Jun 16, 2007
Oh Mi Bod! Someone call 911!
Things like this, ladies and gentlemen, are why we walk AGAINST traffic.
Jun 9, 2007
Jun 4, 2007
First times and last times
I know that the first posts of my blog state that I won't go into my sexuality, and that later posts, I say I'm bisexual. The truth is, I don't really know. I am powerfully attracted to the opposite sex, but not so powerful, it seems, as my fellow men, especially the ones who spend all weekend, every weekend in bars, picking up women they don't know, getting laid. The getting laid part must be fun, but - let's face it - I have a hard enough time getting along with people as it is and taking women I don't know to bed just seems weird.
Then there's the other side of the coin, the part of me that absolutely feels sexually attracted to other men in certain circumstances. Not nearly as many circumstances as with women, but I know what turns me on in guys - unfortuantely, I am a PICKY. And to that end have had some brief relationships that never went beyond kissing and heavy petting. I have never had receptive anal sex. Yeah, I know how hypocritical that must sound coming from me, but it's true.
Except. For. Once. One short period of my life.
I think I related this story before, but it remains a fact that the first time I had sex at all was when I was eight and it was with the neighbor boy up the block, who was about 12, I think. Anyway, he and I would go out to the woods behind our house and fool around. And by fool around, I mean hump each other. In the butt. He'd bring butter and we'd have a good time. I distinctly remember the very first time I felt the rubbery tip of his cock touching my asshole and then penetrating me; how extraordinarily good it felt. And I also remember reciprocating in short order - the first time I lined my little cock up with another person's asshole, leaned forward, and slid into the tight, slippery warmth of Greg's butt. (Oh, yeah, that was his name; Greg.) I remember the delicious cushion of his ass cheeks against my hips - our fucking was always with the person on the bottom laying flat, face down - sort of a modified missionary position I guess. Our trysts were quick and somewhat furtive. We weren't rushed, exactly, but the danger of discovery was real.
Then came the day when I we were playing on my family's swingset and I wondered why we hadn't done that fun thing in the woods in a while. I made sure no-one was around, then asked him about it. He feigned ignorance and I had to be explicit about what I wanted. He said he didn't want to do that anymore, only "fags" did that. So that's where I simultaneously learned a) what a fag was, and b) that it was something to be ashamed about.
Only the shame didn't take. It was years before I returned to boys, and by then, they'd grown up into men - men who were in a hurry, wanted only one thing, who didn't kiss well, who acted like smarmy...well, MEN. Oh, I've found a few exceptions. Laid back, interesting guys who didn't crank the "let's have sex" dial up to 11 in the first 15 minutes. But they are few and far between.
In the meantime, my sex drive continued unabated. I masturbated a LOT as a child - I think most kids do, but I know my frequency was perhaps abnormal. I also played doctor with the neighborhood girls a lot. This was beyond showing each other our parts - I had anal sex with both the neighbor girls, one my age, one three years older. I want to stress that none of us thought we were doing anything wrong and that it was all consentual. Though I masturbated a lot, I never initiated sex play as a child - the girls did! The nine year old, Cathy, dragged me, literally, into those same woods one misty Friday and proceeded to get bossy with me. Her sister, the 12 year-old, cornered me in a downstairs bathroom in my house one summer afternoon.
I guess what I'm saying is that I find the question of childhood sexuality fascinating, because I was there, I KNOW kids are sexual beings - given the freedom to do so. We were practically nudists in my family, so there was no shame about our bodies. I suspect things were similar in Kathy's family. No, I don't think there was adult-child molestation happening in any of this.
So there are interesting questions arising in the news these days, what with the rash of "female teacher fucks underage student" news flashes. It has exposed a double-standard - the vast majority of people would say this is, somehow, OK, because after all, if we were young and a teacher had taken such an interest in us, would we have turned it down? Well, yes, possibly. We need to look at each case and ask if the sex was consentual or coerced. It really isn't that hard to define those terms and to discern in each case what was what. There is no one set of rules of thumb that will sort out all cases - we must bring intelligence to the table. In many cases, the student and the teacher formed powerful, loving, mutual relationships; why should we tear that apart just because the rough facts of the picture - age - are similar to other, abusive, relationships?
What of the cases of male teachers and female students? Hey, in my high school, it was well known which female students were fucking which male teachers; and not for money or grades, but just because they weren't the immature shitheads teenage boys are.
