Nov 26, 2009

a new 48 hours

48 hours and counting. again.

lately, i've been doing my buttplug shopping econo-style - by looking at the grocery store. Of the bottles pictured, I've had all but the coffee cola up my ass. The Crosse & Blackwell cocktail sauce bottle is particularly nice and I have worn that one as a buttplug for several hours, even spent most of a night sleeping with it up my ass. It is what is pictured in the (very bad and grainy) action shots. The vinegar is a huge bottle. I can get it a little more than halfway up my butt before I just can't stretch open any further. Excellent training tool, I think. The cooking wine was OK, though I hit my depth limit on that one. The soy sauce bottle is standard. The rounded corners on the Heinz cocktail sauce make for an interesting experience.





Sep 14, 2009

Anal weekend

Haven't been concentrating on my ass too much lately. Work life gets in the way. :(

But this weekend was pretty good. Spent time working on my upstairs, doing electrical work, patching the walls, painting, etc and all the while nude except for shoes and a series of buttplugs. Started out with the Pace, but soon moved up to anal dilator, then to the Triple Ripple, which hasn't seen action in many months.

Not done upstairs. Some night this week will have to wash baseboards and window sills and finish painting. I hate painting. It is so hard not to make a mess.

Jul 18, 2009

Sretching my nights

I haven't gone continuously buttplugged in a couple of weeks, because of varying work schedules, but I've been very assiduous about staying plugged while home. I am trying to sleep longer with the acrylic plug on my ass, but still have a hard time getting past a couple hours. After that, I have to take it out and use one of my smaller ones, which frankly feel quite small after the stretch of the acrylic plug. After all, that thing stretches my butthole 2.5" wide going in or out.

I am plugged now with the Pace. I can't help but chuckle every time I go to sit down on a hard surface and hear my ass go "clunk". And, thanks to the magic of the iPhone, I can post this today from Dunkin' Donuts. :)

Jul 2, 2009

Wednesday night

I can feel my heartbeat. My anus is pulsing in rhythm. I like this idea; my asshole and my heart tied together.

It's been a strange week. I'm back on the wagon for several days now, and the humidity is forcing me to sleep with windows wide open, blinds not quite closed. Surely the mailman has, by now, seen my bare butt, perhaps even discerned the plug lying snugly therein. I am not really that much of an exhibitionist, but the heat and humidity are mounting.

Tonight, I'm very relaxed. Paid bills, poured myself a stiff one, and slide my acrylic plug up my ass. This is the plug that I've been unable to sleep with through an entire night. Perhaps tonight will be the night. I know that if I experience discomfort, all I have to do is relube - but for some reason, I always have chosen to go with one of my other sleeping plugs, instead of relubing and going back to bed with the acrylic buttplug. It is a challenge.

My heart is ready for it; but is my butthole?

Jun 27, 2009

Back on the wagon

So after a short break of no plugging at all, and then a few days of on-and-off assplay, I'm back on the wagon, having gone the last 48 hours plugged. I am currently using my first plug, my very old "standard" doc johnson butt plug. Been a long time since I pulled him out - er-- put him in. My ass. Anyway, feels good.

Jun 17, 2009

All good things must come to an end

Well, my streak has ended. Last weekend, I ate something I shouldn't have and had some GI problems that prompted going unplugged for awhile. 68 days is now my record. I will have to start over soon. :) but for now, I'm giving my asshole a rest.

Jun 11, 2009

Um...what are we up to now?

2 months, 1 week. awesome. The small aluminum plug is just the perfect anal companion for such long-term wear. Solid little thing, easy to put in, easy to clean with a little toilet paper and hand sanitizer, easy to handle. No pinching. Only problem is when I'm wearing running shorts and go to sit down on a hard surface, there is often an audible *clunk* that may seem strange to other people. :)

I've been wearing the larger toys more and more while at home and the acrylic plug (2.5" at it's widest, 6" long, neck about 1.5") is becoming more comfortable over long periods of time. Unfortunately, its base is SO big, I can't go out in public wearing it, unless I figure out a way of cutting down the base - but I don't think I really want to do that. Here is a picture of many of the things I play with regularly, the acrylic plug is second from right.

Jun 5, 2009

2 months!

Hey, I'm still around...been a little busy lately, so haven't posted for a couple of weeks. But the 24/7 buttplugging continues apace. As of last night, I've spent 2 months plugged. Actually, there is one exception to that, and that's a 9-hour stretch without plug because of an event last Saturday where it would not have been wise to be plugged, not at all. So is my stretch broken? Must I start over now with only a 55-day streak as my record?

Most of the time, I am wearing the small Pace plug. At home, I often use the large anal dilator, but have lately been wearing my giant acrylic plug more and more - even starting to sleep part of some nights with it in (tonight is looking like one of those nights). My goal has become to be able to sleep all night with it up my ass, but it's a real challenge. In general, I'm cycling through several of my larger toys, to get my ass used to having something so large lodged in it for long periods, but I really only sleep well with the Pace, my standard Doc Johnson old plug, or the anal dilator.

May 23, 2009

47 days and 24 hours

Okay, sneaking up on 50 days fully buttplugged. How exciting!

The last 24 hours, I have upped the stakes by going up a size - several sizes. I've worn the fat anal dilator for, actually, the last 27 hours so far, except for a brief period in the shower and afterwards when I had my big acrylic plug in my ass.

feeling good! But jogging with the anal dilator is a bit of a challenge. Not impossible, just challenging. May have to try the large Severin for that, instead.

