

Been working on this for a little while. Getting OK at it. The bottom three, click for desktop size (1440x900). :D

Glass buttplug:

Vibrator:

Tantus Alumina Pace:

Oh GOD!!!!

2008-12-20T20:23:00.002-05:00

Time is passing so fast. I've been so, so, so incredibly busy; it's not even funny. So little time for plugging, and no time for posting. Please don't give up on me.

Some news:

- I am responding finally to a backlog of emails and blog comments.
- I have hinted in the past that I started running. Well, many many many months down the line, I did the big thing: I ran a marathon this last fall. And I don't think I'll ever do that again.
- I found a few of my toys destroyed. Two of them had melted together, somehow. One of them was clearly very inferior. The other, sadly, was Buster, one of my favorite ultra-stretch buttplugs. :( A couple of other toys had to go, too, as their material had simply deteriorated into a sticky mess over time. So listen: take it from me, silicon is the winner in "lasts over time" game. Acrylic, glass, and metal are good, too, but many plastics and most rubbers...no.
- I bought two new toys tonight! I will try to take some pics soon and post. For this, I visited Babeland in Soho, which I do not hesitate in recommending. The selection is not enormous, but is high quality. They do not sell junk there, folks. Consider it the Apple store of adult toy shops. And if you go there, tell them ButtPlugLover sent you. They'll have no idea what the hell you're talking about, but it's always nice to know about referrals.

Overwhelmed with work and life, but I got a crush

2008-10-05T20:30:00.003-04:00

Sorry I haven't been posting. Nothing is happening that's optional, let me tell you that. My cats are neglected, my house is a mess, I'm just barely treading water here. I'm up to my nostrils in work and see no way of postponing or opting out of any of it, not at this point. I just need to make it through the next six weeks and things will be much better. In short, you'll hear from me again around Thanksgiving.

I did want to note, though, that I seem to have developed a crush. I am rarely attracted to other men, but it does happen now and then, and there has been this temporary employee brought in to do some specific jobs and he is awesome. I mean, everyone agrees he's awesome because of his talents, but that fact is, he reminds me a little of Mr. Big from Sex and The City. He has an easy, friendly style about him and I find myself fantasizing about going out with him. And by "going out with him", I mean "getting fucked senseless by him".

*sigh*

2008-09-01T20:41:00.002-04:00

What the HELL????

http://www.extremerestraints.com/the-ream-and-scream-butt-plug_1898.html

This one might be doable, but I suspect its low price is due to inferior quality.

Getting back into the swing of things

2008-08-24T15:11:00.003-04:00

Unfortunately, dear Readers, I am going to have to keep disappointing you with so few posts. I am insanely, psychotically busy these days - almost too busy to plug, even. My various jobs are keeping me peddling as fast as I can - and I need to, because I have bills to pay.

One of those bills, tho, might just have to be an invoice from Mr S Leather, where I found this new NJoy plug just for men:

On the personal plugging side of things, I am once again back to my habit of plugging as soon as I get home and sleeping most nights with a plug up my ass. I have been working on wearing the hard (and thus somewhat uncomfortable after a few hours) Anal Dilator for longer periods. A couple of nights ago, I managed to sleep with it in my happy asshole the whole night. But by the next night, my ass was too sore, so it was back to the standard plug.

I often where the Severin II when I'm out and about and have started sleeping with it in as well. The more I use it, the more I find it is my favorite item to fill my starving rectum with.

Getting my mojo back

2008-05-04T19:24:00.002-04:00

Well, it's been a long, cold winter full of worry about bills, not enough work, but no play, either, and I am really glad spring is here.

Been lacking much of a sex drive in the last several months. I accept that for a male, it is a natural part of getting older, but I think the real reason my drive has been so low has just been that I've been busy and stressed.

This should all turn around. I have several months ahead of me of low-key work, continuous work, and bills won't be as much of a worry. There'll also be plenty of time to work on my house, ride my bike, blow off steam, hang out with friends, and play...uh...with myself.

I played a bit with my standard ol' buttplug last night and after my exercise today, I used it again. After my shower, though, I decided to go up a notch and now have the Severin in my ass, where it's been for three hours now. I even went grocery shopping plugged.

