Mar 7, 2007
okay, so maybe I WON'T try going through airport screening with a buttplug up my ass
http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/0307PlaneDiverted07-ON.html
Feb 8, 2007
Planning a trip and a new plug
Okay, so I went searching for something that would really stretch my asshole to the limits. After spending a couple of days on a weekend wearing my large dilator and sitting on the Triple Ripple, I took some short naps with the 10oz bottle up my ass. That stretches me and is pretty close to my physical limits, but it doesn't go RIGHT TO the limit. (I hope to spend a whole night with the bottle up my ass pretty soon.) So I went shopping. I picked up a green plastic tumbler - the diameter at the bottom is equal to the 10oz bottle, and then the tumbler widens as you go up - or in this case as it goes up my ass. But I haven't tried it yet, I need to sand down the rather sharp bottom edge of the cup.
I also picked up a little dry snacks two-compartment container that is as wide as my 10oz bottle and then gets progressively wider in gradual ripples. It doesn't have any sharp edges (except at the rim, the part AWAY from my asshole) so...I gave it a shot. I managed to get it about 2/3 of the way up my ass. My butthole was stretched so wide, I could barely walk to get the camera setup.
Also, I am planning a hiking trip in a couple of months. I'm not going to say where, but other reports on the web say it's a great place to be able to get out and hike in the nude and not see another person all day, while still being able to get a cellphone signal in case of emergency. To that end, I have purchased a comfortable soft-frame pack and am getting used to wearing one of my oldest large butt-toys, the clear acrylic buttplug. At some point, I will be hiking the small mountains absolutely naked except for boots, buttplug, and backpack, and hope to get some self-pics at the time. In the meantime, here's a "dress rehearsal".
I also picked up a little dry snacks two-compartment container that is as wide as my 10oz bottle and then gets progressively wider in gradual ripples. It doesn't have any sharp edges (except at the rim, the part AWAY from my asshole) so...I gave it a shot. I managed to get it about 2/3 of the way up my ass. My butthole was stretched so wide, I could barely walk to get the camera setup.
Also, I am planning a hiking trip in a couple of months. I'm not going to say where, but other reports on the web say it's a great place to be able to get out and hike in the nude and not see another person all day, while still being able to get a cellphone signal in case of emergency. To that end, I have purchased a comfortable soft-frame pack and am getting used to wearing one of my oldest large butt-toys, the clear acrylic buttplug. At some point, I will be hiking the small mountains absolutely naked except for boots, buttplug, and backpack, and hope to get some self-pics at the time. In the meantime, here's a "dress rehearsal".
Dec 25, 2006
Dec 17, 2006
going for a record this week
So a few weeks ago, I spent three nights straight with my fattest anal dilator in my ass. That was a record and that totaled a dozen nights sleeping all night with the fat dilator. It tends to get uncomfortable after about six hours, so I've had a lot of partial nights, but if I have the discipline to just pull it and relube, I can go back to bed plugged.
Last night, I went to bed unplugged (which I do maybe once a week) and got up in the middle of the night just feeling like i HAD to have something up my butt, so I put the large dilator in. This is fast becoming a favorite toy, I tell you! Well, that proved not to be enough either early this morning, so I found a common household object that ...uh, upped the ante a little bit. i.e. I pulled out a 10oz soysauce bottle, pulled the label off, lubed, and slid it up my ass. I really felt nicely stretched with this up my ass and I carefully climbed back in bed for a few more hours of sleep. I had no worries about it slipping in all the way - I put it up my ass fat end first and after about five inches, that's all the further it would go. What I'd like to do is modify an empty one of these so I have a safety cord (just in case, you know) and is a bit shorter, so the top of the bottle isn't restricting my sleeping positions. (With four inches of bottle sticking out of my ass, I can't sleep on my back; only my sides or stomach.)
So anyway, beginning tonight, I'm going for a five-nights-in-a-row record with the large anal dilator. We'll see how that goes.
And I still am keeping en eye out for other objects I can modify into a SAFE assplug.
