Jun 27, 2010

Remaining plugged

Since returning from overseas, I've remained plugged, either with the small Alumina Pace, or the large anal dilator, or the big acrylic plug, or (while showering) the new water bottle. I've stayed buttplugged now for eleven days straight and the sense of normality is returning. Even being plugged here during a family get together feels normal. I only brought the Pace, but it is easy to carry it around in my anus 24 hours a day. I do wish I'd packed at least the dilator. It would be nice to sleep with that stretching my asshole and filling my rectum.




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Jun 26, 2010

At the airport

Miraculously, I am buttplugged at LaGuardia airport. Had my small plug in my toiletries in my checked bag, because I didn't want embarrassing questions in the security line. However, baggage fees caused me to change my mind and attempt to just do carryon. So I ditched the shampoo and the like and just hoped that my medicines would attract enough attention to distract from the metal butt plug in my toiletries.

But I went right through, no searches and no questions asked. Maybe the key is to make sure the plug is x-rayed from an end view instead of profile.

Now the question is: what do I do at the other end, where I'm bei g picked up by family?







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Jun 21, 2010

Good boy!

I'm a dirty boy, but I'm a good boy. Seems like this water bottle was just made to be used as a large buttplug. Neuro bliss up the ass. Just like nature intended.




Jun 18, 2010

Been away for awhile

Was out of town for most of a month, without my toys. Discovered while I was gone that a mini-maglite does a wonderful job of being an impromptu buttplug, even for the all-nighter. However, I missed my toys and was delighted to get home and slide my Pace into my sphincter. There's no place like home? There's no place like ASS HOLE. :D

Found this fantastic article on the web: The Thinking Woman's Guide to Buttfucking. Fantastic.

One of my hotels had private balconies. :)


May 31, 2010

Travelling assplay

Well, I'm traveling again. This post brought to you by the mid-east. I won't say exactly where, but these pixels are in metric!











Really wishing I'd brought a buttplug, but hard to ge those through security without embarassment anymore. Besides, going internationally, I have no idea if there are penalties or whatnot. So I'm making do with flashlight, as seen in these pics, plus some water bottles and a nice challenging beer bottle. I've slept with the flashlight up my ass for two nights, and tonight will make a third. I did manage to obtain some actual lube, though not my favorite brand, and was amazed and thrilled to take a good-size water bottle in my butt. It really stretched me out, to the maximum, and to a depth that felt like it was touching my heart. I imagined if was a local boy's cock (the local beach scene is full of beautiful men), mercilessly invading my rectum and colon. I came so hard I nearly passed out. Hopefully I can recreate that tonight or tomorrow morning. :)

May 17, 2010

I LOVE BUTTPLUGS!!!

Kinda goes without saying, doesn't it?

May 14, 2010

sleeping longer with bigger pugs

Lately, I've been wearing my 2" dilator a lot. a LOT. LIke, out and about, at home, shopping, groceries, and especially going to bed with it in. I haven't yet gone for any exercise with it up my ass, except that once a long time ago, but may attempt it again soon; I don't know.



Sleeping with the 2" plug is...amazing. Until it starts to hurt, in which case I'm sometimes able to force myself to relube and put it back in my rectum for the rest of the night. Other nights, I'm too tired and just clean it and put it away and slip the Pace into my ass. I ALWAYS sleep plugged, one way or another. I often exercise with the Pace in my ass - I have no worries with that little guy.

The new trussing system using two Buffs is really working out. They don't stretch out like the headband system did and don't have the hard parts using a belt did. So...much better. And, these can be quickly washed in the sink or in the shower and they dry quickly, too.

Apr 17, 2010

No time anymore

Fuck, there's just no time for anything anymore, much less keeping up with my blog. But I'm not shutting it down; just not posting very much, sorry.

I am, though, keeping up with the buttplugging. Every single night, all night, either my small metal plug or my medium Standard doc johnson plug. Tonight, probably, my largest anal dilator.

I have discovered a new way of retaining the dilator, which has no neck and thus no way to anally clamp down on it: I use two Buffs. Buffs are tube-style things that a lot of people wear as headwwear, neckwarmers, whatever's clever. I slip one through another, such that I have a kind of sumo wrestler diaper thing to put on. Hard to describe. One goes around the waist, the other is the crotch part. Being small, I can manage this, but it is a tight rig - which is good for retaining a fat plug resting in my asshole!

Mar 13, 2010

Testing out public wear of the acrylic plug

About two hours ago, I put my big acrylic plug up my ass. This is the plug that's so hard to take and wear for long periods - and I've NEVER worn it outside the house. But tonight that changed. Just as an experiment, I tried it on a little trip to the nearest mail dropbox.

From All About the Buttplug Lifestyle


Now, I've worn this guy inside the house while walking around, napping, sitting, cooking, bathing, etc. This is a fantastic plug in so many ways - but it really wasn't made to be worn in public!

After ascertaining that my plug isn't visible when I have pants on, though it does slightly poke out beyond the curve of my ass. Or, maybe it slightly alters the way my pants conform to my body, but I couldn't tell much of a difference in the mirror. Still, you know how it is: you wear a plug outside and you think everybody who sees you is going to instantly know you're holding something in your asshole. And the size of this plug makes me doubly paranoid!

