Nov 26, 2009

a new 48 hours

48 hours and counting. again.

lately, i've been doing my buttplug shopping econo-style - by looking at the grocery store. Of the bottles pictured, I've had all but the coffee cola up my ass. The Crosse & Blackwell cocktail sauce bottle is particularly nice and I have worn that one as a buttplug for several hours, even spent most of a night sleeping with it up my ass. It is what is pictured in the (very bad and grainy) action shots. The vinegar is a huge bottle. I can get it a little more than halfway up my butt before I just can't stretch open any further. Excellent training tool, I think. The cooking wine was OK, though I hit my depth limit on that one. The soy sauce bottle is standard. The rounded corners on the Heinz cocktail sauce make for an interesting experience.





5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Just be very wary of any bottle that's breakable glass... not something you want (or need) to risk.

Anonymous said...

See this http://www.efukt.com/2339_1_Guy_1_Cup.html and you'll never put any glass up your butt again.

Calculating Infinity said...

I have to agree I strongly caution you against glass unless its pyrex and made for that. If you read one of my first blogs of this year you can real all about my response to watching the above mentioned video.

ddt said...

I second the above. I had a jar crack inside me once -- luckily I was able to pull it out before it shattered, and I didn't get cut. I swore I'd never play with glass again after that.

Bobby said...

yep saw a video of a guys sitting on a bottle and it shattered and he wa pushing it in. Some things you just can un-see...