God, it's been such a long time since I've posted! And such milestones in the meantime: 72 hour plug... going to work all day with the Purple Pucker in my ass... passing through airport security with my buttplug in my carry-on (and yes it got noticed!)... my first all-nighter with my largest anal dilator... etc.
But, I've been incredibly busy lately, too; I'm in the middle of moving; fortunately, I'm doing most of the moving by myself, so I can stay plugged while doing it. :)
Airport security: you should have seen the raised eyebrows and surreptisious glances my way. The monitor guard even called another guard over. I just acted like I had no idea what they were looking at and went on my way. Then I used the first public restroom to slide that puppy up my butt for the two flights home. :) I am trying to work up the nerve to actually leave the hotel plugged and go through the metal detector plugged. The silicon plug shouldn't set it off... but still. Nervous is nervous.
Aug 9, 2006
Jul 12, 2006
Buttplugged in Boulder
So I've just traveled halfway across the country and am staying in a hotel in Boulder City. I just got back from dinner with a whole group of people - we had a great time - and I went out buttplugged! I have a room by myself and before dinner, stuck my purple buttplug up my ass, took a shower, and got dressed. It was an interesting evening, making conversation and having absolutely no ability to adjust the buttplug filling my rectum if I needed to. I love that the purple plug is absolutely undetectable with my clothes on - and would be nearly so even with my clothes off. I've also realized I really like the curve of my own ass, as skinny as it is.
Anyway, I'll sleep tonight buttplugged in Boulder!
Anyway, I'll sleep tonight buttplugged in Boulder!
Jun 28, 2006
Real moments in buttplugging 1
This is the first post in a series entitled "Real Moments In Buttplugging", in which I'll describe past adventures.
This one happened a couple of years ago, before I went to being buttplugged 14 hours a day - before I played much at all, as a matter of fact. I had been taking a day off and really working myself up, really warming up. I had just gotten Buster - my fattest buttplug - situated in my ass when the doorbell rang. With my asshole sending urgent messages about how wide it was being stretched, I threw on a robe and let the ConEd guy in. I made like I'd just come out of the shower. I led him to the meteres, waited there, showed him out - all the while clad only in a bathrobe and my fat buttplug, my asshole pulsing, alternately relaxing and then clamping down on this giant chunk of rubber. I was hard as a rock and had managed to control my hardon with the belt of the robe, so I don't think anything was too obvious.
This one happened a couple of years ago, before I went to being buttplugged 14 hours a day - before I played much at all, as a matter of fact. I had been taking a day off and really working myself up, really warming up. I had just gotten Buster - my fattest buttplug - situated in my ass when the doorbell rang. With my asshole sending urgent messages about how wide it was being stretched, I threw on a robe and let the ConEd guy in. I made like I'd just come out of the shower. I led him to the meteres, waited there, showed him out - all the while clad only in a bathrobe and my fat buttplug, my asshole pulsing, alternately relaxing and then clamping down on this giant chunk of rubber. I was hard as a rock and had managed to control my hardon with the belt of the robe, so I don't think anything was too obvious.
I need a hidey-hole
Hiney-hole? Check. Hidey-hole? Uh....
My landlord will be showing my apartment to potential new renters in the next couple of months. All my toys are currently stashed beneath my bathroom sink. This means they're not particularly hidden. I am thinking of getting a nice little wooden box or something; something with a lock. Don't want prying eyes discovering my small mushroom forrest of dildos, buttplugs, and vibrators - "Excuse me, but does the apartment come with the buttplugs?"
More to the point, what happens when I bring a new girlfriend or boyfriend home for the first time? "Hey, you have a really nice place here; and the bathroom is so clea---AAAAHHHHH! What the fuck?? You're some kinda freak!"
yeah, I need a lock box.