The walk was OK at first, but quickly became tiresome. Because the base is so large, the act of walking makes the plug wiggle back and forth quite a lot. Sexy in its way, but also a challenge to the second sphincter - the first sphincter (outer one) is clamped down around the neck of the plug pretty good at about an inch and a half, but the huge bulge of the plug and short neck means the second sphincter inside is open more than that - and the difference is keenly felt. On this walk, it was uncomfortable.

I don't know; maybe I can train my ass up better. Or maybe I should leave well enough alone.

From All About the Buttplug Lifestyle


Now, I want to address the whole bottles-up-the-ass thing. I know you've all seen 1 man 1 jar on the internets and I, too, was horrified by what I saw. I do not think that we're looking at the same problems, though. Glass is glass (pyrex or not) and will shatter if it is thin-walled, large-diameter, and under sheer pressure, as was the case with the unfortunate individual with the broken pickle jar. Go ahead an check out an empty pickle jar sometime - very thin walls. There's little structural strength there, especially if you're going to put weight down on one rim of it. Bottles, however, especially the ones I choose, are thicker-walled. Coke bottles are damn near indestructible via accident. So just relax, I'm playing safe - or at least safer than the guy with pickle jar.

Nov 26, 2009

a new 48 hours

48 hours and counting. again.

lately, i've been doing my buttplug shopping econo-style - by looking at the grocery store. Of the bottles pictured, I've had all but the coffee cola up my ass. The Crosse & Blackwell cocktail sauce bottle is particularly nice and I have worn that one as a buttplug for several hours, even spent most of a night sleeping with it up my ass. It is what is pictured in the (very bad and grainy) action shots. The vinegar is a huge bottle. I can get it a little more than halfway up my butt before I just can't stretch open any further. Excellent training tool, I think. The cooking wine was OK, though I hit my depth limit on that one. The soy sauce bottle is standard. The rounded corners on the Heinz cocktail sauce make for an interesting experience.





Sep 14, 2009

Anal weekend

Haven't been concentrating on my ass too much lately. Work life gets in the way. :(

But this weekend was pretty good. Spent time working on my upstairs, doing electrical work, patching the walls, painting, etc and all the while nude except for shoes and a series of buttplugs. Started out with the Pace, but soon moved up to anal dilator, then to the Triple Ripple, which hasn't seen action in many months.

Not done upstairs. Some night this week will have to wash baseboards and window sills and finish painting. I hate painting. It is so hard not to make a mess.

Jul 18, 2009

Sretching my nights

I haven't gone continuously buttplugged in a couple of weeks, because of varying work schedules, but I've been very assiduous about staying plugged while home. I am trying to sleep longer with the acrylic plug on my ass, but still have a hard time getting past a couple hours. After that, I have to take it out and use one of my smaller ones, which frankly feel quite small after the stretch of the acrylic plug. After all, that thing stretches my butthole 2.5" wide going in or out.

I am plugged now with the Pace. I can't help but chuckle every time I go to sit down on a hard surface and hear my ass go "clunk". And, thanks to the magic of the iPhone, I can post this today from Dunkin' Donuts. :)

Jul 2, 2009

Wednesday night

I can feel my heartbeat. My anus is pulsing in rhythm. I like this idea; my asshole and my heart tied together.

It's been a strange week. I'm back on the wagon for several days now, and the humidity is forcing me to sleep with windows wide open, blinds not quite closed. Surely the mailman has, by now, seen my bare butt, perhaps even discerned the plug lying snugly therein. I am not really that much of an exhibitionist, but the heat and humidity are mounting.

Tonight, I'm very relaxed. Paid bills, poured myself a stiff one, and slide my acrylic plug up my ass. This is the plug that I've been unable to sleep with through an entire night. Perhaps tonight will be the night. I know that if I experience discomfort, all I have to do is relube - but for some reason, I always have chosen to go with one of my other sleeping plugs, instead of relubing and going back to bed with the acrylic buttplug. It is a challenge.

My heart is ready for it; but is my butthole?

Jun 27, 2009

Back on the wagon

So after a short break of no plugging at all, and then a few days of on-and-off assplay, I'm back on the wagon, having gone the last 48 hours plugged. I am currently using my first plug, my very old "standard" doc johnson butt plug. Been a long time since I pulled him out - er-- put him in. My ass. Anyway, feels good.

Jun 17, 2009

All good things must come to an end

Well, my streak has ended. Last weekend, I ate something I shouldn't have and had some GI problems that prompted going unplugged for awhile. 68 days is now my record. I will have to start over soon. :) but for now, I'm giving my asshole a rest.

Jun 11, 2009

Um...what are we up to now?

2 months, 1 week. awesome. The small aluminum plug is just the perfect anal companion for such long-term wear. Solid little thing, easy to put in, easy to clean with a little toilet paper and hand sanitizer, easy to handle. No pinching. Only problem is when I'm wearing running shorts and go to sit down on a hard surface, there is often an audible *clunk* that may seem strange to other people. :)

I've been wearing the larger toys more and more while at home and the acrylic plug (2.5" at it's widest, 6" long, neck about 1.5") is becoming more comfortable over long periods of time. Unfortunately, its base is SO big, I can't go out in public wearing it, unless I figure out a way of cutting down the base - but I don't think I really want to do that. Here is a picture of many of the things I play with regularly, the acrylic plug is second from right.