I can feel my mojo coming back and that's a very good thing. One worries when one's mojo is at low tide that it may never come back. When I have to wash dust off my buttplugs before using, I feel like I've besmirched the title of Buttplug Lover. Not that I don't love my buttplugs, but they have been neglected. Maybe spring will change all that. Buttplugged opera in the park, anyone?

And as a treat to you, I found this interesting public-play video:

http://rude.com/v/s0IGAraZpDJ

Njoy!

Pictures!

2008-02-24T18:52:00.002-05:00

As promised, pictures. Apparently, I have NOT yet taken pictures of me and my new glass buttplug, but I'll get it done soon. In the meantime, I do have pics of me with an impromptu toy and me using an object of new fascination: a urethral sound. Keep in mind that what's visible in the first sound pic is only about 1/3 of its total length, and the second pic....? Hell, even I'M not sure where that sound is that I can get it in that deep. But there's no pain, no bother, and it can be curiously pleasurable. Why did I wait so long to open a new door???

LOL

2008-02-18T22:02:00.001-05:00

Just checking in

2008-02-12T19:37:00.000-05:00

Seems like there's so little time these days. I haven't been keeping up with this blog well because all my time is taken up with work and exercise. This doesn't mean I've stopped plugging - far from it - just that buttplugging has become kind of routine right now - there's not a lot new to tell. Winter tends to bring me down a bit, too, and what free time I do have is spent sleeping or reading.

My "other" new toy(s)

2008-01-31T21:50:00.001-05:00

Okay, so I still can't find the fucking little connector cord for the camera. I really like this cheap little point-and-shoot, except for the fact you have to have the special cord. Or a SanDisk card adapter for a USB port, which I also don't have. So pics will have to wait.

In the meantime, this is the other toy I was alluding to. A set of sounds. I figured I've been putting things up my ass for thirty years or so, why not expand my horizons? Or my urethra?

Interesting sensations - not really feelable down in the urethra, but at the opening, definitely some new sensations. I was surprised that there wasn't any pain and all of a sudden, I'm not afraid of the dreaded catheter for surgery.

It was wild cumming with a sound in my ...uh... front hole. Hm. Going to have to work on terminology.

Dear readers, I hope this doesn't dim your view of me. Just think of me as adventurous. Will I have to change the name of my blog? Maybe if I learn to deep throat, I could start a blog called allholesplugged.com? Nah...we'll leave that domain for the ladies.

And I promise pictures!

Two new toys!

2008-01-24T22:48:00.000-05:00

Things were getting pretty routine with my collection of butt toys, with most of my use coming from the large anal dilator and the large Severin buttplug, with a little bit of Buster thrown in there and a pretty good JO session with my giant acrylic plug. That plug is very hard to take and is the maximum I can stretch - I've shown that one off before.

I took some new pics, by the way, but will have to wait to upload them until I find the special connector for my camera? Why do they make cameras with special connectors? Shouldn't the all be mini-USB now??

Anyway, I was getting bored with the current stock, so I ordered up this beauty:

Well, no, not the girl, but the glass buttplug inside her. :)

Which you can see at:
http://www.glassfantasy.com/butt-plugs/detail/IIfp44/

Though I'm not seeing it listed now, I got one that's 4.5 long and 1.5 wide. Not as big as you might think, but it should make for a good nighttime toy. The buttplug came today and, of course, I'm using it right now. The neck is pretty short, which means I can really feel the head of the plug right inside my sphincters and the base smack up against my asshole. Mmm.....

Someday, I may get this one, which I THINK goes up the ass and then the front part is a cockring...

Anyway, I got another toy, but I'm going to wait to post about it 'til it actually comes and I can try it out.

Pictures later, I promise!

gearing up for Christmas

2007-12-22T18:43:00.001-05:00

Well, one of my readers, whom I've been talking with quite a bit over the last few months, sent me a Tantus Tulip large for Christmas.

Wasn't that nice of her? She is determined to teach me the art of the anal orgasm. I'm not sure I'm capable of that, but I'm sure as hell game for trying!

While looking on the Tantus website, I came across this:

I took one look and my rectum clamped down tight around the large Severin already in my ass. I went to bed last night with the large anal dilator in my butt - but I couldn't last the night with it. For some reason, I can't take that one for longer than four or five hours. So this morning I switched up to the Severin and have been enjoying that as I worked today. Tomorrow is also more work, so probably more continuous buttplug experience.