My point here is that we as a nation have to approach these questions of legislating sexuality in a much more intelligent, discerning fashion than we historically have. The problems and questions aren't going to get easier just because we keep passing laws. And now some of the new laws are creating problems of their own. Where a 13-year-old and 14-year-old can both go to jail for doing some heavy petting on a date! Where a 15-year-old can get arrested under child pornography laws because she took a cellphone picture of herself naked! This is retarded. And we, in the sexually active and sexually adventurous, have to stand up and say, "Hey, you! Yeah, you, the sexually repressed ones - why are YOU making the laws, when you have no real grasp of the subject matter you're attempting to pass laws regarding? WE should be making the laws, for we can discern what is criminal and what is not easier than you; we can act from a base of EXPERIENCE, whereas you act merely on the suggestions of expert witnesses, who, likely as not, are as repressed and inexperienced as you are."
Shit. I should probably not even publish this post. The very mentions of "child pornography" and "I got buttfucked when I was eight" will probably have me on the FBI's watch list. Or maybe they'll come arrest me for breaking a law passed in 2006 way back in 1979. They've been doing that, by the way; oh, yes, they have. Under this administration, our legal protections are being eroded, our privacies done away with, and even the simple freedom of expression is in danger of becoming a footnote in the history books (probably filed under "dangerous and criminal notions", since the history books will be written by the winners, remember). I wonder when, or if, this will all turn around. I wonder if, by allowing unwarranted wire-tapping, suspension of basic human rights and legal protections in "enemy combatant" cases, and the like - if we've just used the Constitution as toilet paper? And even though the Democrats pretty much have the next election in the bag, I have never trusted Democrats to be particularly effective at restoring freedoms, managing the country, or getting much done. They think and act independently and thus can't act as a concentrated unit like the Republicans. Catch-22.
Enough of this shit for now. More later, I'm sure.
Then there's the other side of the coin, the part of me that absolutely feels sexually attracted to other men in certain circumstances. Not nearly as many circumstances as with women, but I know what turns me on in guys - unfortuantely, I am a PICKY. And to that end have had some brief relationships that never went beyond kissing and heavy petting. I have never had receptive anal sex. Yeah, I know how hypocritical that must sound coming from me, but it's true.
Except. For. Once. One short period of my life.
I think I related this story before, but it remains a fact that the first time I had sex at all was when I was eight and it was with the neighbor boy up the block, who was about 12, I think. Anyway, he and I would go out to the woods behind our house and fool around. And by fool around, I mean hump each other. In the butt. He'd bring butter and we'd have a good time. I distinctly remember the very first time I felt the rubbery tip of his cock touching my asshole and then penetrating me; how extraordinarily good it felt. And I also remember reciprocating in short order - the first time I lined my little cock up with another person's asshole, leaned forward, and slid into the tight, slippery warmth of Greg's butt. (Oh, yeah, that was his name; Greg.) I remember the delicious cushion of his ass cheeks against my hips - our fucking was always with the person on the bottom laying flat, face down - sort of a modified missionary position I guess. Our trysts were quick and somewhat furtive. We weren't rushed, exactly, but the danger of discovery was real.
Then came the day when I we were playing on my family's swingset and I wondered why we hadn't done that fun thing in the woods in a while. I made sure no-one was around, then asked him about it. He feigned ignorance and I had to be explicit about what I wanted. He said he didn't want to do that anymore, only "fags" did that. So that's where I simultaneously learned a) what a fag was, and b) that it was something to be ashamed about.
Only the shame didn't take. It was years before I returned to boys, and by then, they'd grown up into men - men who were in a hurry, wanted only one thing, who didn't kiss well, who acted like smarmy...well, MEN. Oh, I've found a few exceptions. Laid back, interesting guys who didn't crank the "let's have sex" dial up to 11 in the first 15 minutes. But they are few and far between.
In the meantime, my sex drive continued unabated. I masturbated a LOT as a child - I think most kids do, but I know my frequency was perhaps abnormal. I also played doctor with the neighborhood girls a lot. This was beyond showing each other our parts - I had anal sex with both the neighbor girls, one my age, one three years older. I want to stress that none of us thought we were doing anything wrong and that it was all consentual. Though I masturbated a lot, I never initiated sex play as a child - the girls did! The nine year old, Cathy, dragged me, literally, into those same woods one misty Friday and proceeded to get bossy with me. Her sister, the 12 year-old, cornered me in a downstairs bathroom in my house one summer afternoon.
I guess what I'm saying is that I find the question of childhood sexuality fascinating, because I was there, I KNOW kids are sexual beings - given the freedom to do so. We were practically nudists in my family, so there was no shame about our bodies. I suspect things were similar in Kathy's family. No, I don't think there was adult-child molestation happening in any of this.
