Jan 7, 2009

Product Photography

Been working on this for a little while. Getting OK at it. The bottom three, click for desktop size (1440x900). :D

Glass buttplug:





Vibrator:



Tantus Alumina Pace:



Dec 20, 2008

Oh GOD!!!!

Time is passing so fast. I've been so, so, so incredibly busy; it's not even funny. So little time for plugging, and no time for posting. Please don't give up on me.

Some news:

- I am responding finally to a backlog of emails and blog comments.
- I have hinted in the past that I started running. Well, many many many months down the line, I did the big thing: I ran a marathon this last fall. And I don't think I'll ever do that again.
- I found a few of my toys destroyed. Two of them had melted together, somehow. One of them was clearly very inferior. The other, sadly, was Buster, one of my favorite ultra-stretch buttplugs. :( A couple of other toys had to go, too, as their material had simply deteriorated into a sticky mess over time. So listen: take it from me, silicon is the winner in "lasts over time" game. Acrylic, glass, and metal are good, too, but many plastics and most rubbers...no.
- I bought two new toys tonight! I will try to take some pics soon and post. For this, I visited Babeland in Soho, which I do not hesitate in recommending. The selection is not enormous, but is high quality. They do not sell junk there, folks. Consider it the Apple store of adult toy shops. And if you go there, tell them ButtPlugLover sent you. They'll have no idea what the hell you're talking about, but it's always nice to know about referrals.

Oct 5, 2008

Overwhelmed with work and life, but I got a crush

Sorry I haven't been posting. Nothing is happening that's optional, let me tell you that. My cats are neglected, my house is a mess, I'm just barely treading water here. I'm up to my nostrils in work and see no way of postponing or opting out of any of it, not at this point. I just need to make it through the next six weeks and things will be much better. In short, you'll hear from me again around Thanksgiving.

I did want to note, though, that I seem to have developed a crush. I am rarely attracted to other men, but it does happen now and then, and there has been this temporary employee brought in to do some specific jobs and he is awesome. I mean, everyone agrees he's awesome because of his talents, but that fact is, he reminds me a little of Mr. Big from Sex and The City. He has an easy, friendly style about him and I find myself fantasizing about going out with him. And by "going out with him", I mean "getting fucked senseless by him".

*sigh*

Sep 1, 2008

Aug 24, 2008

Getting back into the swing of things

Unfortunately, dear Readers, I am going to have to keep disappointing you with so few posts. I am insanely, psychotically busy these days - almost too busy to plug, even. My various jobs are keeping me peddling as fast as I can - and I need to, because I have bills to pay.

One of those bills, tho, might just have to be an invoice from Mr S Leather, where I found this new NJoy plug just for men:




On the personal plugging side of things, I am once again back to my habit of plugging as soon as I get home and sleeping most nights with a plug up my ass. I have been working on wearing the hard (and thus somewhat uncomfortable after a few hours) Anal Dilator for longer periods. A couple of nights ago, I managed to sleep with it in my happy asshole the whole night. But by the next night, my ass was too sore, so it was back to the standard plug.

I often where the Severin II when I'm out and about and have started sleeping with it in as well. The more I use it, the more I find it is my favorite item to fill my starving rectum with.

Feb 24, 2008

Pictures!

As promised, pictures. Apparently, I have NOT yet taken pictures of me and my new glass buttplug, but I'll get it done soon. In the meantime, I do have pics of me with an impromptu toy and me using an object of new fascination: a urethral sound. Keep in mind that what's visible in the first sound pic is only about 1/3 of its total length, and the second pic....? Hell, even I'M not sure where that sound is that I can get it in that deep. But there's no pain, no bother, and it can be curiously pleasurable. Why did I wait so long to open a new door???



Feb 12, 2008

Just checking in

Seems like there's so little time these days. I haven't been keeping up with this blog well because all my time is taken up with work and exercise. This doesn't mean I've stopped plugging - far from it - just that buttplugging has become kind of routine right now - there's not a lot new to tell. Winter tends to bring me down a bit, too, and what free time I do have is spent sleeping or reading.

Dec 22, 2007

gearing up for Christmas

Well, one of my readers, whom I've been talking with quite a bit over the last few months, sent me a Tantus Tulip large for Christmas.



Wasn't that nice of her? She is determined to teach me the art of the anal orgasm. I'm not sure I'm capable of that, but I'm sure as hell game for trying!

While looking on the Tantus website, I came across this:


I took one look and my rectum clamped down tight around the large Severin already in my ass. I went to bed last night with the large anal dilator in my butt - but I couldn't last the night with it. For some reason, I can't take that one for longer than four or five hours. So this morning I switched up to the Severin and have been enjoying that as I worked today. Tomorrow is also more work, so probably more continuous buttplug experience.

I'll be travelling for Christmas to see family. This will involve a couple hours of flight and a couple hours of driving, and I'm considering leaving home plugged and just stop at a gas station just before arriving at my destination to unplug for the duration of my stay. It would certainly make the whole trip a lot more pleasant!

Dec 15, 2007

counting down the days 'til Christmas

Well, the holiday season is just flying right by. I have no real news - hence to posts lately - though I did have a couple stretches of wearing the large Severin buttplug for almost 48 hours. It gets very hard to wear past 24 hours, mostly due to the pinching the base causes. That part could have been designed better, certainly. In between using the Severin plug, I've been using the large anal dilator a lot.

Interestingly, I got out a couple of older toys tonight for some shower play. One was a crystal-clear medium size dong buttplug that I think I've only used once before - I bought it on a trip when I hadn't brought along any toys and I was getting desperate. It's OK, but not really FILLING.

So I opted for King Dong instead when in the shower. I don't know what it is about fucking myself in the ass in the shower, but it really is quite nice. When I'm done - and done washing as well - I feel clean inside and out. Very satisfying.

Nov 22, 2007

No Country For Pinching Buttplugs

I really like the large Severin plug - I can wear it for about 12 hours before my body wants a break from it. I put it in about 2 p.m. today, so sometime in the middle of my sleep, I will probably have to wake up and take it out for the rest of the night. I'm trying to shorten my rest periods, too. The Severin really is a buttplug one could wear 24/7 if one got accustomed to it.

I do have two issues with it, though. One is that my body seems to reject it after some time - as in, it's like an allergic reaction and my asthma will get a little worse. I've done this enough that I'm pretty sure the slightly worse asthma is tied to long wearing of this buttplug. It doesn't happen with my plastic anal dilators. Perhaps it is the material the Severin is made of? That I've got a slight sensitivity to it? I don't worry about it too much because it's not like I get itchy or rashes or swollen sinuses or anything.

The other issue is that the base can pinch! I find it helps to apply a little bit of lubricant between the base of the plug and my cheeks - but that doesn't solve the pinching 100%. Oh, the plug is fine when I'm standing or walking, but sitting, especially on hard surfaces like the subway seats, can be a problem. Not sure what to do about it, though.