I'll be travelling for Christmas to see family. This will involve a couple hours of flight and a couple hours of driving, and I'm considering leaving home plugged and just stop at a gas station just before arriving at my destination to unplug for the duration of my stay. It would certainly make the whole trip a lot more pleasant!

counting down the days 'til Christmas

2007-12-15T22:07:00.000-05:00

Well, the holiday season is just flying right by. I have no real news - hence to posts lately - though I did have a couple stretches of wearing the large Severin buttplug for almost 48 hours. It gets very hard to wear past 24 hours, mostly due to the pinching the base causes. That part could have been designed better, certainly. In between using the Severin plug, I've been using the large anal dilator a lot.

Interestingly, I got out a couple of older toys tonight for some shower play. One was a crystal-clear medium size dong buttplug that I think I've only used once before - I bought it on a trip when I hadn't brought along any toys and I was getting desperate. It's OK, but not really FILLING.

So I opted for King Dong instead when in the shower. I don't know what it is about fucking myself in the ass in the shower, but it really is quite nice. When I'm done - and done washing as well - I feel clean inside and out. Very satisfying.

No Country For Pinching Buttplugs

2007-11-22T21:49:00.000-05:00

I really like the large Severin plug - I can wear it for about 12 hours before my body wants a break from it. I put it in about 2 p.m. today, so sometime in the middle of my sleep, I will probably have to wake up and take it out for the rest of the night. I'm trying to shorten my rest periods, too. The Severin really is a buttplug one could wear 24/7 if one got accustomed to it.

I do have two issues with it, though. One is that my body seems to reject it after some time - as in, it's like an allergic reaction and my asthma will get a little worse. I've done this enough that I'm pretty sure the slightly worse asthma is tied to long wearing of this buttplug. It doesn't happen with my plastic anal dilators. Perhaps it is the material the Severin is made of? That I've got a slight sensitivity to it? I don't worry about it too much because it's not like I get itchy or rashes or swollen sinuses or anything.

The other issue is that the base can pinch! I find it helps to apply a little bit of lubricant between the base of the plug and my cheeks - but that doesn't solve the pinching 100%. Oh, the plug is fine when I'm standing or walking, but sitting, especially on hard surfaces like the subway seats, can be a problem. Not sure what to do about it, though.

Still, I have had a nice Thanksgiving with my Severin buttplug. I wore it out to the movies tonight and watched the very good No Country For Old Men. I didn't think ahead well enough, and got trapped where I was sitting. Couldn't really cross eight people to get out mid-movie, you know - but jeez I really had to piss by the end of that flick! Not to mention adjust my buttplug to relieve some of the pinching. I finally got to do all that in the bathroom. I had to wait for a stall, of course, because even if I hadn't needed to adjust my buttplug, I was wearing stockings and garters and my underwear is sports-style - no flap in front. I really didn't want to bare the garter for all to see at the urinals, you know?

As for the movie: two thumbs up! Just the kind of fare one expects from the Cohen brothers, though the ending is ambiguous enough that it will bother some people. Personally, I've got a new role model, but I won't say who.

tribe.net

2007-11-20T21:01:00.000-05:00

Mmmm...been sitting on my fat anal dilator most of the day, not even real horny, just enjoying the vibe.

Stumbled around on the net today. Found tribe.net. Interesting site, especially asslover.tribe.net. You'll probably have to create an account to go there, but accounts are free and they're not asking you for your full name. Lots of adult groups going on there. I've seen references to a buttpluglovers.tribe.net, but didn't get that to take me anywhere. Perhaps that group got closed.

I also found this video, which had me nearly peeing with laughter:
http://www.goyk.com/video.asp?path=2621

ah...cut and paste, you lazy assholes.

Yeah, I know there've been no new pics recently. So sorry; just need some alone time, you know?

When the unusual becomes the usual

2007-11-15T15:24:00.000-05:00

You know that your strange and illicit habits involving anal lubrication have become a normalized, boring norm in your life when, groggy from sleep, you stumble into the bathroom, grab your toothbrush, and promptly squirt KY jelly onto the brush. Now what was I going to do with that? Brush my teeth, or shove the brush up my ass?

