May 24, 2005

First impressions of my two new toys

Oh, God, this feels great!

Right now, dear Reader, I have a Colt Explorer, which arrived in the mail a few days ago, up my ass. I can't quite describe how wonderful the Colt feels. I just want to jerk off with it up my ass all night!

The Colt is a very solid, rather heavy ass toy. At an advertised 2" wide and 10" long, it is also one of my bigger toys. The material is a very good silicone rubber and feels wonderful to the touch and to the rectum. This is mostly a straight-sided toy and so my ass feels very much like it's got a large cock up inside. I can't take the whole length yet - that will take time - but have about 6 1/2" up my hungry little asshole and the material is flexible enough that by bending the remaining length forward I can comfortably sit.

It also has somewhat frictive properties, such that at first, my ass could hold on to it without help. But now that I'm loosened up a bit and more lubricated, it very slowly pulls itself out of my butt. More on this toy later.

If I cum now, I won't get to the other toy. So I better go pull the Colt out of my ass and try out the Translucence 18" double dong.
Okay, the double dong was also fantastic, but I think I should have started with it tonight. It is not as wide as the Explorer, but slides easier. In fact, getting a grip on it firm enough to force it past my sphincter was tricky. Again, I can't take it very deep, but I'll be working on that -- that's why I bought it after all. No danger of losing it inside me, though!

Both toys are hygenically superior - the material is extremely smooth and closed-pore, so after a good cleansing, there aren't any germs hiding in nooks and crannies. They also have good firmness while also having good give. Quite a quality pair, these two toys.

May 22, 2005


Hello dear Reader.

Well, a couple weeks have passed since Buttpluglover's last entry, and he apologizes. To make it up to you, Buttpluglover offers up this great cartoon he found on the web:

A couple of days ago, the UPS man happened to catch Buttpluglover at home and handed over a rather large box. It had no company name on the shipping label, on "shipping department." Buttpluglover surmised that this package must contain his much-anticipated new toys and he was right!

One of the new toys is a Colt Explorer. This toy is a little larger than Buttpluglover supposed it would be, even given the advertised dimensions. But he also knows it will fit in his ass, as he's able to get his acrylic buttplug in and out fairly easily and often uses an aluminum baseball bat - the thick end - as a dildo. Just looking at the Colt Explorer makes Buttpluglover cream his jeans. This is gonna be challenging, but fun! (Butt-fun?)

The other new toy accounts for the rather large size of the box. The Translucence 18" smooth double dildo is truly as long as advertised! This is the toy Buttpluglover ordered in order to begin testing how deep his ass can take it, particularly when his ass is receptive to deep exploration in the morning. He hopes to get a chance to play with his new toys tonight; his cock twitches with excitement at the thought of getting his ass filled again. (Though last week was spent with the standard plug in his ass most of the time, Buttpluglover was forced to take some time off this week and he looks forward to getting his anus stretched open again.)

Reviews to follow soon!

May 15, 2005

A safety warning

Regular perusing of the search engines often turns up new information on butt plugs. They're getting more and more popular.

Today, I found this link:safety warning concerning a large buttplug at the BME Encyclopedia. It concerns a particular brand and part number of buttplug that should be avoided.

The warning contained in the article is applicable to a lot of the toys on the market. Before buying a plug, you must assess the base's sturdiness and ability to keep your ass from sucking the whole plug inside. You must also assess the amount of bowel control you have (as many people have enough control to avoid ER visits; but many do not). Remember that having good control over your anal and rectal muscles may not be enough when something disappears inside you and your panic reflex kicks in!

May 11, 2005

got the 24, now for the 7?

Well, I've had a buttplug in for about 26 hours now, including overnight last night and all day today. Spent the day working in my yard and out front on my vehicle, took a walk to a couple of auto parts stores, grocery, etc. It was really a very nice day and it felt good to be out with only jeans and a t-shirt on -- and of course my buttplug.

For most of this time, I've been wearing the standard plug, which has become very comfortable for long-term wear. My ass is used to it enough that I can sneak gas past the neck, a skill which takes some practice, let me tell you! (If there's a problem with long-term wear, its gas build-up.) A couple of hours ago, I switched to Buster and that, too, was very comfortable. I just took a shower and played around with a couple different toys to stretch my ass out a bit, then put Big Blue in and left her there. After drying off and putting on my string harness, I've put on some PJs and am now cooking dinner. I must admit to a little thrill going outside to light the grill in pajamas and a buttplug, especially the big blue buttplug, which makes me aware of every step.

Big Blue has been adversarial lately. A couple months ago, it was my most comfortable plug, but lately, it stings a bit when its in all the way and I haven't been able to wear her for more than a half-hour at a time. Well, I think I've finally got that conquered -- I theorize that I didn't rinse all the soap off after the last couple of uses and soap DOES sting! So here I sit with Big Blue snugly up my butt while I wait for the grill to warm up. I got a nice big t-bone and some spuds. If I don't watch out, I'm going to get fat. NOT! Getting fat would only make taking pictures of my plugged asshole for my fans more difficult.

My plan is to sleep tonight with Big Blue up my butt and we'll see what happens from there. My hope is to break my record of 72 continuous hours. Why not a week? I'm going out for exercise, but figure I'll use the Comfortplug. I've done it before -- I think its time to start training my ass to wear a buttplug during all exercise. If I'm ever going to achieve 24/7, I've got to work at it!

May 4, 2005

Going to the movies

If you're going to go to the movies wearing, there are a few things to keep in mind.