May 17, 2009

the difference between the anus and the rectum

At this point, going anywhere and doing anything while plugged is not a problem, other than my worries that I may get hit by a bus and wake up in the hospital with the doctors and nurses smirking and thinking I'm a pervert. But I digress.

Point is, the small plug is A-OK for daily activity. For at home and night, though, I'm working on really stretching my ass, both width and depth. That's where the anus and the rectum diverge. The anus doesn't care about depth - only width. And the rectrum can take whatever width the anus can, but mine is about 5" deep. Any longer and I have to be careful and the objects have to be thinner, so as to start to work up into the colon.

But there's another difference. For the last several nights, I've been rotating the various toys that are in my butt when I go to bed, some large, some small. The large ones, I can't usually sleep through the night with them. At some point, they start to hurt. Now there's another difference between the butthole and the interior. If clamping down were the problem, the hurt is a bruising type of feel - and no amount of lubing and reinsertion makes that pain go away - only resting by just using the small plugs. Now, I haven't had that kind of pain in a while. But there's another kind that starts to kick in with really big objects, like my acrylic buttplug and the coke bottle where it appears the lube is absorbed and the rectum starts to stick a little to the object. This produces a discomfort that can be relieved by relubing and reinserting. But I don't want to be out of bed every couple of hours throughout the night.

This is ONLY a problem at night because when walking around with something big up my ass during the day, the movement keeps the rectum wall from adhering to the plug - but at night, with little or no movement, it sticks.

So I'm going to get a tube of silicon lube and see if that helps. Hopefully, my body won't absorb it as fast as water-based lube. And why don't smaller plugs stick to the rectum walls? I can only assume its because there's not as much pressure produced forcing the rectrum against the plug.

May 14, 2009

40 days!

Noah never had it so good.

Recent "firsts" include a full 4 miles of jogging plugged and using the shower at the gym post-workout, also plugged.

This is becoming almost second nature. There are times when I don't even notice I've got a plug in my ass. Last night, I'd had my anal dilator in my butthole for about three hours when a guy answered a Craigslist ad and came over and got my stuff. Totally forgot I was plugged while dealing with him. It's nice to be comfortable that way.

May 5, 2009

A month!

I've been out of town for several days, but as of yesterday at 3 o'clock, I have spent one solid month buttplugged.

From the time I slid the Tantus Pace up my ass in the airport April 4th, I have, one way or the other, rain or shine, active or resting, spent the last 30 days with some kind of object up my ass, either a small buttplug, a big fat plug, a dildo, or some other toy. It is strange - my ass has grown so used to the plugs I typically wear during the day and night (the Tantus toys) that I don't always have some part of my mind on the fact that I'm plugged. It's simply become as natural and regular as wearing a watch or a piercing, except the you don't have to remove your watch to have a bowel movement. :)

In a few days, I'll post some pictures of the Tantus Flow and the mix-n-match you can do with the Tantus products. I've been using the top and bottom halves of each toy interchangeably and the results are interesting.

But I can't post now. I have to go out of town for a couple of days again.

Apr 28, 2009

24 days and counting

And on the 22nd day, he went shopping.

Sunday was a great day - nice and lazy. Woke up with my Tantus plug in my ass, had a good butt-fuck w/ King Dong in the shower, and plugged up with the big anal dilator. Had some errands to run and shopping to do, so off I went to Target, fat dilator in my butthole and all. It was hot out, so my clothing was pretty thin. It was neat browsing at Target for what I needed and enjoying the full feeling in my ass and the stretch in my anus.

I have a night class to go to tonight, and will probably chance the fat dilator, instead of the Tantus.

Apr 25, 2009

3 weeks!

As of today, I've spent three weeks plugged 100% of the time. Yowza!

Got lots to blog about, but not right now. I do want to say that those particular toys with air holes in them - designed to let gas out - don't work particularly well, at least for me. The hole gets clogged, duh. I'm fairly adept at letting gas out around plugs anyhow.

Also, I got a new toy...will blog about it soon, after I get some pictures taken.

Apr 18, 2009

KY jelly v. KY Silk

Hm... I'm an old-school kind of guy. I like wooden cutting boards, use dish towels as oven mitts, and generally like ceramic, glass, and metal cookware devoid of anything that really reeks 21st century.

But I thought I'd try some of the newer lubes and have started with KY Silk, which comes in a small, easily-carried-about bottle.

I am surprised to find that I prefer the jelly to Silk. It just doesn't do it for me.

Well, I've now spent 14 solid days plugged. I just got back from some exercise and I think that after a quick shower, I shall put the fat dilator up my butt and go for a walk in this glorious weather we're having.

Apr 15, 2009

11 days and exercise

11 days and counting.

I haven't had opportunity to get some exercise lately. Frankly, with taxes due, nothing but work and doing taxes could occupy my attention. Last sunday - a gorgeous day by any standard - came and went and I didn't step out of the house, even, except to put the trash out. Dammit.

But today I went for a very short run and knowing it was going to be short (it was starting to rain), I ran pretty hard. usually I just jog, but today I stepped up the pace a bit. Felt good. I wonder if I could keep that pace up for a longer distance? Well, anyway, I went out with the Pace in my ass; only the second time I've run with it in. And after so much time wearing it, I hardly even noticed its presence. This was a much more successful plugged run than the first time with the Pace, when it felt like I needed to find a bathroom almost every step of the way.

Apr 14, 2009

9 days and counting

God damn, I love this Pace plug. Eminently wearable in the long term. I'm wearing in situations I would not have dared before. 9 days straight and counting.