Can't wait for this one!

2007-10-24T21:25:00.000-04:00

Monk is about to start offering some awesome steel toys. If they're anything like this one:

You can bet I'll be lining up to buy. It's not that I want to be actually suspended by my asshole, but the look of that thing just makes me want to shove it up my ass. End of story.

So very busy these days

2007-10-15T21:04:00.000-04:00

So in case I don't post again before Halloween... have a great one!

butt-plugging as a reward

2007-09-23T17:01:00.000-04:00

I just got back about an hour ago from a nice Sunday afternoon jog. I've mentioned before that I like to get a little exercise now and then, and that I've even gone for short jogs with a buttplug in my ass - the Purple Pucker in particular.

Now, I don't regularly jog buttplugged...I just don't think it wise...but I do use my buttplugs as a reward for doing a good job and putting in a good effort. I ran a little longer than planned today and ended the run going faster than when I began - what real runners call "negative splits". (Negative is positive in this case, I guess.) So as soon as I got home, I lubed up the Severin II and slowly sat down on it, easing my asshole around the two large bumps and feeling the rush as it seated itself and my anus closed down to the roughly 1" diameter neck. (Yes, it's the same buttplug as pictured in my previous post.)

I then proceeded to get some chores done, including talking to some neighbors about their apartment hunt (are they crazy? trying to find a cheap apartment in New York within an hour's commute of Manhattan NOW is like finding a needle in a haystack - students snapped 'em all up back in June and July). I've been really enjoying my little reward, walking around, indoors and out, plugged and happy. I may take a walk to the grocery store later, too. Too bad the liquor store isn't open - I'm out of rum.

Anyway, sometimes during my jogs, when its really hard to keep going, I'll promise myself some good anal play IF I do x, y, or z. Such as, "run all the rest of the way w/ no walking and you may fuck yourself with King Dong in the shower" or "tack on a extra half-mile and you can sleep with the Severin in your ass tonight instead of the regular one." These kinds of things.

I've noticed amongst my reading other people's blogs, that some masters hold out anal stimulation to their slave/puppies/ponies as a reward or a punishment. I guess it depends on the submissive! There's often talk of this on puckerup.com.

Speaking of which...I think I'll get caught up there tonight - haven't read that board in months...

So now I have a couple more chores to do, then I will actually take a shower and get the sweat and dirt from chores off me. I was going to assfuck myself in the shower, but the Severin is so comfortable, I may just leave it in and not worry about it.

Field testing

2007-09-16T02:04:00.000-04:00

So I "field tested" the Severin II buttplug tonight, going to the movies. Here's what I wore, plus jeans and shirt, of course. Also spent some time playing around in Photoshop. Click for bigger.

This can't be good

2007-09-15T13:56:00.000-04:00

http://play.blogger.com/

This new service from blogger lets you see everyone's photos as they post them! Very big brother, if you ask me. And tho the instructions mention an adult-picture filter, how could can it possibly be? What if I take a picture of my cack and title it "puppies and ponies"? What if the filter is looking for a certain percentage of the image to be skin-tones, but my cack pic is of just my willy sticking out my bluejeans? I'm not going to intentionally try to defeat the filter, but I have a concern that people who don't WANT to see my little butt with a colorful wad of silicone jammed up it WILL.

stuffed and trussed like a Christmas turkey

2007-09-10T06:30:00.000-04:00

Wow, I haven't posted since August 20th? Bad blogger! Bad! Go shove a chunk of rubber up your ass for the next 12 hours!

I've been insanely busy - I don't know that I'll ever get back to a comfortable 9-5 routine, so blogging will tend to be sporadic. Perhaps things aren't all bad, though. I spent all of last night with my fattest anal dilator up my butt, held in with my little string truss thingie and I slept comfortably the whole night. It's been a long time since I woke up with THAT big boy in my asshole and the sheer comfortableness of it was wonderful.

I got up, pooped, plugged with the Severin II and am now sitting quite happily with that one filling my rectum.

Daily Plug wrote in to show off this picture:

Outstanding. I like it when people write to me and send me their pics, plugged. It lets me know I'm not just speaking into the aether.