Oh, and I took some pictures. I'llupload them once I can get them off the camera and crop them. :)
Last night, I went to bed unplugged (which I do maybe once a week) and got up in the middle of the night just feeling like i HAD to have something up my butt, so I put the large dilator in. This is fast becoming a favorite toy, I tell you! Well, that proved not to be enough either early this morning, so I found a common household object that ...uh, upped the ante a little bit. i.e. I pulled out a 10oz soysauce bottle, pulled the label off, lubed, and slid it up my ass. I really felt nicely stretched with this up my ass and I carefully climbed back in bed for a few more hours of sleep. I had no worries about it slipping in all the way - I put it up my ass fat end first and after about five inches, that's all the further it would go. What I'd like to do is modify an empty one of these so I have a safety cord (just in case, you know) and is a bit shorter, so the top of the bottle isn't restricting my sleeping positions. (With four inches of bottle sticking out of my ass, I can't sleep on my back; only my sides or stomach.)
So anyway, beginning tonight, I'm going for a five-nights-in-a-row record with the large anal dilator. We'll see how that goes.
And I still am keeping en eye out for other objects I can modify into a SAFE assplug.
Oh, and I took some pictures. I'llupload them once I can get them off the camera and crop them. :)
Nov 28, 2006
bribing myself to be a good boy
I think I've mentioned in the past that I'm a jogger. Not much, just a few runs per week, only a few miles each. I'm certainly not good at it, nor am I in the kind of shape to do a marathon or anything. I've never seriously looked at doing road races, though I've done a couple of Turkey Trots with friends just for fun. But I have taken a huge step and for a variety of reasons, I've signed up to do a long race in a couple of months. No, I'm not going to tell you which one. Or the length, though I will reveal it's half-marathon length or longer.
The point is: now I'm beginning to add miles to my runs in ways I haven't done. It is a real struggle to run longer than I'm used to. Well, jog, at least. But I find that if I BRIBE myself, I can get it done.
"Come on, baby, just finish this last two miles and I'll let you get King Dong out tonight to fuck yourself silly in the shower."
"Finish up this eight-mile run without walking and I'll let you order that new buttplug you've had your eye on." This one, by the way.
So it's that. Bribing. Is the promise of butt-love the only thing that's going to get me to the starting line of The Big Race? *sigh* I'm such an addict. It's like crack. LIke goddamn crack.
The point is: now I'm beginning to add miles to my runs in ways I haven't done. It is a real struggle to run longer than I'm used to. Well, jog, at least. But I find that if I BRIBE myself, I can get it done.
"Come on, baby, just finish this last two miles and I'll let you get King Dong out tonight to fuck yourself silly in the shower."
"Finish up this eight-mile run without walking and I'll let you order that new buttplug you've had your eye on." This one, by the way.
So it's that. Bribing. Is the promise of butt-love the only thing that's going to get me to the starting line of The Big Race? *sigh* I'm such an addict. It's like crack. LIke goddamn crack.
Nov 25, 2006
aluminum buttplugs
Jeff, the only one I've been aware of is the Uranus, which is sold at the Mr S leather site. There may be others, but probably not many. The problem is that aluminum is a slightly porous metal, which means it can stain. Anodizing is a method of sealing and hardening the outer surface which would be great for a buttplug, but I don't know if anybody is doing it.
On another commenter's recommendation, I checked out ExtremeFineArt.com, which I remember having visited, but didn't realize it was so anally oriented. Good stuff.
And, for the first time ever, this post marks the first time I've had to go put a buttplug in before posting. Usually, I'm already plugged when the urge to post strikes; but not this time. And if I'm not holding a toy in my ass when I post, then what's the point, eh.
On another commenter's recommendation, I checked out ExtremeFineArt.com, which I remember having visited, but didn't realize it was so anally oriented. Good stuff.
And, for the first time ever, this post marks the first time I've had to go put a buttplug in before posting. Usually, I'm already plugged when the urge to post strikes; but not this time. And if I'm not holding a toy in my ass when I post, then what's the point, eh.
Nov 21, 2006
traveling again
Is there anything sadder than a grown man standing in his hotel room, clad only in his shorts, ironing the next day's shirt? No, unless it's a grown man standing in his hotel room wearing only a thick black buttplug, ironing the next day's shirt...
Nov 18, 2006
Responses to recent comments
Anonymous, I think the Colt 7" plug would be a good choice. I prefer simpler over complicated, though. You might like the bumps and ridges of the other choices. I have used Colt products in the past and find them of decent quality, though not quite up to Doc Johnson standards.
