Jun 28, 2006

Real moments in buttplugging 1

This is the first post in a series entitled "Real Moments In Buttplugging", in which I'll describe past adventures.

This one happened a couple of years ago, before I went to being buttplugged 14 hours a day - before I played much at all, as a matter of fact. I had been taking a day off and really working myself up, really warming up. I had just gotten Buster - my fattest buttplug - situated in my ass when the doorbell rang. With my asshole sending urgent messages about how wide it was being stretched, I threw on a robe and let the ConEd guy in. I made like I'd just come out of the shower. I led him to the meteres, waited there, showed him out - all the while clad only in a bathrobe and my fat buttplug, my asshole pulsing, alternately relaxing and then clamping down on this giant chunk of rubber. I was hard as a rock and had managed to control my hardon with the belt of the robe, so I don't think anything was too obvious.

I need a hidey-hole

Hiney-hole? Check. Hidey-hole? Uh....

My landlord will be showing my apartment to potential new renters in the next couple of months. All my toys are currently stashed beneath my bathroom sink. This means they're not particularly hidden. I am thinking of getting a nice little wooden box or something; something with a lock. Don't want prying eyes discovering my small mushroom forrest of dildos, buttplugs, and vibrators - "Excuse me, but does the apartment come with the buttplugs?"

More to the point, what happens when I bring a new girlfriend or boyfriend home for the first time? "Hey, you have a really nice place here; and the bathroom is so clea---AAAAHHHHH! What the fuck?? You're some kinda freak!"

yeah, I need a lock box.

Jun 22, 2006

a little hole stretch

Well, I seem to have worn my standard buttplug out. Yes, the mighty compressive forces of my awesome anus and rectum have compressed the inner material of the buttplug to where it has separated from the outer material and is about half the diameter of the outer material - the core just rattles around inside. So much for that - apparently it takes about 10 years to wear out a Doc Johnson buttplug.

So for the last couple of weeks, I've been wearing either my newest plug - the Purple Pucker - or one of my anal dilators. Last night it was a dilator. Not the biggest one, but two sizes down from that. If I wear the biggest one all night, my asshole gets really bruised, but the medium size is nice and comfortable. Last night I didn't use a harness to hold it in (keep in mind the anal dilators have a flange, but no neck - they're more like dildos); I just slid it in and went to bed. It stayed in my ass by itself most of the night, though about four in the morning, I discovered I'd lost it. I retrieved it in the morning (clean, by the way).

A little eyecandy; is this not the most perfect ass & pussy you've ever seen?

Jun 18, 2006

Lazy Sunday morning

I love waking up with a buttplug in my ass. It feels more a part of me than ever. I also love the first insertion after my morning B.M. It's all just fantastic.

Searching around on Technorati this morning, I found this post. We're all familiar with spam blogs and such, but this is the first time that one of my own posts has been hijacked for search material. How disappointing.

Jun 10, 2006

Buster in my butt

It's been a long time since I posted and I'm sorry about that; work is getting the best of me.

I've spent the last twenty nights or so sleeping with my standard plug in. It is very rote now and I only need nights off every now and then.

Today, finally having a Saturday off for the first time in a long while, I went for a brisk run this morning, then spent the afternoon sort of "touring" my butt toys. I used everything for periods of time ranging from 30 minutes to two hours. Hell, for a while I even shoved my doubledong up my ass as far as it would go (about eight inches today), then tied the rest to my leg and walked around the house doing my chores. Once dishes and laundry were done, I switched for King Dong; tied him in place up my ass (much thicker than the double dong) and proceeded to vacuum and mop floors. There's nothing like using vigorous activity to fuck oneself in the ass without having to touch anything.

Right now, I've got Buster in my ass. This is the first time he's seen the darkness, so to speak, in a couple of months. He really stretches my bunghole wide open and I can definitely feel the difference between him and my standard plug. I like being able to reach between my legs and feel a round plug of firm rubber two and a half inches across where my anus should be.

There are a couple of toys I think I'm going to get rid of. They're uncomfortable and I don't use them much anymore.
Anyway, I'm going to go to bed with Buster in my ass tonight, or maybe King Dong. We'll see how long I can stand it beforre I need to change out for my standard plug or one of my anal dilators.