a great big giant cock up my asshole

This is the sort of thing I dream about at night. I don't care for the rest of the man, just the cock. Give me a nameless, faceless, voiceless man - well built, but not overly physiqued, and endow him with a cock roughly two inches wide and eight inches long. Then: have him flip me face down on the bed, slide his cock up my rectum, and fuck me senseless. I want him to go fast, go slow, go deep. I want him to brutalize my asshole, stretching my anus and plumbing the depths of my rectum until I feel like nothing more than a convenient butthole for him to invade and dump his cum into. I want him to violently pummel my ass so that I feel his balls slapping up against mine, feel his breath hot on the back of my neck, and feel a sharp jab inside every time he goes balls deep into my hole. I want him to use his cock like a weapon and fuck me til I scream.

And no, I don't sit around envisioning my asshole as some sort of male vagina. Other queers can make that equation if they like, but for me, an asshole is an asshole is an asshole. Man or woman, young or mature, there's little that can be as beautiful (or as ugly) as an asshole. The fact that the surrounding pads of muscle and fat - the butt - are just so fuckin' attractive - universally - is just amazing to me. I am an assman. When I die, bury me face down with a rubber cock up my ass and write on my headstone: He loved giving it. He loved getting it. He just loved ass.

It's been an odd day for me. I had to get up early for work today (yes, on a Sunday) and for the FIRST TIME completely forgot that I had a buttplug in my ass. I'd had to take out Buster (see pics above) around 3 a.m., and had simply slid my standard plug into place and wearily lumbered back to bed. I slept like the dead until the alarm went off. Following my morning routine, I sat on the toilet for my morning dump. USUALLY, I remember (because I feel it) that I have a buttplug in my ass and I take that out first, then go to the toilet. Not this morning. First thing I heard was a loud splash and then I remembered. Had to fish my plug out of the toilet. I have made sure to thoroughly clean that plug, which I do after every use, but this time I went so far as to boil it in an old pan I keep around for just such toy-sterilizing purposes.

After getting home from work - long day - my butt was practically screaming to be filled and I found myself taking a late shower with a bevy of my bigger toys. I don't get all of these out all the time, but today I did. I started with a dong that came with the EZ Rider ball. This dong is part of the vacu-lock system and so has a hole in the base where the vacu-lock plug goes into to hold the dong to the EZ Rider ball. This is a 1.5" x 6" toy. Pretty comfortable and in fact, I can't even really feel it up inside me - only where it holds my butthole open. I quickly moved on to playing with my double dong (1.6" x 18"). I can get this guy up inside me quite a ways at the right time of day, but not tonight.

Soon enough, I moved on to King Dong - a rather large specimen of a dildo. This one has a suction cup base and is molded with balls, all out of a flexible, pleasant rubber. It is not perfectly round, more of an oval. It is 1.75" in one direction, 2" in the other. The length is about 8" from tip to balls. I started fucking myself silly with this in the shower, even going so far as to slap the suction cup end against the shower wall, bend over, touch my toes, and rock my ass back and forth on that thing. King Dong REALLY stretches my asshole and I feel it all the way up inside me. In fact, when I clench my asshole and rectum around the dong, I swear I can feel the ridge of the molded glans. I continued fucking myself in the shower for quite some time, at one point stopping and pulling the King from my asshole with the intention of re-lubing it. I rinsed it off in the shower stream and while I was then fingering my empty, loose, and widely stretched asshole, I actually stuck the King in my mouth to see how far I could take it without gagging. Turns out, not far: I can barely get my mouth around the head and get perhaps three inches into my mouth before I start gagging.

Now WHY did I take something that had just been in my butt and stick it in my mouth? It's not like it was covered in excrement or anything - it came out of my butt clean except for lube and I had just rinsed it... but still. It was a weird moment when I realized just what it was I had just done. Ass-to-mouth is for professional porn stars only!

So after fucking myself in the shower for half an hour with this thing, I got out of the shower and dried myself off, sitting on the counter so as to keep the dong in my butt while I did so. I then dressed in stockings and garters again (this is getting to be a bad habit), and pulled on an old pair of Speedos. Speedoes, being made of lycra, have a fantastic ability to hold a buttplug or a dong in one's ass, but only for certain toys. Turns out the Speedos work well as keeping King Dong plunged all the way up my butt.

So now I'm walking around fixing dinner with my biggest dildo firmly planted in my asshole and feeling the stretch and feeling the depth, and feeling the balls of it between my legs against my own balls. And now I'm sitting here, still with King Dong up my pooper, writing this all down. King Dong makes his presence felt! And how, you may ask, do I SIT on King Dong? Very. Carefully.

This pic shows King Dong up my ass - all eight inches up my ass. It's twisted sideways a bit, so that's why the balls are one side. Unlike buttplugs, this one would NOT be discreet under clothing!