Still, I have had a nice Thanksgiving with my Severin buttplug. I wore it out to the movies tonight and watched the very good No Country For Old Men. I didn't think ahead well enough, and got trapped where I was sitting. Couldn't really cross eight people to get out mid-movie, you know - but jeez I really had to piss by the end of that flick! Not to mention adjust my buttplug to relieve some of the pinching. I finally got to do all that in the bathroom. I had to wait for a stall, of course, because even if I hadn't needed to adjust my buttplug, I was wearing stockings and garters and my underwear is sports-style - no flap in front. I really didn't want to bare the garter for all to see at the urinals, you know?

As for the movie: two thumbs up! Just the kind of fare one expects from the Cohen brothers, though the ending is ambiguous enough that it will bother some people. Personally, I've got a new role model, but I won't say who.

Nov 20, 2007

tribe.net

Mmmm...been sitting on my fat anal dilator most of the day, not even real horny, just enjoying the vibe.

Stumbled around on the net today. Found tribe.net. Interesting site, especially asslover.tribe.net. You'll probably have to create an account to go there, but accounts are free and they're not asking you for your full name. Lots of adult groups going on there. I've seen references to a buttpluglovers.tribe.net, but didn't get that to take me anywhere. Perhaps that group got closed.

I also found this video, which had me nearly peeing with laughter:
http://www.goyk.com/video.asp?path=2621

ah...cut and paste, you lazy assholes.

Yeah, I know there've been no new pics recently. So sorry; just need some alone time, you know?

Nov 15, 2007

When the unusual becomes the usual

You know that your strange and illicit habits involving anal lubrication have become a normalized, boring norm in your life when, groggy from sleep, you stumble into the bathroom, grab your toothbrush, and promptly squirt KY jelly onto the brush. Now what was I going to do with that? Brush my teeth, or shove the brush up my ass?

Oct 24, 2007

Can't wait for this one!

Monk is about to start offering some awesome steel toys. If they're anything like this one:



You can bet I'll be lining up to buy. It's not that I want to be actually suspended by my asshole, but the look of that thing just makes me want to shove it up my ass. End of story.

Oct 15, 2007

So very busy these days

So in case I don't post again before Halloween... have a great one!

Sep 16, 2007

Field testing

So I "field tested" the Severin II buttplug tonight, going to the movies. Here's what I wore, plus jeans and shirt, of course. Also spent some time playing around in Photoshop. Click for bigger.

Sep 15, 2007

This can't be good

http://play.blogger.com/

This new service from blogger lets you see everyone's photos as they post them! Very big brother, if you ask me. And tho the instructions mention an adult-picture filter, how could can it possibly be? What if I take a picture of my cack and title it "puppies and ponies"? What if the filter is looking for a certain percentage of the image to be skin-tones, but my cack pic is of just my willy sticking out my bluejeans? I'm not going to intentionally try to defeat the filter, but I have a concern that people who don't WANT to see my little butt with a colorful wad of silicone jammed up it WILL.

Sep 10, 2007

stuffed and trussed like a Christmas turkey

Wow, I haven't posted since August 20th? Bad blogger! Bad! Go shove a chunk of rubber up your ass for the next 12 hours!

I've been insanely busy - I don't know that I'll ever get back to a comfortable 9-5 routine, so blogging will tend to be sporadic. Perhaps things aren't all bad, though. I spent all of last night with my fattest anal dilator up my butt, held in with my little string truss thingie and I slept comfortably the whole night. It's been a long time since I woke up with THAT big boy in my asshole and the sheer comfortableness of it was wonderful.

I got up, pooped, plugged with the Severin II and am now sitting quite happily with that one filling my rectum.

Daily Plug wrote in to show off this picture:


Outstanding. I like it when people write to me and send me their pics, plugged. It lets me know I'm not just speaking into the aether.

Aug 20, 2007

renewing the stretch

I'm sitting around happily buttplugged tonight. The temperature outside is down and so's the humidity, so my A/C is off and my windows are open, with the venetian blinds down. Hearing people 30 feet away while sitting around my house naked with an ass-cork is rather arousing.

But I took SO much time off from plugs that I am having to retrain myself almost from scratch. For anyone who's ever asked if a plug or taking it up the ass will permanently stretch their asshole... NO. Believe me, it gets tight again. Feels like tighter than ever.

I have my medium dilator in my ass right now. And though my rectum is begging for the large one, just screaming for something longer and thicker, my anus is all like, "whoa there, big boy, let's take it easy." My anus keeps contracting around the neck of the dilator like I'm some kind of anal virgin.

Oh, well. I have all the time in the world.

This is me wearing my new Severin II buttplug.


Aug 6, 2007

I'm back!

I just got back yesterday from an extended vacation, during which there was absolutely no plugging. In fact, not even enough time for masturbation. In five weeks, I masturbated exactly three times. I was just too busy and there were always people around.

So you can imagine my joy at coming home and relaxing with my buttplug collection. Inserting my favorite one, the fat anal dilator, was like being greeted by an old friend, only it had been so long, I felt like a virgin. I'm sitting on the dilator again tonight and I swear it feels even bigger than last night's short session. I hope to wear it to bed tonight.


Got this email today from an anonymous poster:

Hello,


My lover and I want to try wearing anal plugs on a daily basis. The trouble we are having is finding a plug that is discrete enough to allow us to wear while at work, or just out and about with little impact on clothing, etc.

Can you recommend a type or brand of plug that works well for everyday use?

Thanks.

Well, Anonymous, you might want to look for the Purple Passion (seen in my medicine cabinet a post or two ago), the Tristan, or the Severin. The ComfortPlug is also pretty good, if you can find it, but some people actually find it too small. I would not suggest a metal plug because it is inflexible and even though the neck is small, the plug is heavy enough to be a problem for an untrained asshole. (I'm thinking of the small metal plugs marketed as anal jewelry - while they are very nice and might be fun for home use, I can't see wearing one all day without risk of slippage.) You'll also want to practice using and inserting your plug with a minimum amount of lube; this helps with retention. Ultimately, you may have to try out several medium-sized plugs before finding one comfortable enough for extended wear. And don't forget to do dry runs AT HOME before wearing to work. Try wearing for an evening, then all night, then all day on a weekend, etc.

Good luck.

Jun 4, 2007

First times and last times

I know that the first posts of my blog state that I won't go into my sexuality, and that later posts, I say I'm bisexual. The truth is, I don't really know. I am powerfully attracted to the opposite sex, but not so powerful, it seems, as my fellow men, especially the ones who spend all weekend, every weekend in bars, picking up women they don't know, getting laid. The getting laid part must be fun, but - let's face it - I have a hard enough time getting along with people as it is and taking women I don't know to bed just seems weird.