My landlord will be showing my apartment to potential new renters in the next couple of months. All my toys are currently stashed beneath my bathroom sink. This means they're not particularly hidden. I am thinking of getting a nice little wooden box or something; something with a lock. Don't want prying eyes discovering my small mushroom forrest of dildos, buttplugs, and vibrators - "Excuse me, but does the apartment come with the buttplugs?"
More to the point, what happens when I bring a new girlfriend or boyfriend home for the first time? "Hey, you have a really nice place here; and the bathroom is so clea---AAAAHHHHH! What the fuck?? You're some kinda freak!"
yeah, I need a lock box.
Jun 22, 2006
a little hole stretch
Well, I seem to have worn my standard buttplug out. Yes, the mighty compressive forces of my awesome anus and rectum have compressed the inner material of the buttplug to where it has separated from the outer material and is about half the diameter of the outer material - the core just rattles around inside. So much for that - apparently it takes about 10 years to wear out a Doc Johnson buttplug.
So for the last couple of weeks, I've been wearing either my newest plug - the Purple Pucker - or one of my anal dilators. Last night it was a dilator. Not the biggest one, but two sizes down from that. If I wear the biggest one all night, my asshole gets really bruised, but the medium size is nice and comfortable. Last night I didn't use a harness to hold it in (keep in mind the anal dilators have a flange, but no neck - they're more like dildos); I just slid it in and went to bed. It stayed in my ass by itself most of the night, though about four in the morning, I discovered I'd lost it. I retrieved it in the morning (clean, by the way).
A little eyecandy; is this not the most perfect ass & pussy you've ever seen?
So for the last couple of weeks, I've been wearing either my newest plug - the Purple Pucker - or one of my anal dilators. Last night it was a dilator. Not the biggest one, but two sizes down from that. If I wear the biggest one all night, my asshole gets really bruised, but the medium size is nice and comfortable. Last night I didn't use a harness to hold it in (keep in mind the anal dilators have a flange, but no neck - they're more like dildos); I just slid it in and went to bed. It stayed in my ass by itself most of the night, though about four in the morning, I discovered I'd lost it. I retrieved it in the morning (clean, by the way).
A little eyecandy; is this not the most perfect ass & pussy you've ever seen?
Jun 18, 2006
Lazy Sunday morning
I love waking up with a buttplug in my ass. It feels more a part of me than ever. I also love the first insertion after my morning B.M. It's all just fantastic.
Searching around on Technorati this morning, I found this post. We're all familiar with spam blogs and such, but this is the first time that one of my own posts has been hijacked for search material. How disappointing.
Searching around on Technorati this morning, I found this post. We're all familiar with spam blogs and such, but this is the first time that one of my own posts has been hijacked for search material. How disappointing.
Jun 10, 2006
Buster in my butt
It's been a long time since I posted and I'm sorry about that; work is getting the best of me.
I've spent the last twenty nights or so sleeping with my standard plug in. It is very rote now and I only need nights off every now and then.
Today, finally having a Saturday off for the first time in a long while, I went for a brisk run this morning, then spent the afternoon sort of "touring" my butt toys. I used everything for periods of time ranging from 30 minutes to two hours. Hell, for a while I even shoved my doubledong up my ass as far as it would go (about eight inches today), then tied the rest to my leg and walked around the house doing my chores. Once dishes and laundry were done, I switched for King Dong; tied him in place up my ass (much thicker than the double dong) and proceeded to vacuum and mop floors. There's nothing like using vigorous activity to fuck oneself in the ass without having to touch anything.
Right now, I've got Buster in my ass. This is the first time he's seen the darkness, so to speak, in a couple of months. He really stretches my bunghole wide open and I can definitely feel the difference between him and my standard plug. I like being able to reach between my legs and feel a round plug of firm rubber two and a half inches across where my anus should be.
There are a couple of toys I think I'm going to get rid of. They're uncomfortable and I don't use them much anymore.
Anyway, I'm going to go to bed with Buster in my ass tonight, or maybe King Dong. We'll see how long I can stand it beforre I need to change out for my standard plug or one of my anal dilators.