So there are interesting questions arising in the news these days, what with the rash of "female teacher fucks underage student" news flashes. It has exposed a double-standard - the vast majority of people would say this is, somehow, OK, because after all, if we were young and a teacher had taken such an interest in us, would we have turned it down? Well, yes, possibly. We need to look at each case and ask if the sex was consentual or coerced. It really isn't that hard to define those terms and to discern in each case what was what. There is no one set of rules of thumb that will sort out all cases - we must bring intelligence to the table. In many cases, the student and the teacher formed powerful, loving, mutual relationships; why should we tear that apart just because the rough facts of the picture - age - are similar to other, abusive, relationships?
What of the cases of male teachers and female students? Hey, in my high school, it was well known which female students were fucking which male teachers; and not for money or grades, but just because they weren't the immature shitheads teenage boys are.
My point here is that we as a nation have to approach these questions of legislating sexuality in a much more intelligent, discerning fashion than we historically have. The problems and questions aren't going to get easier just because we keep passing laws. And now some of the new laws are creating problems of their own. Where a 13-year-old and 14-year-old can both go to jail for doing some heavy petting on a date! Where a 15-year-old can get arrested under child pornography laws because she took a cellphone picture of herself naked! This is retarded. And we, in the sexually active and sexually adventurous, have to stand up and say, "Hey, you! Yeah, you, the sexually repressed ones - why are YOU making the laws, when you have no real grasp of the subject matter you're attempting to pass laws regarding? WE should be making the laws, for we can discern what is criminal and what is not easier than you; we can act from a base of EXPERIENCE, whereas you act merely on the suggestions of expert witnesses, who, likely as not, are as repressed and inexperienced as you are."
Shit. I should probably not even publish this post. The very mentions of "child pornography" and "I got buttfucked when I was eight" will probably have me on the FBI's watch list. Or maybe they'll come arrest me for breaking a law passed in 2006 way back in 1979. They've been doing that, by the way; oh, yes, they have. Under this administration, our legal protections are being eroded, our privacies done away with, and even the simple freedom of expression is in danger of becoming a footnote in the history books (probably filed under "dangerous and criminal notions", since the history books will be written by the winners, remember). I wonder when, or if, this will all turn around. I wonder if, by allowing unwarranted wire-tapping, suspension of basic human rights and legal protections in "enemy combatant" cases, and the like - if we've just used the Constitution as toilet paper? And even though the Democrats pretty much have the next election in the bag, I have never trusted Democrats to be particularly effective at restoring freedoms, managing the country, or getting much done. They think and act independently and thus can't act as a concentrated unit like the Republicans. Catch-22.
Enough of this shit for now. More later, I'm sure.
Jun 2, 2007
Please welcome AbB
Folks, please welcome AbB as a guest author on this blog. I do not know when, or even if, she'll post, but it will help keep these interesting while I continue to be overwhelmed at work.
May 18, 2007
Coke
Got a little time last week to play around with one of those 8 oz Coke bottles. It felt VERY nice! Have to be careful with it, though; don't want to wind up in the ER with an embarassing story.
Pointy end first:
Fat end first, halfway there:
Fat end first, all the way up my ass. My rectum feels good wrapped around that solid chunk of glass:
Pointy end first:
Fat end first, halfway there:
Fat end first, all the way up my ass. My rectum feels good wrapped around that solid chunk of glass:
Mar 7, 2007
okay, so maybe I WON'T try going through airport screening with a buttplug up my ass
http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/0307PlaneDiverted07-ON.html
Feb 8, 2007
Planning a trip and a new plug
Okay, so I went searching for something that would really stretch my asshole to the limits. After spending a couple of days on a weekend wearing my large dilator and sitting on the Triple Ripple, I took some short naps with the 10oz bottle up my ass. That stretches me and is pretty close to my physical limits, but it doesn't go RIGHT TO the limit. (I hope to spend a whole night with the bottle up my ass pretty soon.) So I went shopping. I picked up a green plastic tumbler - the diameter at the bottom is equal to the 10oz bottle, and then the tumbler widens as you go up - or in this case as it goes up my ass. But I haven't tried it yet, I need to sand down the rather sharp bottom edge of the cup.
I also picked up a little dry snacks two-compartment container that is as wide as my 10oz bottle and then gets progressively wider in gradual ripples. It doesn't have any sharp edges (except at the rim, the part AWAY from my asshole) so...I gave it a shot. I managed to get it about 2/3 of the way up my ass. My butthole was stretched so wide, I could barely walk to get the camera setup.