Then there's the other side of the coin, the part of me that absolutely feels sexually attracted to other men in certain circumstances. Not nearly as many circumstances as with women, but I know what turns me on in guys - unfortuantely, I am a PICKY. And to that end have had some brief relationships that never went beyond kissing and heavy petting. I have never had receptive anal sex. Yeah, I know how hypocritical that must sound coming from me, but it's true.

Except. For. Once. One short period of my life.

I think I related this story before, but it remains a fact that the first time I had sex at all was when I was eight and it was with the neighbor boy up the block, who was about 12, I think. Anyway, he and I would go out to the woods behind our house and fool around. And by fool around, I mean hump each other. In the butt. He'd bring butter and we'd have a good time. I distinctly remember the very first time I felt the rubbery tip of his cock touching my asshole and then penetrating me; how extraordinarily good it felt. And I also remember reciprocating in short order - the first time I lined my little cock up with another person's asshole, leaned forward, and slid into the tight, slippery warmth of Greg's butt. (Oh, yeah, that was his name; Greg.) I remember the delicious cushion of his ass cheeks against my hips - our fucking was always with the person on the bottom laying flat, face down - sort of a modified missionary position I guess. Our trysts were quick and somewhat furtive. We weren't rushed, exactly, but the danger of discovery was real.

Then came the day when I we were playing on my family's swingset and I wondered why we hadn't done that fun thing in the woods in a while. I made sure no-one was around, then asked him about it. He feigned ignorance and I had to be explicit about what I wanted. He said he didn't want to do that anymore, only "fags" did that. So that's where I simultaneously learned a) what a fag was, and b) that it was something to be ashamed about.

Only the shame didn't take. It was years before I returned to boys, and by then, they'd grown up into men - men who were in a hurry, wanted only one thing, who didn't kiss well, who acted like smarmy...well, MEN. Oh, I've found a few exceptions. Laid back, interesting guys who didn't crank the "let's have sex" dial up to 11 in the first 15 minutes. But they are few and far between.

In the meantime, my sex drive continued unabated. I masturbated a LOT as a child - I think most kids do, but I know my frequency was perhaps abnormal. I also played doctor with the neighborhood girls a lot. This was beyond showing each other our parts - I had anal sex with both the neighbor girls, one my age, one three years older. I want to stress that none of us thought we were doing anything wrong and that it was all consentual. Though I masturbated a lot, I never initiated sex play as a child - the girls did! The nine year old, Cathy, dragged me, literally, into those same woods one misty Friday and proceeded to get bossy with me. Her sister, the 12 year-old, cornered me in a downstairs bathroom in my house one summer afternoon.

I guess what I'm saying is that I find the question of childhood sexuality fascinating, because I was there, I KNOW kids are sexual beings - given the freedom to do so. We were practically nudists in my family, so there was no shame about our bodies. I suspect things were similar in Kathy's family. No, I don't think there was adult-child molestation happening in any of this.

So there are interesting questions arising in the news these days, what with the rash of "female teacher fucks underage student" news flashes. It has exposed a double-standard - the vast majority of people would say this is, somehow, OK, because after all, if we were young and a teacher had taken such an interest in us, would we have turned it down? Well, yes, possibly. We need to look at each case and ask if the sex was consentual or coerced. It really isn't that hard to define those terms and to discern in each case what was what. There is no one set of rules of thumb that will sort out all cases - we must bring intelligence to the table. In many cases, the student and the teacher formed powerful, loving, mutual relationships; why should we tear that apart just because the rough facts of the picture - age - are similar to other, abusive, relationships?

What of the cases of male teachers and female students? Hey, in my high school, it was well known which female students were fucking which male teachers; and not for money or grades, but just because they weren't the immature shitheads teenage boys are.

My point here is that we as a nation have to approach these questions of legislating sexuality in a much more intelligent, discerning fashion than we historically have. The problems and questions aren't going to get easier just because we keep passing laws. And now some of the new laws are creating problems of their own. Where a 13-year-old and 14-year-old can both go to jail for doing some heavy petting on a date! Where a 15-year-old can get arrested under child pornography laws because she took a cellphone picture of herself naked! This is retarded. And we, in the sexually active and sexually adventurous, have to stand up and say, "Hey, you! Yeah, you, the sexually repressed ones - why are YOU making the laws, when you have no real grasp of the subject matter you're attempting to pass laws regarding? WE should be making the laws, for we can discern what is criminal and what is not easier than you; we can act from a base of EXPERIENCE, whereas you act merely on the suggestions of expert witnesses, who, likely as not, are as repressed and inexperienced as you are."

Shit. I should probably not even publish this post. The very mentions of "child pornography" and "I got buttfucked when I was eight" will probably have me on the FBI's watch list. Or maybe they'll come arrest me for breaking a law passed in 2006 way back in 1979. They've been doing that, by the way; oh, yes, they have. Under this administration, our legal protections are being eroded, our privacies done away with, and even the simple freedom of expression is in danger of becoming a footnote in the history books (probably filed under "dangerous and criminal notions", since the history books will be written by the winners, remember). I wonder when, or if, this will all turn around. I wonder if, by allowing unwarranted wire-tapping, suspension of basic human rights and legal protections in "enemy combatant" cases, and the like - if we've just used the Constitution as toilet paper? And even though the Democrats pretty much have the next election in the bag, I have never trusted Democrats to be particularly effective at restoring freedoms, managing the country, or getting much done. They think and act independently and thus can't act as a concentrated unit like the Republicans. Catch-22.

Enough of this shit for now. More later, I'm sure.

Jun 2, 2007

Please welcome AbB

Folks, please welcome AbB as a guest author on this blog. I do not know when, or even if, she'll post, but it will help keep these interesting while I continue to be overwhelmed at work.

May 18, 2007

Coke

Got a little time last week to play around with one of those 8 oz Coke bottles. It felt VERY nice! Have to be careful with it, though; don't want to wind up in the ER with an embarassing story.

Pointy end first:



Fat end first, halfway there:




Fat end first, all the way up my ass. My rectum feels good wrapped around that solid chunk of glass:

Feb 8, 2007

Planning a trip and a new plug

Okay, so I went searching for something that would really stretch my asshole to the limits. After spending a couple of days on a weekend wearing my large dilator and sitting on the Triple Ripple, I took some short naps with the 10oz bottle up my ass. That stretches me and is pretty close to my physical limits, but it doesn't go RIGHT TO the limit. (I hope to spend a whole night with the bottle up my ass pretty soon.) So I went shopping. I picked up a green plastic tumbler - the diameter at the bottom is equal to the 10oz bottle, and then the tumbler widens as you go up - or in this case as it goes up my ass. But I haven't tried it yet, I need to sand down the rather sharp bottom edge of the cup.

I also picked up a little dry snacks two-compartment container that is as wide as my 10oz bottle and then gets progressively wider in gradual ripples. It doesn't have any sharp edges (except at the rim, the part AWAY from my asshole) so...I gave it a shot. I managed to get it about 2/3 of the way up my ass. My butthole was stretched so wide, I could barely walk to get the camera setup.