HappyTail, I'm glad you've found your keys to happiness. :) I don't know of any sites that exclusively show buttplugged women (or men for that matter), but persistent searching often turns up photo sets on the higher quality sites. I've found most of my own collection just randomly on the web. I don't use pay sites. As for trading, I'm sorry, but that involves a great deal more time than I've got. I do post one or two pics from my collection now and then, so keep an eye on the blog and take whichever ones float your boat.
Perry, all of us have different-length rectums. Some are shorter, some are longer before they reach the bend (and sphincter) that tranverses into the colon. I have a fairly short rectum myself - 6" is just about my max penetration without pain. I don't know that the rectum can be permanently stretch to be deeper or anything like that. But I do know that at certain times of the day and certain states of relaxation, it is possible for me to use much longer tools without pain. The tools reach the end of the rectum and then with gentle persuasion can sometimes slip past that bend and up into the colon a bit. For me, in general, being able to do this means two things: one, it's early in the morning and I haven't shit yet. Gross, I know, but I don't think that is true for everybody. And two, thinner, more flexible objects will go in and up easier. Your buttplug isn't going to do it. You should find yourself a longish, soft, flexible, THIN dildo, climb into a warm bath and begin to plumb the depths, slowly and gently. Lots of lube, of course. As for the buttplug itself, if wearing it causes pain in any position, I'd throw it out and search for a new one. Good luck and please let me know how things go for you.
HappyTail, I'm glad you've found your keys to happiness. :) I don't know of any sites that exclusively show buttplugged women (or men for that matter), but persistent searching often turns up photo sets on the higher quality sites. I've found most of my own collection just randomly on the web. I don't use pay sites. As for trading, I'm sorry, but that involves a great deal more time than I've got. I do post one or two pics from my collection now and then, so keep an eye on the blog and take whichever ones float your boat.
Perry, all of us have different-length rectums. Some are shorter, some are longer before they reach the bend (and sphincter) that tranverses into the colon. I have a fairly short rectum myself - 6" is just about my max penetration without pain. I don't know that the rectum can be permanently stretch to be deeper or anything like that. But I do know that at certain times of the day and certain states of relaxation, it is possible for me to use much longer tools without pain. The tools reach the end of the rectum and then with gentle persuasion can sometimes slip past that bend and up into the colon a bit. For me, in general, being able to do this means two things: one, it's early in the morning and I haven't shit yet. Gross, I know, but I don't think that is true for everybody. And two, thinner, more flexible objects will go in and up easier. Your buttplug isn't going to do it. You should find yourself a longish, soft, flexible, THIN dildo, climb into a warm bath and begin to plumb the depths, slowly and gently. Lots of lube, of course. As for the buttplug itself, if wearing it causes pain in any position, I'd throw it out and search for a new one. Good luck and please let me know how things go for you.
Need something more, bigger, stronger...
While lying in bed a couple nights ago, about to spend the second full night in a row with my biggest anal dilator up my ass, it occured to me that my butthole really likes thick, hard objects. Long term solution, of course, would be to find a nice guy hung like a horse for a bf and get fucked into submission every night.
In the meantime, short term, I'm amazed that my anus and rectum feel so good with the hard plastic dilators in place. I need bigger dilator, longer. So I got to thinking that perhaps I would invest in a well-varnished baseball bat, cut off the top 6" or so, string a cord through the sawed off end, and use that as my nighttime anal plug. Not hard to experiment with, I'm sure, and I think a visit to a sports shop is in my future.
I once had an aluminum baseball bat and that fit nicely, but of course I never thought of trimming it down for overnight use, not that my ass was ready for that back then.
In the meantime, short term, I'm amazed that my anus and rectum feel so good with the hard plastic dilators in place. I need bigger dilator, longer. So I got to thinking that perhaps I would invest in a well-varnished baseball bat, cut off the top 6" or so, string a cord through the sawed off end, and use that as my nighttime anal plug. Not hard to experiment with, I'm sure, and I think a visit to a sports shop is in my future.
I once had an aluminum baseball bat and that fit nicely, but of course I never thought of trimming it down for overnight use, not that my ass was ready for that back then.
Nov 13, 2006
going to the late shift
OK, it's been awhile since I've gone to work with one of my buttplugs in, but I'm going tonight!
And now some eyecandy, starring yours truly. Older photos, but I'm sure assplay is timeless.
And now some eyecandy, starring yours truly. Older photos, but I'm sure assplay is timeless.