Also, I am planning a hiking trip in a couple of months. I'm not going to say where, but other reports on the web say it's a great place to be able to get out and hike in the nude and not see another person all day, while still being able to get a cellphone signal in case of emergency. To that end, I have purchased a comfortable soft-frame pack and am getting used to wearing one of my oldest large butt-toys, the clear acrylic buttplug. At some point, I will be hiking the small mountains absolutely naked except for boots, buttplug, and backpack, and hope to get some self-pics at the time. In the meantime, here's a "dress rehearsal".
I also picked up a little dry snacks two-compartment container that is as wide as my 10oz bottle and then gets progressively wider in gradual ripples. It doesn't have any sharp edges (except at the rim, the part AWAY from my asshole) so...I gave it a shot. I managed to get it about 2/3 of the way up my ass. My butthole was stretched so wide, I could barely walk to get the camera setup.
Also, I am planning a hiking trip in a couple of months. I'm not going to say where, but other reports on the web say it's a great place to be able to get out and hike in the nude and not see another person all day, while still being able to get a cellphone signal in case of emergency. To that end, I have purchased a comfortable soft-frame pack and am getting used to wearing one of my oldest large butt-toys, the clear acrylic buttplug. At some point, I will be hiking the small mountains absolutely naked except for boots, buttplug, and backpack, and hope to get some self-pics at the time. In the meantime, here's a "dress rehearsal".
Dec 25, 2006
Dec 17, 2006
going for a record this week
So a few weeks ago, I spent three nights straight with my fattest anal dilator in my ass. That was a record and that totaled a dozen nights sleeping all night with the fat dilator. It tends to get uncomfortable after about six hours, so I've had a lot of partial nights, but if I have the discipline to just pull it and relube, I can go back to bed plugged.
Last night, I went to bed unplugged (which I do maybe once a week) and got up in the middle of the night just feeling like i HAD to have something up my butt, so I put the large dilator in. This is fast becoming a favorite toy, I tell you! Well, that proved not to be enough either early this morning, so I found a common household object that ...uh, upped the ante a little bit. i.e. I pulled out a 10oz soysauce bottle, pulled the label off, lubed, and slid it up my ass. I really felt nicely stretched with this up my ass and I carefully climbed back in bed for a few more hours of sleep. I had no worries about it slipping in all the way - I put it up my ass fat end first and after about five inches, that's all the further it would go. What I'd like to do is modify an empty one of these so I have a safety cord (just in case, you know) and is a bit shorter, so the top of the bottle isn't restricting my sleeping positions. (With four inches of bottle sticking out of my ass, I can't sleep on my back; only my sides or stomach.)
So anyway, beginning tonight, I'm going for a five-nights-in-a-row record with the large anal dilator. We'll see how that goes.
And I still am keeping en eye out for other objects I can modify into a SAFE assplug.
Oh, and I took some pictures. I'llupload them once I can get them off the camera and crop them. :)
Last night, I went to bed unplugged (which I do maybe once a week) and got up in the middle of the night just feeling like i HAD to have something up my butt, so I put the large dilator in. This is fast becoming a favorite toy, I tell you! Well, that proved not to be enough either early this morning, so I found a common household object that ...uh, upped the ante a little bit. i.e. I pulled out a 10oz soysauce bottle, pulled the label off, lubed, and slid it up my ass. I really felt nicely stretched with this up my ass and I carefully climbed back in bed for a few more hours of sleep. I had no worries about it slipping in all the way - I put it up my ass fat end first and after about five inches, that's all the further it would go. What I'd like to do is modify an empty one of these so I have a safety cord (just in case, you know) and is a bit shorter, so the top of the bottle isn't restricting my sleeping positions. (With four inches of bottle sticking out of my ass, I can't sleep on my back; only my sides or stomach.)
So anyway, beginning tonight, I'm going for a five-nights-in-a-row record with the large anal dilator. We'll see how that goes.
And I still am keeping en eye out for other objects I can modify into a SAFE assplug.
Oh, and I took some pictures. I'llupload them once I can get them off the camera and crop them. :)
Nov 28, 2006
bribing myself to be a good boy
I think I've mentioned in the past that I'm a jogger. Not much, just a few runs per week, only a few miles each. I'm certainly not good at it, nor am I in the kind of shape to do a marathon or anything. I've never seriously looked at doing road races, though I've done a couple of Turkey Trots with friends just for fun. But I have taken a huge step and for a variety of reasons, I've signed up to do a long race in a couple of months. No, I'm not going to tell you which one. Or the length, though I will reveal it's half-marathon length or longer.