Also, I am planning a hiking trip in a couple of months. I'm not going to say where, but other reports on the web say it's a great place to be able to get out and hike in the nude and not see another person all day, while still being able to get a cellphone signal in case of emergency. To that end, I have purchased a comfortable soft-frame pack and am getting used to wearing one of my oldest large butt-toys, the clear acrylic buttplug. At some point, I will be hiking the small mountains absolutely naked except for boots, buttplug, and backpack, and hope to get some self-pics at the time. In the meantime, here's a "dress rehearsal".



Dec 17, 2006

going for a record this week

So a few weeks ago, I spent three nights straight with my fattest anal dilator in my ass. That was a record and that totaled a dozen nights sleeping all night with the fat dilator. It tends to get uncomfortable after about six hours, so I've had a lot of partial nights, but if I have the discipline to just pull it and relube, I can go back to bed plugged.

Last night, I went to bed unplugged (which I do maybe once a week) and got up in the middle of the night just feeling like i HAD to have something up my butt, so I put the large dilator in. This is fast becoming a favorite toy, I tell you! Well, that proved not to be enough either early this morning, so I found a common household object that ...uh, upped the ante a little bit. i.e. I pulled out a 10oz soysauce bottle, pulled the label off, lubed, and slid it up my ass. I really felt nicely stretched with this up my ass and I carefully climbed back in bed for a few more hours of sleep. I had no worries about it slipping in all the way - I put it up my ass fat end first and after about five inches, that's all the further it would go. What I'd like to do is modify an empty one of these so I have a safety cord (just in case, you know) and is a bit shorter, so the top of the bottle isn't restricting my sleeping positions. (With four inches of bottle sticking out of my ass, I can't sleep on my back; only my sides or stomach.)

So anyway, beginning tonight, I'm going for a five-nights-in-a-row record with the large anal dilator. We'll see how that goes.

And I still am keeping en eye out for other objects I can modify into a SAFE assplug.

Oh, and I took some pictures. I'llupload them once I can get them off the camera and crop them. :)

Nov 28, 2006

bribing myself to be a good boy

I think I've mentioned in the past that I'm a jogger. Not much, just a few runs per week, only a few miles each. I'm certainly not good at it, nor am I in the kind of shape to do a marathon or anything. I've never seriously looked at doing road races, though I've done a couple of Turkey Trots with friends just for fun. But I have taken a huge step and for a variety of reasons, I've signed up to do a long race in a couple of months. No, I'm not going to tell you which one. Or the length, though I will reveal it's half-marathon length or longer.

The point is: now I'm beginning to add miles to my runs in ways I haven't done. It is a real struggle to run longer than I'm used to. Well, jog, at least. But I find that if I BRIBE myself, I can get it done.

"Come on, baby, just finish this last two miles and I'll let you get King Dong out tonight to fuck yourself silly in the shower."

"Finish up this eight-mile run without walking and I'll let you order that new buttplug you've had your eye on." This one, by the way.

So it's that. Bribing. Is the promise of butt-love the only thing that's going to get me to the starting line of The Big Race? *sigh* I'm such an addict. It's like crack. LIke goddamn crack.

Nov 25, 2006

aluminum buttplugs

Jeff, the only one I've been aware of is the Uranus, which is sold at the Mr S leather site. There may be others, but probably not many. The problem is that aluminum is a slightly porous metal, which means it can stain. Anodizing is a method of sealing and hardening the outer surface which would be great for a buttplug, but I don't know if anybody is doing it.

On another commenter's recommendation, I checked out ExtremeFineArt.com, which I remember having visited, but didn't realize it was so anally oriented. Good stuff.

And, for the first time ever, this post marks the first time I've had to go put a buttplug in before posting. Usually, I'm already plugged when the urge to post strikes; but not this time. And if I'm not holding a toy in my ass when I post, then what's the point, eh.

Nov 21, 2006

traveling again

Is there anything sadder than a grown man standing in his hotel room, clad only in his shorts, ironing the next day's shirt? No, unless it's a grown man standing in his hotel room wearing only a thick black buttplug, ironing the next day's shirt...

Nov 18, 2006

Responses to recent comments

Anonymous, I think the Colt 7" plug would be a good choice. I prefer simpler over complicated, though. You might like the bumps and ridges of the other choices. I have used Colt products in the past and find them of decent quality, though not quite up to Doc Johnson standards.

HappyTail, I'm glad you've found your keys to happiness. :) I don't know of any sites that exclusively show buttplugged women (or men for that matter), but persistent searching often turns up photo sets on the higher quality sites. I've found most of my own collection just randomly on the web. I don't use pay sites. As for trading, I'm sorry, but that involves a great deal more time than I've got. I do post one or two pics from my collection now and then, so keep an eye on the blog and take whichever ones float your boat.

Perry, all of us have different-length rectums. Some are shorter, some are longer before they reach the bend (and sphincter) that tranverses into the colon. I have a fairly short rectum myself - 6" is just about my max penetration without pain. I don't know that the rectum can be permanently stretch to be deeper or anything like that. But I do know that at certain times of the day and certain states of relaxation, it is possible for me to use much longer tools without pain. The tools reach the end of the rectum and then with gentle persuasion can sometimes slip past that bend and up into the colon a bit. For me, in general, being able to do this means two things: one, it's early in the morning and I haven't shit yet. Gross, I know, but I don't think that is true for everybody. And two, thinner, more flexible objects will go in and up easier. Your buttplug isn't going to do it. You should find yourself a longish, soft, flexible, THIN dildo, climb into a warm bath and begin to plumb the depths, slowly and gently. Lots of lube, of course. As for the buttplug itself, if wearing it causes pain in any position, I'd throw it out and search for a new one. Good luck and please let me know how things go for you.

Need something more, bigger, stronger...

While lying in bed a couple nights ago, about to spend the second full night in a row with my biggest anal dilator up my ass, it occured to me that my butthole really likes thick, hard objects. Long term solution, of course, would be to find a nice guy hung like a horse for a bf and get fucked into submission every night.

In the meantime, short term, I'm amazed that my anus and rectum feel so good with the hard plastic dilators in place. I need bigger dilator, longer. So I got to thinking that perhaps I would invest in a well-varnished baseball bat, cut off the top 6" or so, string a cord through the sawed off end, and use that as my nighttime anal plug. Not hard to experiment with, I'm sure, and I think a visit to a sports shop is in my future.

I once had an aluminum baseball bat and that fit nicely, but of course I never thought of trimming it down for overnight use, not that my ass was ready for that back then.


Nov 13, 2006

going to the late shift

OK, it's been awhile since I've gone to work with one of my buttplugs in, but I'm going tonight!

And now some eyecandy, starring yours truly. Older photos, but I'm sure assplay is timeless.