I've spent the last twenty nights or so sleeping with my standard plug in. It is very rote now and I only need nights off every now and then.
Today, finally having a Saturday off for the first time in a long while, I went for a brisk run this morning, then spent the afternoon sort of "touring" my butt toys. I used everything for periods of time ranging from 30 minutes to two hours. Hell, for a while I even shoved my doubledong up my ass as far as it would go (about eight inches today), then tied the rest to my leg and walked around the house doing my chores. Once dishes and laundry were done, I switched for King Dong; tied him in place up my ass (much thicker than the double dong) and proceeded to vacuum and mop floors. There's nothing like using vigorous activity to fuck oneself in the ass without having to touch anything.
Right now, I've got Buster in my ass. This is the first time he's seen the darkness, so to speak, in a couple of months. He really stretches my bunghole wide open and I can definitely feel the difference between him and my standard plug. I like being able to reach between my legs and feel a round plug of firm rubber two and a half inches across where my anus should be.
There are a couple of toys I think I'm going to get rid of. They're uncomfortable and I don't use them much anymore.
Anyway, I'm going to go to bed with Buster in my ass tonight, or maybe King Dong. We'll see how long I can stand it beforre I need to change out for my standard plug or one of my anal dilators.
May 14, 2006
Around the Web...
There are just some things one shouldn't do to one's asshole.
And there are some things that one SHOULD do.
Great bondage photography from a rope-maker. (you will have to attest to your age to enter the site). I think it's by the same people as this blog.
And there are some things that one SHOULD do.
Great bondage photography from a rope-maker. (you will have to attest to your age to enter the site). I think it's by the same people as this blog.
Medical buttplugs for incontinence
Icky subject, I know: incontinence. It can happen to anyone for a variety of reasons, most of them medical. Infections or botched surgeries can disabled smooth muscle control or damage the nerves needed to "hold it in." Age, of course, takes its toll.
Medicine to the rescue. In this incredibly advanced 21st century, we have come up with.... the BUTT TAMPON! You can read about it at this page. (scroll down a bit). The thing I wonder about is the various shapes and sizes of the butt tampons... how do you get them in? Do they expand like a women's tampon? And what the hell do you do with the sizable string/handle, esp. when swimming (as the site suggests)?
Medicine to the rescue. In this incredibly advanced 21st century, we have come up with.... the BUTT TAMPON! You can read about it at this page. (scroll down a bit). The thing I wonder about is the various shapes and sizes of the butt tampons... how do you get them in? Do they expand like a women's tampon? And what the hell do you do with the sizable string/handle, esp. when swimming (as the site suggests)?
May 12, 2006
new Doc Johnson buttplug
Yesterday, I picked up the Purple Passion buttplug by Doc Johnson. I hadn't seen this before and for some reason was really in the mood for a new buttplug. I was actually looking for a replacement for my standard plug.
I immediately put the plug in once I got home. This is an extremely comfortable item! The plug is not quite as long as my standard, but is much thicker at the bulb, a little thinner at the next. The combined effect is of great comfort; you hardly know it's there. It's made of silicone, too, so easy clean-up. (However, for an "impervious" material, the silicone DOES stain and in fact I now have a small permanent stain on it from only about 90 minutes of wearing!)
The Purple Passion felt so good in my butt that I decided to try a little jogging with it in. It was dark out and that was good. The run was made very interesting because of the sensations coming from my plugged asshole. In the second half of the run, I got a little gassy and had to keep pushing the plug back in by hand a little, because my body wanted to expel it (or the gas behind it I assume). Still, a good plug to run with it in one's ass.
I immediately put the plug in once I got home. This is an extremely comfortable item! The plug is not quite as long as my standard, but is much thicker at the bulb, a little thinner at the next. The combined effect is of great comfort; you hardly know it's there. It's made of silicone, too, so easy clean-up. (However, for an "impervious" material, the silicone DOES stain and in fact I now have a small permanent stain on it from only about 90 minutes of wearing!)
