Nov 15, 2007

When the unusual becomes the usual

You know that your strange and illicit habits involving anal lubrication have become a normalized, boring norm in your life when, groggy from sleep, you stumble into the bathroom, grab your toothbrush, and promptly squirt KY jelly onto the brush. Now what was I going to do with that? Brush my teeth, or shove the brush up my ass?

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