Nov 12, 2006
The National Refer-end-um
When I went to the polls last Tuesday, the very thought that I was about to help shove the Republicans out of power and put Bush the Butthead at a disadvantage had me at half-mast already, but walking on over to the polling place with my anus stretched open by Buster, one of my fatter buttplugs, knowing how the conservatives would disapprove, practically had me cumming in my shorts. Suck it, Bush.
In the meantime, maybe I should get one of these.
In the meantime, maybe I should get one of these.
Nov 5, 2006
Updating, or not..
As an anonymous poster reminded me:
"i love your post but when are you going to update?????? its ben nearly a month since the last update...we want to know what you are up to and if you have had any recent plugging experiences!!!"
This is so true, and very true of sex blogs in general, that my updating comes in bits and spurts and then there are long fallow periods. I want you, my loyal readers, to know that when I'm not putting up new entries, by no means have I gone into hibernation or left the world of butt-plugs, but rather have simply gotten insanely busy at work. It happens. And it happens enough I'm able to pay my bills and rent and buy things I like to eat and even a new toy now and then. But it also means that I end up with so very very little time for myself that I can't even get the laundry done and the dishes washed, much less put in blog entries.
But, I don't want to leave you disappointed, so I will chronicle a milestone. Last week, for the first time ever, I slept through the entire night with the largest of the hard plastic anal dilators in my ass. As a matter of fact, by 10 a.m. the next morning, I had spent 24 hours with that plug up my butt. At 1 3/4" diameter, it always feels just a little on the largish size; the next size down, 1 1/2", always feels just right. So it was quite a triumph to spend that long constantly feeling the stretch in my anus and the penetration into my rectum (the toy is 5" long - not the longest toy I have, but hefty enough).
So I've been spending a lot more time wearing the dilators than my plugs. This may be because I really like a good anal stretch, or it may be because my standard "Purple Pucker" buttplug is just too comfortable - almost too comfortable to feel.
I'll also pose these questions to my readers: when does it all cross a legal line? When does buttplugging move from being a private venture into a matter of public concern? When do things cross into outright against-the-law? If I rent a motel room and use the handle of the hairdryer as an anal dildo (cleaning it very carefully afterwards, of course), have I broken the law? Certainly I think I've crossed a public trust line, but which one? Where is the line drawn? If I go out in public in a buttplug, I'm bothering nobody else, but if they KNEW I were plugged, would it be any of their business? Would it be a sex crime? How about if I suddenly got in a car crash and ended up in the hospital and they found out my dirty little secret?
Eye candy:
"i love your post but when are you going to update?????? its ben nearly a month since the last update...we want to know what you are up to and if you have had any recent plugging experiences!!!"
This is so true, and very true of sex blogs in general, that my updating comes in bits and spurts and then there are long fallow periods. I want you, my loyal readers, to know that when I'm not putting up new entries, by no means have I gone into hibernation or left the world of butt-plugs, but rather have simply gotten insanely busy at work. It happens. And it happens enough I'm able to pay my bills and rent and buy things I like to eat and even a new toy now and then. But it also means that I end up with so very very little time for myself that I can't even get the laundry done and the dishes washed, much less put in blog entries.
But, I don't want to leave you disappointed, so I will chronicle a milestone. Last week, for the first time ever, I slept through the entire night with the largest of the hard plastic anal dilators in my ass. As a matter of fact, by 10 a.m. the next morning, I had spent 24 hours with that plug up my butt. At 1 3/4" diameter, it always feels just a little on the largish size; the next size down, 1 1/2", always feels just right. So it was quite a triumph to spend that long constantly feeling the stretch in my anus and the penetration into my rectum (the toy is 5" long - not the longest toy I have, but hefty enough).
So I've been spending a lot more time wearing the dilators than my plugs. This may be because I really like a good anal stretch, or it may be because my standard "Purple Pucker" buttplug is just too comfortable - almost too comfortable to feel.
I'll also pose these questions to my readers: when does it all cross a legal line? When does buttplugging move from being a private venture into a matter of public concern? When do things cross into outright against-the-law? If I rent a motel room and use the handle of the hairdryer as an anal dildo (cleaning it very carefully afterwards, of course), have I broken the law? Certainly I think I've crossed a public trust line, but which one? Where is the line drawn? If I go out in public in a buttplug, I'm bothering nobody else, but if they KNEW I were plugged, would it be any of their business? Would it be a sex crime? How about if I suddenly got in a car crash and ended up in the hospital and they found out my dirty little secret?