Nov 12, 2006

The National Refer-end-um

When I went to the polls last Tuesday, the very thought that I was about to help shove the Republicans out of power and put Bush the Butthead at a disadvantage had me at half-mast already, but walking on over to the polling place with my anus stretched open by Buster, one of my fatter buttplugs, knowing how the conservatives would disapprove, practically had me cumming in my shorts. Suck it, Bush.

In the meantime, maybe I should get one of these.

Nov 5, 2006

Updating, or not..

As an anonymous poster reminded me:
"i love your post but when are you going to update?????? its ben nearly a month since the last update...we want to know what you are up to and if you have had any recent plugging experiences!!!"

This is so true, and very true of sex blogs in general, that my updating comes in bits and spurts and then there are long fallow periods. I want you, my loyal readers, to know that when I'm not putting up new entries, by no means have I gone into hibernation or left the world of butt-plugs, but rather have simply gotten insanely busy at work. It happens. And it happens enough I'm able to pay my bills and rent and buy things I like to eat and even a new toy now and then. But it also means that I end up with so very very little time for myself that I can't even get the laundry done and the dishes washed, much less put in blog entries.

But, I don't want to leave you disappointed, so I will chronicle a milestone. Last week, for the first time ever, I slept through the entire night with the largest of the hard plastic anal dilators in my ass. As a matter of fact, by 10 a.m. the next morning, I had spent 24 hours with that plug up my butt. At 1 3/4" diameter, it always feels just a little on the largish size; the next size down, 1 1/2", always feels just right. So it was quite a triumph to spend that long constantly feeling the stretch in my anus and the penetration into my rectum (the toy is 5" long - not the longest toy I have, but hefty enough).

So I've been spending a lot more time wearing the dilators than my plugs. This may be because I really like a good anal stretch, or it may be because my standard "Purple Pucker" buttplug is just too comfortable - almost too comfortable to feel.

I'll also pose these questions to my readers: when does it all cross a legal line? When does buttplugging move from being a private venture into a matter of public concern? When do things cross into outright against-the-law? If I rent a motel room and use the handle of the hairdryer as an anal dildo (cleaning it very carefully afterwards, of course), have I broken the law? Certainly I think I've crossed a public trust line, but which one? Where is the line drawn? If I go out in public in a buttplug, I'm bothering nobody else, but if they KNEW I were plugged, would it be any of their business? Would it be a sex crime? How about if I suddenly got in a car crash and ended up in the hospital and they found out my dirty little secret?

Eye candy:

Sep 27, 2006

new buttplug

Oh, god, it's been so long since I've posted; so sorry. i've been hella busy at work and it leaves me very little time for anything but checking email and sleeping.

I did take a couple weeks off from buttplugs in early September, but I'm back at it. Regular routine, mostly, using either my purple buttplug or one of my anal dilators to have in my ass as I sleep. seems to be that if I'm wearing slippers, I'm most likely wearing a buttplug, too. :)

I am right now away on a business trip and I didn't take any of my buttplugs, so I ran out two nights ago and purchased a clear semi-rigid penis-shaped buttplug about 1 1/4 inches wide and six inches long. It has taken some getting used to, but is really delightful. I especially like to put it in before my morning shower and take it out just before I have to go off to the seminars. It does not, however, have a narrow neck part, so it's almost a dildo, but it does have a flange, which while in the shower, I can use the flange to help hold the buttplug in by squeezing the flange part with my thighs. It did, however, stain right off the bat, probably from the residual grease from the previous night's mexican food. Gross, I know, but that's the risk a butt plug fanatic takes.

I'll try to get a picture of the plug sometime soon. In the meantime, here's the purple plug in action:

new buttplug

Oh, god, it's been so long since I've posted; so sorry. i've been hella busy at work and it leaves me very little time for anything but checking email and sleeping.

I did take a couple weeks off from buttplugs in early September, but I'm back at it. Regular routine, mostly, using either my purple buttplug or one of my anal dilators to have in my ass as I sleep. seems to be that if I'm wearing slippers, I'm most likely wearing a buttplug, too. :)

I am right now away on a business trip and I didn't take any of my buttplugs, so I ran out two nights ago and purchased a clear semi-rigid penis-shaped buttplug about 1 1/4 inches wide and six inches long. It has taken some getting used to, but is really delightful. I especially like to put it in before my morning shower and take it out just before I have to go off to the seminars. It does not, however, have a narrow neck part, so it's almost a dildo, but it does have a flange, which while in the shower, I can use the flange to help hold the buttplug in by squeezing the flange part with my thighs. It did, however, stain right off the bat, probably from the residual grease from the previous night's mexican food. Gross, I know, but that's the risk a butt plug fanatic takes.

I'll try to get a picture of the plug sometime soon. In the meantime, here's the purple plug in action:

Aug 20, 2006

a week away; things on the web

I've been away from home for a week on business. Didn't have much chance for buttplugging; too bad. Due to the increased security restrictions at the airport, I didn't want to chance smuggling any KY with my carryon, so I didn't go through the airports buttplugged. Maybe next time I'll try a very small tube. And while I was in business meetings, it was just all so much work and I was so tired, I didn't do much buttplugging at all except for a couple hours a night in the hotel room.

But I'm back and very happily sitting on my biggest anal dilator. I've learned how to keep the dilator in my ass without it slipping out for longer and longer periods of time. If I'm sleeping, I can keep a dilator in indefiniately without having to hold it in place. I LOVE being able to insert my fingers up inside my ass in the hollow of the dilators; it's freaky.

Since I'm taking the day off from ALL my responsibilities, I've madeit my goal to cum four or five times today. Surf for buttplug porn, cum, start all over again, who knows what. I think if I'm going to be dedicated to the buttplug lifestyle, I'm going to have to really get serious this week about sleeping plugged full-time once again.

Some nice things on the web today, though not all related to buttplugs.

Lesbian comics
an interesting foreign comic panel
German how-to for anal sex. Gotta love the germans.
first time I've ever seen a pictorial of someone taking a buttplug and then getting dressed

Aug 9, 2006

wow, long time!

God, it's been such a long time since I've posted! And such milestones in the meantime: 72 hour plug... going to work all day with the Purple Pucker in my ass... passing through airport security with my buttplug in my carry-on (and yes it got noticed!)... my first all-nighter with my largest anal dilator... etc.

But, I've been incredibly busy lately, too; I'm in the middle of moving; fortunately, I'm doing most of the moving by myself, so I can stay plugged while doing it. :)

Airport security: you should have seen the raised eyebrows and surreptisious glances my way. The monitor guard even called another guard over. I just acted like I had no idea what they were looking at and went on my way. Then I used the first public restroom to slide that puppy up my butt for the two flights home. :) I am trying to work up the nerve to actually leave the hotel plugged and go through the metal detector plugged. The silicon plug shouldn't set it off... but still. Nervous is nervous.

