Miraculously, I am buttplugged at LaGuardia airport. Had my small plug in my toiletries in my checked bag, because I didn't want embarrassing questions in the security line. However, baggage fees caused me to change my mind and attempt to just do carryon. So I ditched the shampoo and the like and just hoped that my medicines would attract enough attention to distract from the metal butt plug in my toiletries.
But I went right through, no searches and no questions asked. Maybe the key is to make sure the plug is x-rayed from an end view instead of profile.
Now the question is: what do I do at the other end, where I'm bei g picked up by family?
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