Eye candy:
Sep 27, 2006
new buttplug
Oh, god, it's been so long since I've posted; so sorry. i've been hella busy at work and it leaves me very little time for anything but checking email and sleeping.
I did take a couple weeks off from buttplugs in early September, but I'm back at it. Regular routine, mostly, using either my purple buttplug or one of my anal dilators to have in my ass as I sleep. seems to be that if I'm wearing slippers, I'm most likely wearing a buttplug, too. :)
I am right now away on a business trip and I didn't take any of my buttplugs, so I ran out two nights ago and purchased a clear semi-rigid penis-shaped buttplug about 1 1/4 inches wide and six inches long. It has taken some getting used to, but is really delightful. I especially like to put it in before my morning shower and take it out just before I have to go off to the seminars. It does not, however, have a narrow neck part, so it's almost a dildo, but it does have a flange, which while in the shower, I can use the flange to help hold the buttplug in by squeezing the flange part with my thighs. It did, however, stain right off the bat, probably from the residual grease from the previous night's mexican food. Gross, I know, but that's the risk a butt plug fanatic takes.
I'll try to get a picture of the plug sometime soon. In the meantime, here's the purple plug in action:
I did take a couple weeks off from buttplugs in early September, but I'm back at it. Regular routine, mostly, using either my purple buttplug or one of my anal dilators to have in my ass as I sleep. seems to be that if I'm wearing slippers, I'm most likely wearing a buttplug, too. :)
I am right now away on a business trip and I didn't take any of my buttplugs, so I ran out two nights ago and purchased a clear semi-rigid penis-shaped buttplug about 1 1/4 inches wide and six inches long. It has taken some getting used to, but is really delightful. I especially like to put it in before my morning shower and take it out just before I have to go off to the seminars. It does not, however, have a narrow neck part, so it's almost a dildo, but it does have a flange, which while in the shower, I can use the flange to help hold the buttplug in by squeezing the flange part with my thighs. It did, however, stain right off the bat, probably from the residual grease from the previous night's mexican food. Gross, I know, but that's the risk a butt plug fanatic takes.
I'll try to get a picture of the plug sometime soon. In the meantime, here's the purple plug in action:
new buttplug
Oh, god, it's been so long since I've posted; so sorry. i've been hella busy at work and it leaves me very little time for anything but checking email and sleeping.
I did take a couple weeks off from buttplugs in early September, but I'm back at it. Regular routine, mostly, using either my purple buttplug or one of my anal dilators to have in my ass as I sleep. seems to be that if I'm wearing slippers, I'm most likely wearing a buttplug, too. :)
I am right now away on a business trip and I didn't take any of my buttplugs, so I ran out two nights ago and purchased a clear semi-rigid penis-shaped buttplug about 1 1/4 inches wide and six inches long. It has taken some getting used to, but is really delightful. I especially like to put it in before my morning shower and take it out just before I have to go off to the seminars. It does not, however, have a narrow neck part, so it's almost a dildo, but it does have a flange, which while in the shower, I can use the flange to help hold the buttplug in by squeezing the flange part with my thighs. It did, however, stain right off the bat, probably from the residual grease from the previous night's mexican food. Gross, I know, but that's the risk a butt plug fanatic takes.
I'll try to get a picture of the plug sometime soon. In the meantime, here's the purple plug in action:
I did take a couple weeks off from buttplugs in early September, but I'm back at it. Regular routine, mostly, using either my purple buttplug or one of my anal dilators to have in my ass as I sleep. seems to be that if I'm wearing slippers, I'm most likely wearing a buttplug, too. :)
I am right now away on a business trip and I didn't take any of my buttplugs, so I ran out two nights ago and purchased a clear semi-rigid penis-shaped buttplug about 1 1/4 inches wide and six inches long. It has taken some getting used to, but is really delightful. I especially like to put it in before my morning shower and take it out just before I have to go off to the seminars. It does not, however, have a narrow neck part, so it's almost a dildo, but it does have a flange, which while in the shower, I can use the flange to help hold the buttplug in by squeezing the flange part with my thighs. It did, however, stain right off the bat, probably from the residual grease from the previous night's mexican food. Gross, I know, but that's the risk a butt plug fanatic takes.