Jul 12, 2006

Buttplugged in Boulder

So I've just traveled halfway across the country and am staying in a hotel in Boulder City. I just got back from dinner with a whole group of people - we had a great time - and I went out buttplugged! I have a room by myself and before dinner, stuck my purple buttplug up my ass, took a shower, and got dressed. It was an interesting evening, making conversation and having absolutely no ability to adjust the buttplug filling my rectum if I needed to. I love that the purple plug is absolutely undetectable with my clothes on - and would be nearly so even with my clothes off. I've also realized I really like the curve of my own ass, as skinny as it is.

Anyway, I'll sleep tonight buttplugged in Boulder!

Jun 28, 2006

Real moments in buttplugging 1

This is the first post in a series entitled "Real Moments In Buttplugging", in which I'll describe past adventures.

This one happened a couple of years ago, before I went to being buttplugged 14 hours a day - before I played much at all, as a matter of fact. I had been taking a day off and really working myself up, really warming up. I had just gotten Buster - my fattest buttplug - situated in my ass when the doorbell rang. With my asshole sending urgent messages about how wide it was being stretched, I threw on a robe and let the ConEd guy in. I made like I'd just come out of the shower. I led him to the meteres, waited there, showed him out - all the while clad only in a bathrobe and my fat buttplug, my asshole pulsing, alternately relaxing and then clamping down on this giant chunk of rubber. I was hard as a rock and had managed to control my hardon with the belt of the robe, so I don't think anything was too obvious.

I need a hidey-hole

Hiney-hole? Check. Hidey-hole? Uh....

My landlord will be showing my apartment to potential new renters in the next couple of months. All my toys are currently stashed beneath my bathroom sink. This means they're not particularly hidden. I am thinking of getting a nice little wooden box or something; something with a lock. Don't want prying eyes discovering my small mushroom forrest of dildos, buttplugs, and vibrators - "Excuse me, but does the apartment come with the buttplugs?"

More to the point, what happens when I bring a new girlfriend or boyfriend home for the first time? "Hey, you have a really nice place here; and the bathroom is so clea---AAAAHHHHH! What the fuck?? You're some kinda freak!"

yeah, I need a lock box.

Jun 22, 2006

a little hole stretch

Well, I seem to have worn my standard buttplug out. Yes, the mighty compressive forces of my awesome anus and rectum have compressed the inner material of the buttplug to where it has separated from the outer material and is about half the diameter of the outer material - the core just rattles around inside. So much for that - apparently it takes about 10 years to wear out a Doc Johnson buttplug.

So for the last couple of weeks, I've been wearing either my newest plug - the Purple Pucker - or one of my anal dilators. Last night it was a dilator. Not the biggest one, but two sizes down from that. If I wear the biggest one all night, my asshole gets really bruised, but the medium size is nice and comfortable. Last night I didn't use a harness to hold it in (keep in mind the anal dilators have a flange, but no neck - they're more like dildos); I just slid it in and went to bed. It stayed in my ass by itself most of the night, though about four in the morning, I discovered I'd lost it. I retrieved it in the morning (clean, by the way).

A little eyecandy; is this not the most perfect ass & pussy you've ever seen?

Jun 18, 2006

Lazy Sunday morning

I love waking up with a buttplug in my ass. It feels more a part of me than ever. I also love the first insertion after my morning B.M. It's all just fantastic.

Searching around on Technorati this morning, I found this post. We're all familiar with spam blogs and such, but this is the first time that one of my own posts has been hijacked for search material. How disappointing.

Jun 10, 2006

Buster in my butt

It's been a long time since I posted and I'm sorry about that; work is getting the best of me.

I've spent the last twenty nights or so sleeping with my standard plug in. It is very rote now and I only need nights off every now and then.

Today, finally having a Saturday off for the first time in a long while, I went for a brisk run this morning, then spent the afternoon sort of "touring" my butt toys. I used everything for periods of time ranging from 30 minutes to two hours. Hell, for a while I even shoved my doubledong up my ass as far as it would go (about eight inches today), then tied the rest to my leg and walked around the house doing my chores. Once dishes and laundry were done, I switched for King Dong; tied him in place up my ass (much thicker than the double dong) and proceeded to vacuum and mop floors. There's nothing like using vigorous activity to fuck oneself in the ass without having to touch anything.

Right now, I've got Buster in my ass. This is the first time he's seen the darkness, so to speak, in a couple of months. He really stretches my bunghole wide open and I can definitely feel the difference between him and my standard plug. I like being able to reach between my legs and feel a round plug of firm rubber two and a half inches across where my anus should be.

There are a couple of toys I think I'm going to get rid of. They're uncomfortable and I don't use them much anymore.
Anyway, I'm going to go to bed with Buster in my ass tonight, or maybe King Dong. We'll see how long I can stand it beforre I need to change out for my standard plug or one of my anal dilators.

May 14, 2006

Around the Web...

There are just some things one shouldn't do to one's asshole.

And there are some things that one SHOULD do.

Great bondage photography from a rope-maker. (you will have to attest to your age to enter the site). I think it's by the same people as this blog.

Medical buttplugs for incontinence

Icky subject, I know: incontinence. It can happen to anyone for a variety of reasons, most of them medical. Infections or botched surgeries can disabled smooth muscle control or damage the nerves needed to "hold it in." Age, of course, takes its toll.

Medicine to the rescue. In this incredibly advanced 21st century, we have come up with.... the BUTT TAMPON! You can read about it at this page. (scroll down a bit). The thing I wonder about is the various shapes and sizes of the butt tampons... how do you get them in? Do they expand like a women's tampon? And what the hell do you do with the sizable string/handle, esp. when swimming (as the site suggests)?

May 12, 2006

new Doc Johnson buttplug

Yesterday, I picked up the Purple Passion buttplug by Doc Johnson. I hadn't seen this before and for some reason was really in the mood for a new buttplug. I was actually looking for a replacement for my standard plug.

I immediately put the plug in once I got home. This is an extremely comfortable item! The plug is not quite as long as my standard, but is much thicker at the bulb, a little thinner at the next. The combined effect is of great comfort; you hardly know it's there. It's made of silicone, too, so easy clean-up. (However, for an "impervious" material, the silicone DOES stain and in fact I now have a small permanent stain on it from only about 90 minutes of wearing!)

The Purple Passion felt so good in my butt that I decided to try a little jogging with it in. It was dark out and that was good. The run was made very interesting because of the sensations coming from my plugged asshole. In the second half of the run, I got a little gassy and had to keep pushing the plug back in by hand a little, because my body wanted to expel it (or the gas behind it I assume). Still, a good plug to run with it in one's ass.

May 9, 2006

May 6, 2006

after cumming

One reader wrote to ask:

whenever I'm wearing a plug and I cum, for some reason, I just have to take the plug out afterwards. It sometimes takes me a while to want to be plugged again or sometimes it is as quickly as 30 minutes to an hour. What is your experience? Do you typically take your plug out after you cum?