The point is: now I'm beginning to add miles to my runs in ways I haven't done. It is a real struggle to run longer than I'm used to. Well, jog, at least. But I find that if I BRIBE myself, I can get it done.
"Come on, baby, just finish this last two miles and I'll let you get King Dong out tonight to fuck yourself silly in the shower."
"Finish up this eight-mile run without walking and I'll let you order that new buttplug you've had your eye on." This one, by the way.
So it's that. Bribing. Is the promise of butt-love the only thing that's going to get me to the starting line of The Big Race? *sigh* I'm such an addict. It's like crack. LIke goddamn crack.
The point is: now I'm beginning to add miles to my runs in ways I haven't done. It is a real struggle to run longer than I'm used to. Well, jog, at least. But I find that if I BRIBE myself, I can get it done.
"Come on, baby, just finish this last two miles and I'll let you get King Dong out tonight to fuck yourself silly in the shower."
"Finish up this eight-mile run without walking and I'll let you order that new buttplug you've had your eye on." This one, by the way.
So it's that. Bribing. Is the promise of butt-love the only thing that's going to get me to the starting line of The Big Race? *sigh* I'm such an addict. It's like crack. LIke goddamn crack.
Nov 25, 2006
aluminum buttplugs
Jeff, the only one I've been aware of is the Uranus, which is sold at the Mr S leather site. There may be others, but probably not many. The problem is that aluminum is a slightly porous metal, which means it can stain. Anodizing is a method of sealing and hardening the outer surface which would be great for a buttplug, but I don't know if anybody is doing it.
On another commenter's recommendation, I checked out ExtremeFineArt.com, which I remember having visited, but didn't realize it was so anally oriented. Good stuff.
And, for the first time ever, this post marks the first time I've had to go put a buttplug in before posting. Usually, I'm already plugged when the urge to post strikes; but not this time. And if I'm not holding a toy in my ass when I post, then what's the point, eh.
On another commenter's recommendation, I checked out ExtremeFineArt.com, which I remember having visited, but didn't realize it was so anally oriented. Good stuff.
And, for the first time ever, this post marks the first time I've had to go put a buttplug in before posting. Usually, I'm already plugged when the urge to post strikes; but not this time. And if I'm not holding a toy in my ass when I post, then what's the point, eh.
Nov 21, 2006
traveling again
Is there anything sadder than a grown man standing in his hotel room, clad only in his shorts, ironing the next day's shirt? No, unless it's a grown man standing in his hotel room wearing only a thick black buttplug, ironing the next day's shirt...
Nov 18, 2006
Responses to recent comments
Anonymous, I think the Colt 7" plug would be a good choice. I prefer simpler over complicated, though. You might like the bumps and ridges of the other choices. I have used Colt products in the past and find them of decent quality, though not quite up to Doc Johnson standards.
HappyTail, I'm glad you've found your keys to happiness. :) I don't know of any sites that exclusively show buttplugged women (or men for that matter), but persistent searching often turns up photo sets on the higher quality sites. I've found most of my own collection just randomly on the web. I don't use pay sites. As for trading, I'm sorry, but that involves a great deal more time than I've got. I do post one or two pics from my collection now and then, so keep an eye on the blog and take whichever ones float your boat.
Perry, all of us have different-length rectums. Some are shorter, some are longer before they reach the bend (and sphincter) that tranverses into the colon. I have a fairly short rectum myself - 6" is just about my max penetration without pain. I don't know that the rectum can be permanently stretch to be deeper or anything like that. But I do know that at certain times of the day and certain states of relaxation, it is possible for me to use much longer tools without pain. The tools reach the end of the rectum and then with gentle persuasion can sometimes slip past that bend and up into the colon a bit. For me, in general, being able to do this means two things: one, it's early in the morning and I haven't shit yet. Gross, I know, but I don't think that is true for everybody. And two, thinner, more flexible objects will go in and up easier. Your buttplug isn't going to do it. You should find yourself a longish, soft, flexible, THIN dildo, climb into a warm bath and begin to plumb the depths, slowly and gently. Lots of lube, of course. As for the buttplug itself, if wearing it causes pain in any position, I'd throw it out and search for a new one. Good luck and please let me know how things go for you.
HappyTail, I'm glad you've found your keys to happiness. :) I don't know of any sites that exclusively show buttplugged women (or men for that matter), but persistent searching often turns up photo sets on the higher quality sites. I've found most of my own collection just randomly on the web. I don't use pay sites. As for trading, I'm sorry, but that involves a great deal more time than I've got. I do post one or two pics from my collection now and then, so keep an eye on the blog and take whichever ones float your boat.