I'll try to get a picture of the plug sometime soon. In the meantime, here's the purple plug in action:
Aug 20, 2006
a week away; things on the web
I've been away from home for a week on business. Didn't have much chance for buttplugging; too bad. Due to the increased security restrictions at the airport, I didn't want to chance smuggling any KY with my carryon, so I didn't go through the airports buttplugged. Maybe next time I'll try a very small tube. And while I was in business meetings, it was just all so much work and I was so tired, I didn't do much buttplugging at all except for a couple hours a night in the hotel room.
But I'm back and very happily sitting on my biggest anal dilator. I've learned how to keep the dilator in my ass without it slipping out for longer and longer periods of time. If I'm sleeping, I can keep a dilator in indefiniately without having to hold it in place. I LOVE being able to insert my fingers up inside my ass in the hollow of the dilators; it's freaky.
Since I'm taking the day off from ALL my responsibilities, I've madeit my goal to cum four or five times today. Surf for buttplug porn, cum, start all over again, who knows what. I think if I'm going to be dedicated to the buttplug lifestyle, I'm going to have to really get serious this week about sleeping plugged full-time once again.
Some nice things on the web today, though not all related to buttplugs.
Lesbian comics
an interesting foreign comic panel
German how-to for anal sex. Gotta love the germans.
first time I've ever seen a pictorial of someone taking a buttplug and then getting dressed
But I'm back and very happily sitting on my biggest anal dilator. I've learned how to keep the dilator in my ass without it slipping out for longer and longer periods of time. If I'm sleeping, I can keep a dilator in indefiniately without having to hold it in place. I LOVE being able to insert my fingers up inside my ass in the hollow of the dilators; it's freaky.
Since I'm taking the day off from ALL my responsibilities, I've madeit my goal to cum four or five times today. Surf for buttplug porn, cum, start all over again, who knows what. I think if I'm going to be dedicated to the buttplug lifestyle, I'm going to have to really get serious this week about sleeping plugged full-time once again.
Some nice things on the web today, though not all related to buttplugs.
Lesbian comics
an interesting foreign comic panel
German how-to for anal sex. Gotta love the germans.
first time I've ever seen a pictorial of someone taking a buttplug and then getting dressed
Aug 9, 2006
wow, long time!
God, it's been such a long time since I've posted! And such milestones in the meantime: 72 hour plug... going to work all day with the Purple Pucker in my ass... passing through airport security with my buttplug in my carry-on (and yes it got noticed!)... my first all-nighter with my largest anal dilator... etc.
But, I've been incredibly busy lately, too; I'm in the middle of moving; fortunately, I'm doing most of the moving by myself, so I can stay plugged while doing it. :)
Airport security: you should have seen the raised eyebrows and surreptisious glances my way. The monitor guard even called another guard over. I just acted like I had no idea what they were looking at and went on my way. Then I used the first public restroom to slide that puppy up my butt for the two flights home. :) I am trying to work up the nerve to actually leave the hotel plugged and go through the metal detector plugged. The silicon plug shouldn't set it off... but still. Nervous is nervous.
But, I've been incredibly busy lately, too; I'm in the middle of moving; fortunately, I'm doing most of the moving by myself, so I can stay plugged while doing it. :)
Airport security: you should have seen the raised eyebrows and surreptisious glances my way. The monitor guard even called another guard over. I just acted like I had no idea what they were looking at and went on my way. Then I used the first public restroom to slide that puppy up my butt for the two flights home. :) I am trying to work up the nerve to actually leave the hotel plugged and go through the metal detector plugged. The silicon plug shouldn't set it off... but still. Nervous is nervous.
Jul 12, 2006
Buttplugged in Boulder
So I've just traveled halfway across the country and am staying in a hotel in Boulder City. I just got back from dinner with a whole group of people - we had a great time - and I went out buttplugged! I have a room by myself and before dinner, stuck my purple buttplug up my ass, took a shower, and got dressed. It was an interesting evening, making conversation and having absolutely no ability to adjust the buttplug filling my rectum if I needed to. I love that the purple plug is absolutely undetectable with my clothes on - and would be nearly so even with my clothes off. I've also realized I really like the curve of my own ass, as skinny as it is.
Anyway, I'll sleep tonight buttplugged in Boulder!
Anyway, I'll sleep tonight buttplugged in Boulder!