Well, things certainly began where you are, Reader. It used to be that after I came, the plug was intolerable and it would be several hours before I could (or wanted to) plug up again.

I made a conscious decision to try to overcome this. After all, subs in BDSM scenes are often forced to wear a plug long after cumming and if they can do it... I first started with waiting one minute before heading to the bathroom to take the plug out. Then two minutes, then three, then five. Once I'd worked up to forcing myself to wait for about ten minutes, I found that the urge to take the plug out passed more and more quickly, unless I really did have to use that toilet.

I also started to give myself a time limit AFTER taking the plug out, shortening it by a few minutes each time. The first few times of taking the plug out, washing, and immediately stuffing it back up my bunghole were difficult, but that passed, too. It's now easy to re-plug shortly after cumming. It is still sometimes a bit sensitive for several minutes after cumming, but sitting or lying quietly helps and the pleasure of having a plug in my asshole soon returns.

Thanks, Reader, for submitting the topic. I hopy you soon have a healthy, happy, hungry, compliant little hole.

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On other topics, I've decided I'm tired of always carrying a cell phone and an iPod. Wouldn't it be great to have buttplug versions of these electronics? After all, with bluetooth headsets, nobody need ever know that the call you're on is being routed through your anus....

Have got a new picture in the works for Half-naked Tuesday; stay tuned.

Apr 30, 2006

long weekend

I had a very interesting weekend which included my first 36-hour plug in quite a while. It was really something to spend two nights and a whole day straight with the plug in my asshole. I would have gone longer, but it was time to meet up with the family.

I also spent 1800 miles on the road. Again, quite an enervating experience spending about 30 driving hours with one's pants around one's knees, twig & berries out in the breeze & sunshine, and buttplug stuck in one's rectum. Mile after mile of pure enjoyment, though now and then I would cover up when I'd be driving alongside a truck, as I figure the truckers had the right angle to see my lap and thus (potentially) call the highway patrol on the perve. Most of the time, though, I was passing them quickly and all the other vehicles are too low to have had the right angle.

I'll get a pic posted in a couple of days - for HNT.

Apr 22, 2006

Todd Perkins sex-positive site

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anticipation

I love the anticipation before I can get a buttplug in my ass. The couple of hours of waiting beforehand is fraught with tension and eagerness. My mind strays to the silky smooth gliding that my little hole so looks forward to.

It was worse tonight, as I watched a man dance who was absolutely gorgeous. He was that shade of black that reminds me of stained mahogany and he was a dancer with beautifully toned legs and arms. I'm rarely sexually attracted to particular men, but this one turned me on. I sat there getting an erection and thinking how much I'd like to try sucking his cock. From the size of his package in his dance costume, I imagined there must be some serious meat being toted and I wouldn't mind trying to fit it up my ass, either.

Anyway, it only heightened the anticipation of getting home, warming up my buttplug, and sliding it where the sun don't shine.

When I finally did, I realize that I really love the first moments of inserting the butt plug, when the tip first breaches my anal barrier and begins to spread my sphincter open. I crave that initial feeling of violation and increasing stretch and, once the plug is firmly clamped within the constriction of my anus, the firm solidity of the intruder insistently reminding me that I have shoved some artificial thing into my asshole and am now walking around with this thing clamped in my butthole. I love those first few minutes, when the buttplug feels alien and new.

I also love the feeling after several hours of wearing, when it seems like the buttplug is a natural part of me and that taking it out is unnatural.

Apr 20, 2006

milestone

I know that I usually say that I sleep every night with a buttplug in my hole, but the truth is, I tend to take one or two nights per week off. If my body is not wanting it, I let it be. And if I have a long run scheduled for the next day, I'll usually give my asshole a break the night before.

However, tonight marks the 21st night in a row that I'll sleep plugged and things are very comfy this way. I am going out of town at the end of the month and sharing a hotel room, so I will have to cut my streak short at 30 days, but that's life. In the meantime, my exercise has seen no adverse effects from being plugged the night before, so maybe I'm over that now.

Caught Tristan Taormino's column in the Voice today. It wasn't bad, but not her best work.

Apr 12, 2006

Pics of my favorite toys

I had a thought today, that EVERYONE should be wearing buttplugs. I mean it, everyone. Even if only for a few hours per week, though ideally for many, many hours a week. Guys, it's really simple - buttplugs make your asshole happy and when your asshole is happy, YOU'RE happy. Using a buttplug to loosen yourself up, literally, can make you less tense, less angry, all around more relaxed. And ladies, same goes for you. Guys, a buttplug is intrinsically a feel-good toy for you, if you have a working prostate, so even you straight guys who've never had anything up the butt before should really consider getting yourself a small plug and see how it can elevate your mood. As for the women... hey, ladies, all of you should be wearing a buttplug as often as possible because I guarantee some guy wants to put his thing in your pooper, and it helps for you to have practice with anal entry and a little anal stretching. Oh, sure, i can here you now, "my man doesn't want to do that to me; he says he thinks it's dirty." Uh-huh. Bullshit. A survey was taken of every living male on the earth and it turns out that 1/2 the men - those not repressed by social or moral constraints - eagerly expressed wanting to slide their cock into your backdoor. The other half were just lying.
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Now on to today's topic: pics of my toys!

WARNING!!! This is the real deal, no joke, no shit. ('cuz I washed 'em, heehee)

Seriously, while toys tend to retain their "like new" appearance with light use, one's favorite toys tend to show signs of aging. I'm posting these pictures because several commenters asked me to. Note that "signs of aging" means discoloration, OK?

That said...


This is my triple-ripple buttplug. remember I've posted pics of all these toys up my ass in previoius entries; just look through the archives.




This is my 18" double-dildo, which addmitedly, I don't play with that often.




These are King Dong and Buster. I play with King Dong in the shower a lot and often use him to stretch my asshole open to prepare for the Triple Ripple, which is preparation for Buster. King Dong is quite long, about 8".




And here is my favorite, the standard plug, the one that's in my butthole right now. I've had this toy for at least 13 years. Over the years, it has picked up some staining, though I don't remember it doing so during use - it seems to be affected by one of the lubes I've used and then exposure to air oxidized it maybe. I don't know. The discoloration is common to toys and doesn't affect how good it feels. Someday I'll buy a replacement, but haven't found the exact model in quite some time.

Apr 5, 2006

anniversary continued

So I've inspired someone to go for the 24-hour plugging. Nice! Please let me know how that goes.

I have to admit that yesterday was a nice anniversary. After the plugging-at-work and leaving the blot post, the rest of the day proceeded smoothly. I waited until my coworker left for the day and proceeded to take my buttplug out, wash it, use the toilet, and put my plug back in place before the commute home. It is deliciously naughty handling my anal plug while at work, though I really don't like to mix business and pleasure too much.