Perry, all of us have different-length rectums. Some are shorter, some are longer before they reach the bend (and sphincter) that tranverses into the colon. I have a fairly short rectum myself - 6" is just about my max penetration without pain. I don't know that the rectum can be permanently stretch to be deeper or anything like that. But I do know that at certain times of the day and certain states of relaxation, it is possible for me to use much longer tools without pain. The tools reach the end of the rectum and then with gentle persuasion can sometimes slip past that bend and up into the colon a bit. For me, in general, being able to do this means two things: one, it's early in the morning and I haven't shit yet. Gross, I know, but I don't think that is true for everybody. And two, thinner, more flexible objects will go in and up easier. Your buttplug isn't going to do it. You should find yourself a longish, soft, flexible, THIN dildo, climb into a warm bath and begin to plumb the depths, slowly and gently. Lots of lube, of course. As for the buttplug itself, if wearing it causes pain in any position, I'd throw it out and search for a new one. Good luck and please let me know how things go for you.
Need something more, bigger, stronger...
While lying in bed a couple nights ago, about to spend the second full night in a row with my biggest anal dilator up my ass, it occured to me that my butthole really likes thick, hard objects. Long term solution, of course, would be to find a nice guy hung like a horse for a bf and get fucked into submission every night.
In the meantime, short term, I'm amazed that my anus and rectum feel so good with the hard plastic dilators in place. I need bigger dilator, longer. So I got to thinking that perhaps I would invest in a well-varnished baseball bat, cut off the top 6" or so, string a cord through the sawed off end, and use that as my nighttime anal plug. Not hard to experiment with, I'm sure, and I think a visit to a sports shop is in my future.
I once had an aluminum baseball bat and that fit nicely, but of course I never thought of trimming it down for overnight use, not that my ass was ready for that back then.
In the meantime, short term, I'm amazed that my anus and rectum feel so good with the hard plastic dilators in place. I need bigger dilator, longer. So I got to thinking that perhaps I would invest in a well-varnished baseball bat, cut off the top 6" or so, string a cord through the sawed off end, and use that as my nighttime anal plug. Not hard to experiment with, I'm sure, and I think a visit to a sports shop is in my future.
I once had an aluminum baseball bat and that fit nicely, but of course I never thought of trimming it down for overnight use, not that my ass was ready for that back then.
Nov 13, 2006
going to the late shift
OK, it's been awhile since I've gone to work with one of my buttplugs in, but I'm going tonight!
And now some eyecandy, starring yours truly. Older photos, but I'm sure assplay is timeless.
And now some eyecandy, starring yours truly. Older photos, but I'm sure assplay is timeless.
Nov 12, 2006
The National Refer-end-um
When I went to the polls last Tuesday, the very thought that I was about to help shove the Republicans out of power and put Bush the Butthead at a disadvantage had me at half-mast already, but walking on over to the polling place with my anus stretched open by Buster, one of my fatter buttplugs, knowing how the conservatives would disapprove, practically had me cumming in my shorts. Suck it, Bush.
In the meantime, maybe I should get one of these.
In the meantime, maybe I should get one of these.
Nov 5, 2006
Updating, or not..
As an anonymous poster reminded me:
"i love your post but when are you going to update?????? its ben nearly a month since the last update...we want to know what you are up to and if you have had any recent plugging experiences!!!"
This is so true, and very true of sex blogs in general, that my updating comes in bits and spurts and then there are long fallow periods. I want you, my loyal readers, to know that when I'm not putting up new entries, by no means have I gone into hibernation or left the world of butt-plugs, but rather have simply gotten insanely busy at work. It happens. And it happens enough I'm able to pay my bills and rent and buy things I like to eat and even a new toy now and then. But it also means that I end up with so very very little time for myself that I can't even get the laundry done and the dishes washed, much less put in blog entries.
But, I don't want to leave you disappointed, so I will chronicle a milestone. Last week, for the first time ever, I slept through the entire night with the largest of the hard plastic anal dilators in my ass. As a matter of fact, by 10 a.m. the next morning, I had spent 24 hours with that plug up my butt. At 1 3/4" diameter, it always feels just a little on the largish size; the next size down, 1 1/2", always feels just right. So it was quite a triumph to spend that long constantly feeling the stretch in my anus and the penetration into my rectum (the toy is 5" long - not the longest toy I have, but hefty enough).
