It's me. I'm back.
I was a long time gone; my apologies to my followers. I wouldn't be surprised if you'd thought I'd died or something. Well, I almost did. And recovering from that incident has taken a very, very long time. Only recently have I been able to start being my old self again, feeling the love, letting my asshole feel the love...you get the picture.
Lately, I've been plugging almost exclusively with this little bad boy:
This is the Boosty, made by the Fun Factory. I got him at Babeland. I think this is one of the most intriguing plugs in recent years. It's made of excellent quality silicone, so cleanup and sterilization is easy, the base is super comfortable (yes, that's really a t-shape), and once you can get your anus to open up for the first knob (which is sometimes difficult) then the rest goes in with a nice sensation. You can wear it with it pointing toward your prostate or g-spot or away. All's good.
This plug is so comfortable that I forget I'm wearing it. I can pass gas around it fairly easily, I sleep with it in, and can bicycle and even jog while wearing it. There's no danger of it dropping out and because the base is so tucked up in between your cheeks, no danger of it being discovered; unless you choose to wear tights or LuLuLemon yoga pants and bend over. In that case, you're on your own. But even skinny jeans don't reveal the Boosty's base.
There are some other toys with equally high-quality silicone by Fun Factory and Lelo that I want to try. That will have to wait 'til after the tax refund comes in though...toys are expensive! That said, Boosty is $34, so while it is more expensive and better quality than the plugs your interstate truck-stop sex shop carries (you know what I'm talking about), it's nowhere near the cost of some of the really good toys out there, especially ones by Lelo. Shit, there are hundreds of plugs out there that are cheaply made out of bad materials and sold for more than the Boosty. Those would be rip-offs. Do yourself a favor and save up a bit for quality toys. They last longer and treat your ass better. Stay away from cheap shit.
One last word before I go. If you don't already have a "cleaner" - a buddy that will remove your porn collection and toys from your house before your family finds them - then GET ONE. Make it a mutual pact. Agree on parameters; i.e. when to take action, where house keys are to be kept; erase a hard drive versus removing it and storing it offsite. Dumping toys in the trash versus storing them at a friend's house; that kind of thing. Take it from me: the system works!