First, which plug you choose makes a huge difference in the quality of the experience. Perhaps you choose a smaller, comfortable plug, but one that will stay put, so that there's not too much sitting discomfort, if any. Or perhaps you go for one of your larger toys, since you're not moving around so much, and the constant penetration and stretching -- the constant reminder that you have something up your ass the people around you don't -- is the thrill factor. Perhaps a measure of discomfort is exactly what you want.

Tonight, I wore Big Blackie (which I think I will rename "Buster" from now on). Big Blackie hasn't been up my butt for longer than thirty minutes in a couple of weeks. It was uncomfortable at first -- a little bit of masturbation usually helps the comfort factor -- and later settled in very nicely.

It is worth noting that when I haven't used a large plug for a while, some de-training of the sphincter occurs. Contrary to uninformed belief, using buttplugs doesn't "stretch you out" permanently or "ruin you". The anus is a very flexible, stretchy, powerful set of muscles. While you may still be able to use small and medium plugs as you normally would, the larger plug, after a vacation of a couple of weeks, will be more difficult to take. Your butt just needs to get used to it.

An interesting effect of having part of one's mind constantly focused on one's asshole during a movie is that you actually end up paying attention to the movie closer than you might otherwise have. You don't become "lulled" by the movie and consequently, its easier to remember details of the film.

Also, some assurances that the plug will stay put might be in order. When I go to the movies, no matter which plug I use, I go out "trussed." The term is a misnomer, but its the best I've got for my homemade insurance that my plugs will stay put. Basically, the truss is a long cord, pre-tied so that along its doubled length there's a large, loose overhand knot at one end, a series of two or three small overhand knots a few inches apart after that, and then 18 inches or so of loose length. The loop end goes over my cock and balls and gets tightened slightly (sometimes more snugly). The cord then passes between my legs, up against the base of the buttplug, then up my crack, where a knot at about the top of my asscrack allows the remaining paired cords to diverge. These wrap around my hips. One end is passed through the top of the loop that's around my cock and balls, and then tied to the other end with a snug over-hand knot. Pictures will certainly help in explaining this. Suffice it to say, this makes a very secure way of ensuring continued plug-ness of anus. Sometimes, to bring in an element of cock-binding, I add a sock to this setup, which serves to imprison my cock and balls, pad the cord from chafing, and can help soak up any extra lube before my underwear do. I won't try to describe how it's put on -- I'll just take some pictures at a later date.

Anyway, movie tonight: B, made an A- by having Buster in my ass. Once I got home, I gave my ass a brief break, and Buster is back in place until bedtime at least, at which point, we may go to Big Blue.

May 2, 2005

72 hours can be a lifetime

Imagine, if you will, a man going on a journey beyond sight and sound. A journey to upstate NY, without his beloved toys and without chance of anal stimulation of any kind. He has entered the Twilight Zone!

Or so it seemed like it. Faced with a weekend in upstate New York with friends, involving plane rides, car rides, sleeping on their couch, etc -- basically a situation that offers little to no privacy -- Your Fair Hero -- Buttpluglover -- had no recourse but to call for a car to take him to the airport, reluctantly expel Big Blackie from his ass, clean her up, and store her in the bathroom cabinet, knowing that -- with 100% chance of being bored at times and 0% chance of having his asshole stuffed (they're not that kind of friends!) -- he would be hungry all weekend. You know the kind of hungry he means.

And everywhere he turned it seemed there were objects that reminded him of his toy collection or which would have made spiffy new toys -- if only he could. There was his friend's can of Axe Effect body spray; the exact same item Buttpluglover has often shoved up his own ass. At precisely 2.1" in diameter and with straight sides, the can is a very effective anal stretching tool, as both sphincters (the inner and outer sets of muscle of the anus) get stretched to the same degree and it is significantly wider than Big Blue. Once inserted, it is extremely comfortable, though has to be held in and its important not to lose it inside the rectum.

Said friend had several suggestively shaped bottles of shampoo or condition or body lotion... had knobs on their bedposts that would not only serve as great anchors for ropes, but would also be a delightful challenge to sit upon. The collectionof cooking utensils, all with those fat black handles (which feel wonderful up the ass if one wraps them with a condom first). Buttpluglover even noted a wire whisk which, wrapped in a condom or two, would make an interesting night's play -- he'll have to find that particular brand of whisk and try it!

So imagine Buttpluglover's relief to finally get on the plane for home -- and his regret he didn't think to bring at least the Comfortplug in his toiletries for insertion on the plane. Finally, finally at home, Buttpluglover shut the windows to the rain, lowered the shades, cranked up the heat, phoned for take-out, and went to the bathroom. After the necesseties of life were taken care of, Buttpluglover got out the standard, lubed up his asshole and his buttplug and finally finally finally slowly sat down upon what his hungry, horny butthole had needed for three days -- a solid lump of silicone embedded in his ass. Now he feels complete. Now he feels whole and fulfilled. Buttpluglover will probably sleep with Big Blue up his butt tonight.

He will probably, also, order a new toy tonight. He has been wanting a new, long dildo of good girth to insert for sleeping -- one that will be just a touch wider than Big Blue, but twice as long, with the intention of finding out how far he can get something up his ass when his body is fully relaxed. He has some theories about how the opening at the other end of the rectum works and why its so easy to shove the entire length of his longest dildos up his ass only in the mornings.

Buttpluglover is also still working on the spreadsheet of all of his toys, noting sizes and other vital data. Just haven't had time to finish it or figure out how to anonymously host a pdf of it.