So I've been spending a lot more time wearing the dilators than my plugs. This may be because I really like a good anal stretch, or it may be because my standard "Purple Pucker" buttplug is just too comfortable - almost too comfortable to feel.
I'll also pose these questions to my readers: when does it all cross a legal line? When does buttplugging move from being a private venture into a matter of public concern? When do things cross into outright against-the-law? If I rent a motel room and use the handle of the hairdryer as an anal dildo (cleaning it very carefully afterwards, of course), have I broken the law? Certainly I think I've crossed a public trust line, but which one? Where is the line drawn? If I go out in public in a buttplug, I'm bothering nobody else, but if they KNEW I were plugged, would it be any of their business? Would it be a sex crime? How about if I suddenly got in a car crash and ended up in the hospital and they found out my dirty little secret?
Eye candy:
"i love your post but when are you going to update?????? its ben nearly a month since the last update...we want to know what you are up to and if you have had any recent plugging experiences!!!"
This is so true, and very true of sex blogs in general, that my updating comes in bits and spurts and then there are long fallow periods. I want you, my loyal readers, to know that when I'm not putting up new entries, by no means have I gone into hibernation or left the world of butt-plugs, but rather have simply gotten insanely busy at work. It happens. And it happens enough I'm able to pay my bills and rent and buy things I like to eat and even a new toy now and then. But it also means that I end up with so very very little time for myself that I can't even get the laundry done and the dishes washed, much less put in blog entries.
But, I don't want to leave you disappointed, so I will chronicle a milestone. Last week, for the first time ever, I slept through the entire night with the largest of the hard plastic anal dilators in my ass. As a matter of fact, by 10 a.m. the next morning, I had spent 24 hours with that plug up my butt. At 1 3/4" diameter, it always feels just a little on the largish size; the next size down, 1 1/2", always feels just right. So it was quite a triumph to spend that long constantly feeling the stretch in my anus and the penetration into my rectum (the toy is 5" long - not the longest toy I have, but hefty enough).
So I've been spending a lot more time wearing the dilators than my plugs. This may be because I really like a good anal stretch, or it may be because my standard "Purple Pucker" buttplug is just too comfortable - almost too comfortable to feel.
I'll also pose these questions to my readers: when does it all cross a legal line? When does buttplugging move from being a private venture into a matter of public concern? When do things cross into outright against-the-law? If I rent a motel room and use the handle of the hairdryer as an anal dildo (cleaning it very carefully afterwards, of course), have I broken the law? Certainly I think I've crossed a public trust line, but which one? Where is the line drawn? If I go out in public in a buttplug, I'm bothering nobody else, but if they KNEW I were plugged, would it be any of their business? Would it be a sex crime? How about if I suddenly got in a car crash and ended up in the hospital and they found out my dirty little secret?
Eye candy:
Sep 27, 2006
new buttplug
Oh, god, it's been so long since I've posted; so sorry. i've been hella busy at work and it leaves me very little time for anything but checking email and sleeping.
I did take a couple weeks off from buttplugs in early September, but I'm back at it. Regular routine, mostly, using either my purple buttplug or one of my anal dilators to have in my ass as I sleep. seems to be that if I'm wearing slippers, I'm most likely wearing a buttplug, too. :)
I am right now away on a business trip and I didn't take any of my buttplugs, so I ran out two nights ago and purchased a clear semi-rigid penis-shaped buttplug about 1 1/4 inches wide and six inches long. It has taken some getting used to, but is really delightful. I especially like to put it in before my morning shower and take it out just before I have to go off to the seminars. It does not, however, have a narrow neck part, so it's almost a dildo, but it does have a flange, which while in the shower, I can use the flange to help hold the buttplug in by squeezing the flange part with my thighs. It did, however, stain right off the bat, probably from the residual grease from the previous night's mexican food. Gross, I know, but that's the risk a butt plug fanatic takes.
I'll try to get a picture of the plug sometime soon. In the meantime, here's the purple plug in action:
I did take a couple weeks off from buttplugs in early September, but I'm back at it. Regular routine, mostly, using either my purple buttplug or one of my anal dilators to have in my ass as I sleep. seems to be that if I'm wearing slippers, I'm most likely wearing a buttplug, too. :)
I am right now away on a business trip and I didn't take any of my buttplugs, so I ran out two nights ago and purchased a clear semi-rigid penis-shaped buttplug about 1 1/4 inches wide and six inches long. It has taken some getting used to, but is really delightful. I especially like to put it in before my morning shower and take it out just before I have to go off to the seminars. It does not, however, have a narrow neck part, so it's almost a dildo, but it does have a flange, which while in the shower, I can use the flange to help hold the buttplug in by squeezing the flange part with my thighs. It did, however, stain right off the bat, probably from the residual grease from the previous night's mexican food. Gross, I know, but that's the risk a butt plug fanatic takes.