The Purple Passion felt so good in my butt that I decided to try a little jogging with it in. It was dark out and that was good. The run was made very interesting because of the sensations coming from my plugged asshole. In the second half of the run, I got a little gassy and had to keep pushing the plug back in by hand a little, because my body wanted to expel it (or the gas behind it I assume). Still, a good plug to run with it in one's ass.
May 9, 2006
May 6, 2006
after cumming
One reader wrote to ask:
whenever I'm wearing a plug and I cum, for some reason, I just have to take the plug out afterwards. It sometimes takes me a while to want to be plugged again or sometimes it is as quickly as 30 minutes to an hour. What is your experience? Do you typically take your plug out after you cum?
Well, things certainly began where you are, Reader. It used to be that after I came, the plug was intolerable and it would be several hours before I could (or wanted to) plug up again.
I made a conscious decision to try to overcome this. After all, subs in BDSM scenes are often forced to wear a plug long after cumming and if they can do it... I first started with waiting one minute before heading to the bathroom to take the plug out. Then two minutes, then three, then five. Once I'd worked up to forcing myself to wait for about ten minutes, I found that the urge to take the plug out passed more and more quickly, unless I really did have to use that toilet.
I also started to give myself a time limit AFTER taking the plug out, shortening it by a few minutes each time. The first few times of taking the plug out, washing, and immediately stuffing it back up my bunghole were difficult, but that passed, too. It's now easy to re-plug shortly after cumming. It is still sometimes a bit sensitive for several minutes after cumming, but sitting or lying quietly helps and the pleasure of having a plug in my asshole soon returns.
Thanks, Reader, for submitting the topic. I hopy you soon have a healthy, happy, hungry, compliant little hole.
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On other topics, I've decided I'm tired of always carrying a cell phone and an iPod. Wouldn't it be great to have buttplug versions of these electronics? After all, with bluetooth headsets, nobody need ever know that the call you're on is being routed through your anus....
Have got a new picture in the works for Half-naked Tuesday; stay tuned.
whenever I'm wearing a plug and I cum, for some reason, I just have to take the plug out afterwards. It sometimes takes me a while to want to be plugged again or sometimes it is as quickly as 30 minutes to an hour. What is your experience? Do you typically take your plug out after you cum?
Well, things certainly began where you are, Reader. It used to be that after I came, the plug was intolerable and it would be several hours before I could (or wanted to) plug up again.
I made a conscious decision to try to overcome this. After all, subs in BDSM scenes are often forced to wear a plug long after cumming and if they can do it... I first started with waiting one minute before heading to the bathroom to take the plug out. Then two minutes, then three, then five. Once I'd worked up to forcing myself to wait for about ten minutes, I found that the urge to take the plug out passed more and more quickly, unless I really did have to use that toilet.
I also started to give myself a time limit AFTER taking the plug out, shortening it by a few minutes each time. The first few times of taking the plug out, washing, and immediately stuffing it back up my bunghole were difficult, but that passed, too. It's now easy to re-plug shortly after cumming. It is still sometimes a bit sensitive for several minutes after cumming, but sitting or lying quietly helps and the pleasure of having a plug in my asshole soon returns.
Thanks, Reader, for submitting the topic. I hopy you soon have a healthy, happy, hungry, compliant little hole.
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On other topics, I've decided I'm tired of always carrying a cell phone and an iPod. Wouldn't it be great to have buttplug versions of these electronics? After all, with bluetooth headsets, nobody need ever know that the call you're on is being routed through your anus....
Have got a new picture in the works for Half-naked Tuesday; stay tuned.
May 2, 2006
Apr 30, 2006
long weekend
I had a very interesting weekend which included my first 36-hour plug in quite a while. It was really something to spend two nights and a whole day straight with the plug in my asshole. I would have gone longer, but it was time to meet up with the family.