It's also great fun being on the subway with a plug in, particularly when standing for the whole ride and the car is quite crowded. Just the knowledge that my plugged ass is inches away from other people - and sitting riders' faces - makes me chuckle. If they only knew. For that matter, I sometimes wonder how often a buttplugged asshole is inches away from MY face, with the roles reversed. Who knows?

I spent the night plugged, of course, and so had nearly a 24-hour plugging going on. Will have to try it again soon.

Other "deliciously naughty" things to do with a buttplug: talk to your family on the phone! Nothing like chatting with my mom about the recent weather and whether or not out taxes are done while I'm lubing up Buster and forcing that large round knob of rubber through my anus and into my rectum. "Are you alright honey?" "Sure, mom, I'm just - uh - moving some - rrgh - heavy boxes around." Uh-huh. Or talking to one of my clients on the phone about schedules and getting the right personnel while I'm reaming my butt with King Dong. It's a similar thrill to just walking around the house nude, except for a buttplug or vibrator in my boyhole, doing dishes, laundry, etc. Shades wide open, all someone has to do is look in, REALLY look in. I do, however, put on a robe to answer the door in. :) As much as I fantasize about opening the door for that handsome black electric meter reader and greeting him nude and having him fuck my brains out... I know that reality isn't exactly a porno. More's the pity; he's quite handsome.

Oh, and I finally took pics of some of my butt toys. I'll post them when I get them processed.

Apr 3, 2006

1 year anniversary

This blog began exactly one year ago today. Hooray!

In honor of the occasion, I took the plunge and brought my favorite buttplug to work, along with lube and my little hold-it-in-place system.

As soon as my coworker stepped out of the office for lunch and I had the bathroom to myself, I did my business then retreived my accoutrements from my backpack, went back in the bathroom and inserted the buttplug. My nervousness at possibly being discovered doing this kept me from getting hard and so trussing up was easy.

Doing this at work (instead of just wearing it to work and not fussing with it at all) makes me a little paranoid. What if the bosses have hidden cameras installed in the bathroom? Of course, then they're no better than I am, are they?

It is so nice to be sitting here updating my blog on my lunch break with my favoritue plug in my asshole. Can't wait for the commute home.

Mar 28, 2006

heads-up!

Just a heads-up to everyone that a new, anally-focused message board has opened up at Tristan Taormino's personal site, puckerup.com. I've registered there and I encourage everyone to do the same, drop a line in the forums, and say hi. Come out of the closet kids - no one there (or here) is going to judge you badly.

BTW, am I the only one who wants to bone Mila Kunis 'til my dick breaks? She is - and I say this with no reservations - the hottest, sexiest actress around.

Mar 27, 2006

obtaining good toys

Where do I get my toys? Well, multiple sources, honestly.

1) I check out a lot of "adult novelty" shops, even if I don't buy. Then when I'm ready to buy, I know right where to go. The right shops have an open, fun atmosphere and you'll see other people in there, men AND women. The videos are only new (not pre-viewed) and the toys are modern and cutting edge, though usually mixed with the old standbys. The products don't look as if they've been sitting on the shelves for years; the store is well taken-care-of with good lighting, clean floors, and a facade that proudly proclaims what they are. The shop should in no way say "shame". The employees are fairly young, knowledgeable about the products, and are savvy to what the average closet-pervert needs and wants and passes no judgement. They should be able to explain the difference between the different materials the toys are made of and their use and care.

2) Online places that have been recommended. I often find recommendations on websites that carry Tristan Taormino's column or Dan Savage's words.

3) Online places that are well-constructed. Many online stores are a little fly-by-night, I admit. I have yet to get stung by anywhere I've ordered, but then I tend to stick to the mainstream roads. A good online site for toys will be a lot like its real-life coutnerpart: welcoming interface, nothing forbiding, nice clean design, no errors, no shoddiness - they are PAYING for a good site and it shows. The shopping interface should be smooth, easy, and quick to find the product you're after. You should be able to save a search or a shopping cart. The cart should be interactive, allowing you to easily empty a product out of it, or increase its number. Shipping should be quoted at the shopping cart and update on its own. Shipping should be reasonable, discounted, or free. (Heavy shipping charges are an underhanded way of making a profit and I avoid those places, even when I'm not buying sex toys!) The site should take credit cards, debit cards, etc. If you pay via card make sure you use a credit card that has buyer protection and fraud protection! It's a no-brainer, once you think of it; but a lot of people don't. I like sites that also accept Paypal, as I can make the transaction a little more anonymous and Paypal now has buyer protection, too.

By the way, it seems like the better sites - the secure, reliable online merchants - don't always have the lowest prices. These merchants aren't some guy sitting in his mom's basement running a markup show, they have an office, staff, and warehouse - they have overhead to pay for. The products will often have been tested by their staff and have reviews posted. The product photos are good to excellent. The prices make you a damn picky buyer - as they should (although realize that some products are simply just cheap; it doesn't take much cost to make a simple molded butt-plug, eh.) Also, the products should have quite a range. I like sites that carry the elegant pyrex dildos and buttplugs that I'll never be able to afford - it's a good sign.

4) Sometimes I'm after a toy that is just hard to find and only one or two sites seem to have it. So be it, I'll take the chance and order. And sometimes it just doesn't matter which site carries product X - it'll be coming from the same place no matter who vended it. Make sense?

Mar 18, 2006

random stuff

The most perfect shot of Lauren Sands ever.

A new buttplug I'd like to try.

Freakishly advanced anal play at this site.

Mar 10, 2006

just saying i'm still here

long time, no blog. way too fucking busy right now to do anything. it's just work work work, come home, stick buttplug up tailpipe, go to bed, wake up, take buttplug out, go to work. wash, rinse, repeat. i've been suffering several colds this winter and that isn't helping my enthusiasm either. can't wait for the warmer weather to arrive. also, had to change my avatar pic - I have been leaving posts on other people's blogs and I think they or their readers might be uncomfortable with a small pic of a buttplugged ass showeing up out of nowhere.

Feb 11, 2006

chat

Got the G-chat working. You can look for buttpluglover@gmail.com, or BPL for short. Look forward to chatting with some of you! Can't promise I'll be on every night, tho.

I've grown rather fond of my large anal dilator as of late. Getting quite comfortable. Got a plan for wearing my dilators out in public. I need to get some of the small tubes of KY, the portables they make for women with vaginal dryness. And I need some unlubricated condoms. Stuff one or two of the wrapped condoms inside the dilator, cover dilator with another condom. Lube the condom a little bit, just enough, and cap the KY and put it inside the dilator as well. Stuff condom-covered, accoutrement-filled dilator up asshole, put g-string truss on (which will hold the bottomof the condom closed over the bottom of the dilator as well as hold the dilator in), and off we go. Then, when in public, I can simply flush the used condom (assuming public toilets and plumbing are a little more robust than at home), recover, re-lube, re-truss and voila. No fuss, no muss, so to speak. I'll have to test this out soon.

Does anybody know of a good movie that focuses on buttplugs and wearing them, especially out in public?