I'll try to get a picture of the plug sometime soon. In the meantime, here's the purple plug in action:
new buttplug
Oh, god, it's been so long since I've posted; so sorry. i've been hella busy at work and it leaves me very little time for anything but checking email and sleeping.
I did take a couple weeks off from buttplugs in early September, but I'm back at it. Regular routine, mostly, using either my purple buttplug or one of my anal dilators to have in my ass as I sleep. seems to be that if I'm wearing slippers, I'm most likely wearing a buttplug, too. :)
I am right now away on a business trip and I didn't take any of my buttplugs, so I ran out two nights ago and purchased a clear semi-rigid penis-shaped buttplug about 1 1/4 inches wide and six inches long. It has taken some getting used to, but is really delightful. I especially like to put it in before my morning shower and take it out just before I have to go off to the seminars. It does not, however, have a narrow neck part, so it's almost a dildo, but it does have a flange, which while in the shower, I can use the flange to help hold the buttplug in by squeezing the flange part with my thighs. It did, however, stain right off the bat, probably from the residual grease from the previous night's mexican food. Gross, I know, but that's the risk a butt plug fanatic takes.
I'll try to get a picture of the plug sometime soon. In the meantime, here's the purple plug in action:
I did take a couple weeks off from buttplugs in early September, but I'm back at it. Regular routine, mostly, using either my purple buttplug or one of my anal dilators to have in my ass as I sleep. seems to be that if I'm wearing slippers, I'm most likely wearing a buttplug, too. :)
I am right now away on a business trip and I didn't take any of my buttplugs, so I ran out two nights ago and purchased a clear semi-rigid penis-shaped buttplug about 1 1/4 inches wide and six inches long. It has taken some getting used to, but is really delightful. I especially like to put it in before my morning shower and take it out just before I have to go off to the seminars. It does not, however, have a narrow neck part, so it's almost a dildo, but it does have a flange, which while in the shower, I can use the flange to help hold the buttplug in by squeezing the flange part with my thighs. It did, however, stain right off the bat, probably from the residual grease from the previous night's mexican food. Gross, I know, but that's the risk a butt plug fanatic takes.
I'll try to get a picture of the plug sometime soon. In the meantime, here's the purple plug in action:
Aug 20, 2006
a week away; things on the web
I've been away from home for a week on business. Didn't have much chance for buttplugging; too bad. Due to the increased security restrictions at the airport, I didn't want to chance smuggling any KY with my carryon, so I didn't go through the airports buttplugged. Maybe next time I'll try a very small tube. And while I was in business meetings, it was just all so much work and I was so tired, I didn't do much buttplugging at all except for a couple hours a night in the hotel room.
But I'm back and very happily sitting on my biggest anal dilator. I've learned how to keep the dilator in my ass without it slipping out for longer and longer periods of time. If I'm sleeping, I can keep a dilator in indefiniately without having to hold it in place. I LOVE being able to insert my fingers up inside my ass in the hollow of the dilators; it's freaky.
Since I'm taking the day off from ALL my responsibilities, I've madeit my goal to cum four or five times today. Surf for buttplug porn, cum, start all over again, who knows what. I think if I'm going to be dedicated to the buttplug lifestyle, I'm going to have to really get serious this week about sleeping plugged full-time once again.
Some nice things on the web today, though not all related to buttplugs.
Lesbian comics
an interesting foreign comic panel
German how-to for anal sex. Gotta love the germans.
first time I've ever seen a pictorial of someone taking a buttplug and then getting dressed
But I'm back and very happily sitting on my biggest anal dilator. I've learned how to keep the dilator in my ass without it slipping out for longer and longer periods of time. If I'm sleeping, I can keep a dilator in indefiniately without having to hold it in place. I LOVE being able to insert my fingers up inside my ass in the hollow of the dilators; it's freaky.
Since I'm taking the day off from ALL my responsibilities, I've madeit my goal to cum four or five times today. Surf for buttplug porn, cum, start all over again, who knows what. I think if I'm going to be dedicated to the buttplug lifestyle, I'm going to have to really get serious this week about sleeping plugged full-time once again.
Some nice things on the web today, though not all related to buttplugs.
Lesbian comics
an interesting foreign comic panel
German how-to for anal sex. Gotta love the germans.
first time I've ever seen a pictorial of someone taking a buttplug and then getting dressed
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