I also spent 1800 miles on the road. Again, quite an enervating experience spending about 30 driving hours with one's pants around one's knees, twig & berries out in the breeze & sunshine, and buttplug stuck in one's rectum. Mile after mile of pure enjoyment, though now and then I would cover up when I'd be driving alongside a truck, as I figure the truckers had the right angle to see my lap and thus (potentially) call the highway patrol on the perve. Most of the time, though, I was passing them quickly and all the other vehicles are too low to have had the right angle.
I'll get a pic posted in a couple of days - for HNT.
I also spent 1800 miles on the road. Again, quite an enervating experience spending about 30 driving hours with one's pants around one's knees, twig & berries out in the breeze & sunshine, and buttplug stuck in one's rectum. Mile after mile of pure enjoyment, though now and then I would cover up when I'd be driving alongside a truck, as I figure the truckers had the right angle to see my lap and thus (potentially) call the highway patrol on the perve. Most of the time, though, I was passing them quickly and all the other vehicles are too low to have had the right angle.
I'll get a pic posted in a couple of days - for HNT.
Apr 22, 2006
anticipation
I love the anticipation before I can get a buttplug in my ass. The couple of hours of waiting beforehand is fraught with tension and eagerness. My mind strays to the silky smooth gliding that my little hole so looks forward to.
It was worse tonight, as I watched a man dance who was absolutely gorgeous. He was that shade of black that reminds me of stained mahogany and he was a dancer with beautifully toned legs and arms. I'm rarely sexually attracted to particular men, but this one turned me on. I sat there getting an erection and thinking how much I'd like to try sucking his cock. From the size of his package in his dance costume, I imagined there must be some serious meat being toted and I wouldn't mind trying to fit it up my ass, either.
Anyway, it only heightened the anticipation of getting home, warming up my buttplug, and sliding it where the sun don't shine.
When I finally did, I realize that I really love the first moments of inserting the butt plug, when the tip first breaches my anal barrier and begins to spread my sphincter open. I crave that initial feeling of violation and increasing stretch and, once the plug is firmly clamped within the constriction of my anus, the firm solidity of the intruder insistently reminding me that I have shoved some artificial thing into my asshole and am now walking around with this thing clamped in my butthole. I love those first few minutes, when the buttplug feels alien and new.
I also love the feeling after several hours of wearing, when it seems like the buttplug is a natural part of me and that taking it out is unnatural.
It was worse tonight, as I watched a man dance who was absolutely gorgeous. He was that shade of black that reminds me of stained mahogany and he was a dancer with beautifully toned legs and arms. I'm rarely sexually attracted to particular men, but this one turned me on. I sat there getting an erection and thinking how much I'd like to try sucking his cock. From the size of his package in his dance costume, I imagined there must be some serious meat being toted and I wouldn't mind trying to fit it up my ass, either.
Anyway, it only heightened the anticipation of getting home, warming up my buttplug, and sliding it where the sun don't shine.
When I finally did, I realize that I really love the first moments of inserting the butt plug, when the tip first breaches my anal barrier and begins to spread my sphincter open. I crave that initial feeling of violation and increasing stretch and, once the plug is firmly clamped within the constriction of my anus, the firm solidity of the intruder insistently reminding me that I have shoved some artificial thing into my asshole and am now walking around with this thing clamped in my butthole. I love those first few minutes, when the buttplug feels alien and new.
I also love the feeling after several hours of wearing, when it seems like the buttplug is a natural part of me and that taking it out is unnatural.
Apr 20, 2006
milestone
I know that I usually say that I sleep every night with a buttplug in my hole, but the truth is, I tend to take one or two nights per week off. If my body is not wanting it, I let it be. And if I have a long run scheduled for the next day, I'll usually give my asshole a break the night before.
However, tonight marks the 21st night in a row that I'll sleep plugged and things are very comfy this way. I am going out of town at the end of the month and sharing a hotel room, so I will have to cut my streak short at 30 days, but that's life. In the meantime, my exercise has seen no adverse effects from being plugged the night before, so maybe I'm over that now.