Jun 28, 2006
Real moments in buttplugging 1
This is the first post in a series entitled "Real Moments In Buttplugging", in which I'll describe past adventures.
This one happened a couple of years ago, before I went to being buttplugged 14 hours a day - before I played much at all, as a matter of fact. I had been taking a day off and really working myself up, really warming up. I had just gotten Buster - my fattest buttplug - situated in my ass when the doorbell rang. With my asshole sending urgent messages about how wide it was being stretched, I threw on a robe and let the ConEd guy in. I made like I'd just come out of the shower. I led him to the meteres, waited there, showed him out - all the while clad only in a bathrobe and my fat buttplug, my asshole pulsing, alternately relaxing and then clamping down on this giant chunk of rubber. I was hard as a rock and had managed to control my hardon with the belt of the robe, so I don't think anything was too obvious.
This one happened a couple of years ago, before I went to being buttplugged 14 hours a day - before I played much at all, as a matter of fact. I had been taking a day off and really working myself up, really warming up. I had just gotten Buster - my fattest buttplug - situated in my ass when the doorbell rang. With my asshole sending urgent messages about how wide it was being stretched, I threw on a robe and let the ConEd guy in. I made like I'd just come out of the shower. I led him to the meteres, waited there, showed him out - all the while clad only in a bathrobe and my fat buttplug, my asshole pulsing, alternately relaxing and then clamping down on this giant chunk of rubber. I was hard as a rock and had managed to control my hardon with the belt of the robe, so I don't think anything was too obvious.
I need a hidey-hole
Hiney-hole? Check. Hidey-hole? Uh....
My landlord will be showing my apartment to potential new renters in the next couple of months. All my toys are currently stashed beneath my bathroom sink. This means they're not particularly hidden. I am thinking of getting a nice little wooden box or something; something with a lock. Don't want prying eyes discovering my small mushroom forrest of dildos, buttplugs, and vibrators - "Excuse me, but does the apartment come with the buttplugs?"
More to the point, what happens when I bring a new girlfriend or boyfriend home for the first time? "Hey, you have a really nice place here; and the bathroom is so clea---AAAAHHHHH! What the fuck?? You're some kinda freak!"
yeah, I need a lock box.
My landlord will be showing my apartment to potential new renters in the next couple of months. All my toys are currently stashed beneath my bathroom sink. This means they're not particularly hidden. I am thinking of getting a nice little wooden box or something; something with a lock. Don't want prying eyes discovering my small mushroom forrest of dildos, buttplugs, and vibrators - "Excuse me, but does the apartment come with the buttplugs?"
More to the point, what happens when I bring a new girlfriend or boyfriend home for the first time? "Hey, you have a really nice place here; and the bathroom is so clea---AAAAHHHHH! What the fuck?? You're some kinda freak!"
yeah, I need a lock box.
Jun 22, 2006
a little hole stretch
Well, I seem to have worn my standard buttplug out. Yes, the mighty compressive forces of my awesome anus and rectum have compressed the inner material of the buttplug to where it has separated from the outer material and is about half the diameter of the outer material - the core just rattles around inside. So much for that - apparently it takes about 10 years to wear out a Doc Johnson buttplug.
So for the last couple of weeks, I've been wearing either my newest plug - the Purple Pucker - or one of my anal dilators. Last night it was a dilator. Not the biggest one, but two sizes down from that. If I wear the biggest one all night, my asshole gets really bruised, but the medium size is nice and comfortable. Last night I didn't use a harness to hold it in (keep in mind the anal dilators have a flange, but no neck - they're more like dildos); I just slid it in and went to bed. It stayed in my ass by itself most of the night, though about four in the morning, I discovered I'd lost it. I retrieved it in the morning (clean, by the way).
A little eyecandy; is this not the most perfect ass & pussy you've ever seen?
So for the last couple of weeks, I've been wearing either my newest plug - the Purple Pucker - or one of my anal dilators. Last night it was a dilator. Not the biggest one, but two sizes down from that. If I wear the biggest one all night, my asshole gets really bruised, but the medium size is nice and comfortable. Last night I didn't use a harness to hold it in (keep in mind the anal dilators have a flange, but no neck - they're more like dildos); I just slid it in and went to bed. It stayed in my ass by itself most of the night, though about four in the morning, I discovered I'd lost it. I retrieved it in the morning (clean, by the way).
A little eyecandy; is this not the most perfect ass & pussy you've ever seen?
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