Caught Tristan Taormino's column in the Voice today. It wasn't bad, but not her best work.
However, tonight marks the 21st night in a row that I'll sleep plugged and things are very comfy this way. I am going out of town at the end of the month and sharing a hotel room, so I will have to cut my streak short at 30 days, but that's life. In the meantime, my exercise has seen no adverse effects from being plugged the night before, so maybe I'm over that now.
Caught Tristan Taormino's column in the Voice today. It wasn't bad, but not her best work.
Apr 13, 2006
Apr 12, 2006
Pics of my favorite toys
I had a thought today, that EVERYONE should be wearing buttplugs. I mean it, everyone. Even if only for a few hours per week, though ideally for many, many hours a week. Guys, it's really simple - buttplugs make your asshole happy and when your asshole is happy, YOU'RE happy. Using a buttplug to loosen yourself up, literally, can make you less tense, less angry, all around more relaxed. And ladies, same goes for you. Guys, a buttplug is intrinsically a feel-good toy for you, if you have a working prostate, so even you straight guys who've never had anything up the butt before should really consider getting yourself a small plug and see how it can elevate your mood. As for the women... hey, ladies, all of you should be wearing a buttplug as often as possible because I guarantee some guy wants to put his thing in your pooper, and it helps for you to have practice with anal entry and a little anal stretching. Oh, sure, i can here you now, "my man doesn't want to do that to me; he says he thinks it's dirty." Uh-huh. Bullshit. A survey was taken of every living male on the earth and it turns out that 1/2 the men - those not repressed by social or moral constraints - eagerly expressed wanting to slide their cock into your backdoor. The other half were just lying.
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Now on to today's topic: pics of my toys!
WARNING!!! This is the real deal, no joke, no shit. ('cuz I washed 'em, heehee)
Seriously, while toys tend to retain their "like new" appearance with light use, one's favorite toys tend to show signs of aging. I'm posting these pictures because several commenters asked me to. Note that "signs of aging" means discoloration, OK?
That said...
This is my triple-ripple buttplug. remember I've posted pics of all these toys up my ass in previoius entries; just look through the archives.
This is my 18" double-dildo, which addmitedly, I don't play with that often.
These are King Dong and Buster. I play with King Dong in the shower a lot and often use him to stretch my asshole open to prepare for the Triple Ripple, which is preparation for Buster. King Dong is quite long, about 8".
And here is my favorite, the standard plug, the one that's in my butthole right now. I've had this toy for at least 13 years. Over the years, it has picked up some staining, though I don't remember it doing so during use - it seems to be affected by one of the lubes I've used and then exposure to air oxidized it maybe. I don't know. The discoloration is common to toys and doesn't affect how good it feels. Someday I'll buy a replacement, but haven't found the exact model in quite some time.
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Now on to today's topic: pics of my toys!
WARNING!!! This is the real deal, no joke, no shit. ('cuz I washed 'em, heehee)
Seriously, while toys tend to retain their "like new" appearance with light use, one's favorite toys tend to show signs of aging. I'm posting these pictures because several commenters asked me to. Note that "signs of aging" means discoloration, OK?
That said...
This is my triple-ripple buttplug. remember I've posted pics of all these toys up my ass in previoius entries; just look through the archives.
This is my 18" double-dildo, which addmitedly, I don't play with that often.
These are King Dong and Buster. I play with King Dong in the shower a lot and often use him to stretch my asshole open to prepare for the Triple Ripple, which is preparation for Buster. King Dong is quite long, about 8".
And here is my favorite, the standard plug, the one that's in my butthole right now. I've had this toy for at least 13 years. Over the years, it has picked up some staining, though I don't remember it doing so during use - it seems to be affected by one of the lubes I've used and then exposure to air oxidized it maybe. I don't know. The discoloration is common to toys and doesn't affect how good it feels. Someday I'll buy a replacement, but haven't found the exact model in quite some time.
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